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Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
on: June 07, 2011, 01:58:01 AM
Ripped out my pants from crotch to knee while working today. 

Since I did it right before I ran to an accident in the roadway I didn't from time to stop and change.

So while I was setting up my zone I duct taped my pant leg closed.

Yes it did look weird but it was better then get hauled away for exposing himself ::)
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Re: Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
Reply #1 on: June 07, 2011, 02:33:12 AM
Had a similar experience several years back.

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Re: Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
Reply #2 on: June 07, 2011, 02:46:50 AM
Funny, I was thinking of you earlier- I was in traffic going to work this morning and the guy in front of me had an Indiana license plate, so I was wondering if you knew him!  :P

I had a similar incident a number of years ago when I still lived in Toronto.  It was February and I was working overnight.  It was well below freezing and one of the guys I was working with was telling me he was having problems with the radiator in his car.  About 2am we went out to the parking lot to have a look at it, and when I bent down my pants ripped from crotch to belt line.  Even back then I went "commando" which meant that I suddenly got very cold....

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Re: Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
Reply #3 on: June 07, 2011, 02:48:45 AM
Quote from: Swiss Man on June 07, 2011, 01:58:01 AM
So while I was setting up my zone I duct taped my pant leg closed.
There, you have now become a "duct tape hero" :-)

But really, it was a smart and cool trick to keep yourself operational.  :tu:

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Re: Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
Reply #4 on: June 07, 2011, 03:37:29 AM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on June 07, 2011, 02:46:50 AM
when I bent down my pants ripped from crotch to belt line.  Even back then I went "commando" which meant that I suddenly got very cold....

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It's gonna take awhile to get that image out of my head.  :ahhh
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Re: Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
Reply #5 on: June 07, 2011, 03:52:29 AM
Quote from: PyroJames on June 07, 2011, 03:37:29 AM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on June 07, 2011, 02:46:50 AM
when I bent down my pants ripped from crotch to belt line.  Even back then I went "commando" which meant that I suddenly got very cold....

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It's gonna take awhile to get that image out of my head.  :ahhh
Replace it with the image on Grant in the dress.

Come to think of it, not sure which ones worse :D

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Re: Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
Reply #6 on: June 07, 2011, 03:53:28 AM
Funny, I was thinking of you earlier- I was in traffic going to work this morning and the guy in front of me had an Indiana license plate, so I was wondering if you knew him!  :P

That's funny because the other day I met someone from Canada, 

And asked him if he knew Grant and he told me "Why yes." ::)

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Re: Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
Reply #7 on: June 07, 2011, 12:12:31 PM
Canada is a small place. :D
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Re: Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
Reply #8 on: June 07, 2011, 01:16:57 PM
Boy I'm glad you teach Science and not Geography!  :P

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Re: Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
Reply #9 on: June 07, 2011, 02:46:24 PM
Quote from: Carlos on June 07, 2011, 02:48:45 AM
Quote from: Swiss Man on June 07, 2011, 01:58:01 AM
So while I was setting up my zone I duct taped my pant leg closed.
There, you have now become a "duct tape hero" :-)

But really, it was a smart and cool trick to keep yourself operational.  :tu:
Welcome to the ranks.  :salute: :tu:
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Re: Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
Reply #10 on: June 08, 2011, 02:59:03 AM
Oh, did I forget to say I am also a qualified Geography teacher?   :ahhh  :D

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Re: Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
Reply #11 on: June 12, 2011, 11:16:03 PM
Sorry for the late reply, but where is the 'Almost got arrested' part?

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Re: Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
Reply #12 on: June 13, 2011, 01:07:44 AM
My guess would be, since it was an accident scene there would be lots of police officers around that wouldn't be too happy with a guy with no pants running around!

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Re: Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
Reply #13 on: June 13, 2011, 01:19:04 AM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on June 13, 2011, 01:07:44 AM
My guess would be, since it was an accident scene there would be lots of police officers around that wouldn't be too happy with a guy with no pants running around!

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I figured that. 
Still, where's the whole 'almost got arrested' part tho? Was it maybe a possible assumed almost-got-arrested type deal?

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Re: Almost got arrested for indecent exposure
Reply #14 on: June 17, 2011, 04:13:43 PM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on June 13, 2011, 01:07:44 AM
lots of police officers around that wouldn't be too happy with a guy with no pants running around!

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