Victorinox Smelly

[Paul]

Hope its a small bottle or something rather than one of those test strip things!!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Still waiting on mine

[Neil]

Nothing here

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Nothing here

I guess I'm not stinking alone at least

Funny thing is I got an email yesterday asking if I liked the free sample

[Benner]

Nope, nothing here either  .

(But then I didn't apply for one so what do I expect.  )

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Nope, nothing here either  .

(But then I didn't apply for one so what do I expect.  )

You really are a lazy sod

[nuphoria]

Nope, nothing here either  .

(But then I didn't apply for one so what do I expect.  )

Pillock 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Nope, nothing here either  .

(But then I didn't apply for one so what do I expect.  )

Pillock 

No wink, that's just an accurate statment of fact

[Benner]

Like the Micron, I didn't want it so therefore I didn't apply. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Like the Micron, I didn't want it so therefore I didn't apply. 

I suppose you've already pulled for life, so why bother

[Neil]

Like the Micron, I didn't want it so therefore I didn't apply. 

I suppose you've already pulled for life, so why bother

Having pulled, bothering is a good idea if you wish to stay pulled

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Like the Micron, I didn't want it so therefore I didn't apply. 

I suppose you've already pulled for life, so why bother

Having pulled, bothering is a good idea if you wish to stay pulled

What, and give them an excuse to stick around? I think not

[Neil]

This is the part where I bough out and your official counsellor on such matters steps in

"Oh, Chris, Mike needs a  again"   

[nuphoria]

 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I thought you were my friend

[Neil]

Cruel to be kind and all that

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Cruel to be kind and all that

So do I get a cuddle and a 'there, there' now?

[Neil]

Cruel to be kind and all that

So do I get a cuddle and a 'there, there' now?

  That depends.. have you washed recently

[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

Cruel to be kind and all that

So do I get a cuddle and a 'there, there' now?

Eew! 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Cruel to be kind and all that

So do I get a cuddle and a 'there, there' now?

  That depends.. have you washed recently

Well the neighbours turned there hose on me when I started sniffing round there spinster daughter, so does that count

[Neil]

Cruel to be kind and all that

So do I get a cuddle and a 'there, there' now?

  That depends.. have you washed recently

Well the neighbours turned there hose on me when I started sniffing round there spinster daughter, so does that count

  Not unless soap got a look in

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Cruel to be kind and all that

So do I get a cuddle and a 'there, there' now?

  That depends.. have you washed recently

Well the neighbours turned there hose on me when I started sniffing round there spinster daughter, so does that count

  Not unless soap got a look in

Well the water had bubbles and it did sting my eyes, so there could have been soap

[Neil]

Crikey your desperate... "Hey Ben" ... "give Mike a hug will you" ...  "you can borrow my icons" 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Crikey your desperate... "Hey Ben" ... "give Mike a hug will you" ...  "you can borrow my icons" 

WON'T SOMEONE GIVE ME A HUG

[Roadie]

Crikey your desperate... "Hey Ben" ... "give Mike a hug will you" ...  "you can borrow my icons" 

WON'T SOMEONE GIVE ME A HUG

Really rather not......

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Crikey your desperate... "Hey Ben" ... "give Mike a hug will you" ...  "you can borrow my icons" 

WON'T SOMEONE GIVE ME A HUG

Really rather not......

Well that's bloody charming

You wasn't so reticent at the meet as I recall. Or was that because Nick made you

[Roadie]

Crikey your desperate... "Hey Ben" ... "give Mike a hug will you" ...  "you can borrow my icons" 

WON'T SOMEONE GIVE ME A HUG

Really rather not......

Well that's bloody charming

You wasn't so reticent at the meet as I recall. Or was that because Nick made you

Nick is much more cuddlier than you, therefore i'm more likely to do as he says

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Crikey your desperate... "Hey Ben" ... "give Mike a hug will you" ...  "you can borrow my icons" 

WON'T SOMEONE GIVE ME A HUG

Really rather not......

Well that's bloody charming

You wasn't so reticent at the meet as I recall. Or was that because Nick made you

Nick is much more cuddlier than you, therefore i'm more likely to do as he says

Yeah, there was a lovely bit of 'give' in him

[nuphoria]

Aww, poor Mike.... OK, you can have as many hugs as you like, IF you come to the September meetup 

In other news: I got my smelly sample today and I'm pleasantly surprised by it. It's really not that bad 

The things I usually wear are Davidoff Adventure and Burberrry Men - this is a tad lighter than those but still has the spicy undertones and something quite fresh and floral on the top.

[Paul]

Got my sample today....the wife don't like it, so thats the end of it.

Anyone expecting more than half a thimbleful wil be dissapointed.