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us Offline hawkchucker

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Re: You said it.
Reply #120 on: January 27, 2010, 10:31:22 PM
I Had a black belt, However the Local Ninja union took away our dental benifits so we turned them all in. However we did keep out swords!!
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Re: You said it.
Reply #121 on: January 27, 2010, 10:35:43 PM
When I get home I'm gonna have a Belt of Jamesons.  :drink:

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Re: You said it.
Reply #122 on: January 27, 2010, 10:36:48 PM
Quote from: John on January 27, 2010, 10:29:49 PM
The only belt I've found to be of use is the one that holds up my troousers BTW it can be any colour you wish :D

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Re: You said it.
Reply #123 on: January 27, 2010, 10:38:12 PM
Quote from: Medic82 on January 27, 2010, 10:36:48 PM
Quote from: John on January 27, 2010, 10:29:49 PM
The only belt I've found to be of use is the one that holds up my troousers BTW it can be any colour you wish :D

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Re: You said it.
Reply #124 on: January 28, 2010, 01:05:40 AM
More Leatherman123 classics:

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Hey guys, are there any UFC fans in the forum? I LOVE UFC, I was an MMA fighter in my early twenties..

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I wonder which blackbelt he wore in the octagon?


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Re: You said it.
Reply #125 on: January 28, 2010, 01:15:51 AM
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I have been taking some form of martial arts for over 20 years. Currently, I am taking Kajukenbo; which is amazing! Martial arts has taught me integrity and most importantly- self control..


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Re: You said it.
Reply #126 on: January 28, 2010, 01:17:53 AM
Quote from: Viking on January 28, 2010, 01:15:51 AM
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I have been taking some form of martial arts for over 20 years. Currently, I am taking Kajukenbo; which is amazing! Martial arts has taught me integrity and most importantly- self control..



Must've been hard for his mum, you know, practicing martial arts while in the womb? o.O

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Re: You said it.
Reply #127 on: January 28, 2010, 01:22:08 AM
His umbilical cord was probably a blackbelt.

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Re: You said it.
Reply #128 on: January 28, 2010, 01:23:38 AM
Quote from: Sazabi on January 28, 2010, 01:17:53 AM
Quote from: Viking on January 28, 2010, 01:15:51 AM
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I have been taking some form of martial arts for over 20 years. Currently, I am taking Kajukenbo; which is amazing! Martial arts has taught me integrity and most importantly- self control..



Must've been hard for his mum, you know, practicing martial arts while in the womb? o.O

Amazing how fast kids grow these days  ::)  ::) :D

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Re: You said it.
Reply #129 on: January 28, 2010, 01:32:28 AM
Quote from: Viking on January 28, 2010, 01:22:08 AM
His umbilical cord was probably a blackbelt.

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Maybe!  :think: or he was fed intravenously with Bruce Lee movies  :rofl:

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Re: You said it.
Reply #130 on: January 28, 2010, 03:02:45 AM
Quote from: Viking on January 28, 2010, 01:15:51 AM
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I have been taking some form of martial arts for over 20 years. Currently, I am taking Kajukenbo; which is amazing! Martial arts has taught me integrity and most importantly- self control..



Wow.  That's an MT.O hall of fame quote.   :rofl:

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Re: You said it.
Reply #131 on: January 28, 2010, 05:13:05 AM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

omfg those are classics! :D :D 

But.....<sigh>.....probably not in the best spirit of MTorg to discuss in public since the once mighty black-belted recently engaged mma champion law enforcement officer in question is no longer a member here. :-\


So, back to less entertaining You said its please. :(
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Re: You said it.
Reply #132 on: March 02, 2010, 01:23:31 AM
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You tease.  You make me think its a post full of bikini clad women and all I get to see is your balls!

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Re: You said it.
Reply #133 on: March 02, 2010, 01:52:44 AM
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You tease.  You make me think its a post full of bikini clad women and all I get to see is your balls!

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Re: You said it.
Reply #134 on: March 02, 2010, 02:23:09 AM
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Re: You said it.
Reply #135 on: March 02, 2010, 11:10:03 AM
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Quote from: Gareth on March 02, 2010, 01:23:31 AM
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Re: You said it.
Reply #136 on: March 03, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
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Quote from: rp252 on March 02, 2010, 01:52:44 AM
Quote from: Gareth on March 02, 2010, 01:23:31 AM
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Re: You said it.
Reply #137 on: March 04, 2010, 11:54:19 AM
Quote from: Sazabi on March 04, 2010, 02:43:33 AM
Holy snarf that's thick. o.o;

Ooh!  :D :D

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Reply #138 on: March 04, 2010, 02:23:49 PM
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Re: You said it.
Reply #139 on: March 04, 2010, 03:11:35 PM
Yay, I finally made it in here!  :D

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Re: You said it.
Reply #140 on: March 05, 2010, 03:26:19 AM
 ;)

And one from Gareth:
Quote from: Gareth on March 04, 2010, 06:52:25 PM
I'm pretty sure Nick's only got a small one too, it certainly didn't feel like a big one when I got to hold it.


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Reply #141 on: March 05, 2010, 03:28:22 AM
Yay, someone picked it up. :D
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Re: You said it.
Reply #142 on: March 07, 2010, 05:13:18 AM


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Re: You said it.
Reply #143 on: April 30, 2010, 02:39:53 AM
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I've been thinking about a paratool

In a good way, or a kind of weird way? ;)


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Re: You said it.
Reply #144 on: May 01, 2010, 01:34:10 AM
 :D :D
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Re: You said it.
Reply #145 on: June 10, 2010, 11:10:23 PM
Quote from: Nikos on June 10, 2010, 11:04:14 PM

Wait until you actually see my pants... :P :D

... I guess Nessie is in a class of its own. :tu:
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Reply #146 on: June 10, 2010, 11:14:12 PM
Hey! :twak: :D

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Reply #147 on: June 10, 2010, 11:16:22 PM
Quote from: Nikos on June 10, 2010, 11:14:12 PM
Hey! :twak: :D

Don't get your knickers pants in a twist :P

You'll upset Nessie ;)
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Reply #148 on: June 11, 2010, 01:06:45 AM
Quote from: Neil on June 10, 2010, 11:16:22 PM
Quote from: Nikos on June 10, 2010, 11:14:12 PM
Hey! :twak: :D

Don't get your knickers pants in a twist :P

You'll upset Nessie ;)
Oh big deal that priest made it so Nessie could not eat anyone, BUT Lake Erie's Bessie has reportably eaten a few people :D


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Reply #149 on: June 11, 2010, 01:08:50 AM
Quote from: nuphoria on June 10, 2010, 11:03:23 PM
...they make a big boy mess everywhere they go? :D

Quote from: Neil on June 10, 2010, 11:08:33 PM


Oh wait, I get it you mean they can't hit the pan when they go for a pee :D


OK next guess... their testicles were once a delicacy or their testicles were ground up and mixed with bull's gaul bladders and bat's wings to make love potions  :think:


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