Idea's for a UK meet competition?

Poncho65 · **Reply #30 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:57:44 AM

Quote from: DaveK on March 28, 2009, 12:22:44 AM

Quote from: Benner on March 28, 2009, 12:00:05 AM
I'm glad someone else spotted that too.

I spotted it , but didn't say anything. A bit like kicking a puppy

nuphoria · **Reply #31 on:** March 28, 2009, 01:45:16 AM

Sorry, I think I started the tone lowering on this one

I want to see some macho action please - sword wielding, axe throwing, knife thrusting crazy men. There's a basic triathlon for ya.

DaveK · **Reply #32 on:** March 28, 2009, 01:52:52 AM

Quote from: nuphoria on March 28, 2009, 01:45:16 AM

Sorry, I think I started the tone lowering on this one

I want to see some macho action please - sword wielding, axe throwing, knife thrusting crazy men. There's a basic triathlon for ya.

I just thought we could do some paracord "knittng" and make tea......

How about:

- First person to say "Has anyone got a knife"?
- First person to say "Has anyone got a plaster"?
- First person to say "Ooops".

J-sews · **Reply #33 on:** March 28, 2009, 01:54:47 AM

Quote from: Benner on March 28, 2009, 12:00:05 AM

I'm glad someone else spotted that too.

Ben, he's gone and changed it.

Is that a bannable offense?

Benner · **Reply #34 on:** March 28, 2009, 01:56:04 AM

Quote from: J-sews on March 28, 2009, 01:54:47 AM

Quote from: Benner on March 28, 2009, 12:00:05 AM
I'm glad someone else spotted that too.

Ben, he's gone and changed it. Is that a bannable offense?

I certainly think so

Don't worry Bob, we know the truth.

DaveK · **Reply #35 on:** March 28, 2009, 01:56:24 AM

Dunc · **Reply #36 on:** March 28, 2009, 09:25:31 AM

Quote from: nuphoria on March 28, 2009, 01:45:16 AM

Sorry, I think I started the tone lowering on this one

I want to see some macho action please - sword wielding, axe throwing, knife thrusting crazy men. There's a basic triathlon for ya.

Sorry too

Rope cutting

Anyone got any old seatbelts or Webbing ? We could do a rescue blade test .

Dunc

Flash · **Reply #37 on:** March 28, 2009, 09:38:01 AM

There is loads of unused seatbelt material where we will be going

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #38 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:59:44 AM

Quote from: dunc5 on March 28, 2009, 09:25:31 AM

Quote from: nuphoria on March 28, 2009, 01:45:16 AM
Sorry, I think I started the tone lowering on this one

I want to see some macho action please - sword wielding, axe throwing, knife thrusting crazy men. There's a basic triathlon for ya.

Sorry too Rope cutting Anyone got any old seatbelts or Webbing ? We could do a rescue blade test .

Dunc

I've got loads of 8-10mm nylon rope to use for cutting purposes

Benner · **Reply #39 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:48:26 AM

Quote from: dunc5 on March 28, 2009, 09:25:31 AM

Quote from: nuphoria on March 28, 2009, 01:45:16 AM
Sorry, I think I started the tone lowering on this one

I want to see some macho action please - sword wielding, axe throwing, knife thrusting crazy men. There's a basic triathlon for ya.

Sorry too Rope cutting Anyone got any old seatbelts or Webbing ? We could do a rescue blade test .

Dunc

That would be cool.

Anyone got a spare car door lying around so we could test a glass breaker as well?

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #40 on:** March 28, 2009, 02:06:27 PM

I happy to use any off yours

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #41 on:** March 28, 2009, 02:07:41 PM

The prize is the smaller one of these

http://www.heinnie.com/89dvn91341144/Survival/Axes-&-Tomahawks/Wetterlings/Wetterlings-Camping-Axes/p-484-523-526-3599/

Flash · **Reply #42 on:** March 28, 2009, 03:16:38 PM

Quote from: Benner on March 28, 2009, 11:48:26 AM

Quote from: dunc5 on March 28, 2009, 09:25:31 AM
Quote from: nuphoria on March 28, 2009, 01:45:16 AM
Sorry, I think I started the tone lowering on this one

I want to see some macho action please - sword wielding, axe throwing, knife thrusting crazy men. There's a basic triathlon for ya.

Sorry too Rope cutting Anyone got any old seatbelts or Webbing ? We could do a rescue blade test .

Dunc

That would be cool.

Anyone got a spare car door lying around so we could test a glass breaker as well?

Yep....got that covered

Benner · **Reply #43 on:** March 28, 2009, 03:28:19 PM

Sweet!

DaveK · **Reply #44 on:** March 28, 2009, 09:49:12 PM

Quote from: Flash on March 28, 2009, 03:16:38 PM

Quote from: Benner on March 28, 2009, 11:48:26 AM
Quote from: dunc5 on March 28, 2009, 09:25:31 AM
Quote from: nuphoria on March 28, 2009, 01:45:16 AM
Sorry, I think I started the tone lowering on this one

I want to see some macho action please - sword wielding, axe throwing, knife thrusting crazy men. There's a basic triathlon for ya.

Sorry too Rope cutting Anyone got any old seatbelts or Webbing ? We could do a rescue blade test .

Dunc

That would be cool.

Anyone got a spare car door lying around so we could test a glass breaker as well?

Yep....got that covered

Can I just point out now, that Flash is NOT referring to the doors on the Red Freelander?

Benner · **Reply #45 on:** March 28, 2009, 09:49:59 PM

killjoy

DaveK · **Reply #46 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:00:23 PM

I have visions now of spending the whole time guarding my car with an air pistol

Flash · **Reply #47 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:01:48 PM

Quote from: DaveK on March 28, 2009, 10:00:23 PM

I have visions now of spending the whole time guarding my car with an air pistol

I'll see your airpistol and raise you a 12g semi auto

nuphoria · **Reply #48 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:08:11 PM

Very good men, I like your ideas and shall be suitably titillated by these events.

Now, about that seatbelt material - can I have some please?

Flash · **Reply #49 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:10:52 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on March 28, 2009, 10:08:11 PM

Very good men, I like your ideas and shall be suitably titillated by these events.

Now, about that seatbelt material - can I have some please?

Of course, but only if I get titivated

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #50 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:12:25 PM

So are we going for the MT Triathalon then

nuphoria · **Reply #51 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:15:39 PM

I'm sure that can be arranged... I'll bring a buffing cloth and some oil

Reminds me of my girlfriends favourite joke - how do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tits a lot

J-sews · **Reply #52 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:32:18 PM

Okay if I use that for my sig line?

DaveK · **Reply #53 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:49:49 PM

- Very good.

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #54 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:54:29 PM

Ask her to warm up some more gag's like that for the meet

nuphoria · **Reply #55 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:57:45 PM

She says that's her best joke!

US license accordingly granted for sig line

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #56 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:58:43 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on March 28, 2009, 10:57:45 PM

She says that's her best joke!

US license accordingly granted for sig line

We may be in trouble then, as without those we'll have to listen to Nick the whole time

Flash · **Reply #57 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:19:56 PM

Quote from: Micky d on March 28, 2009, 10:58:43 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on March 28, 2009, 10:57:45 PM
She says that's her best joke!

US license accordingly granted for sig line

We may be in trouble then, as without those we'll have to listen to Nick the whole time

Excuse me, I resemble that remark

jzmtl · **Reply #58 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:27:30 PM

Quote from: Flash on March 28, 2009, 11:19:56 PM

Quote from: Micky d on March 28, 2009, 10:58:43 PM
Quote from: nuphoria on March 28, 2009, 10:57:45 PM
She says that's her best joke!

US license accordingly granted for sig line

We may be in trouble then, as without those we'll have to listen to Nick the whole time

Excuse me, I resemble that remark

Yes, you do resemble that remark.

nuphoria · **Reply #59 on:** March 29, 2009, 12:20:02 AM

*note to self - add earplugs to bag*

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