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Mans Best Friend

us Offline WhichDawg

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Mans Best Friend
on: September 22, 2009, 03:55:48 PM

      Dogs love it when your friends come over.
   

      Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
   

      Dogs think you sing great.
   

      Dogs don't cry.
   

      A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
   

      Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
   

      The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
   

      Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs and they think you smell wonderful.
   

      Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
   

      Dogs are excited by rough play.
   

      Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
   

      Dogs love red meat.
   

      Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
   

      Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
   

      If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
   

      Dogs don't shop.
   

      Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
   

      A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
   

      Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
   

      A dog's parents never visit.
   

      Dogs love long car trips.
   

      Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
   

      Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
   

      Dogs like beer.
   

      Dogs don't hate their bodies.
   

      No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.
   

      No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
   

      Dogs never criticize.
   

      Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
   

      Dogs never expect gifts.
   

      It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
   

      Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
   

      Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
   

      Dogs don't let magazine articles, movies or tv guide their lives.
   

      Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
   

      You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
   

      Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
   

      Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
   

      Dogs never want foot-rubs.
   

      Dogs can't talk.
   

      Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
   

      Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

      :D


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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #1 on: September 22, 2009, 04:03:26 PM
 :) dogs are great :tu:


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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #2 on: September 22, 2009, 04:11:39 PM
My dogs cry a little, sometimes...  :(


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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #3 on: September 22, 2009, 05:34:30 PM
Then again, in some states it's illegal to...

Uhhh, nevermind. :think:
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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #4 on: September 22, 2009, 05:42:46 PM
 :rofl: Nice thread :cheers:
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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #5 on: September 22, 2009, 06:18:49 PM
Great thread mate :tu:
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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #6 on: September 22, 2009, 09:44:39 PM
:) dogs are great :tu:

Too right they are :D
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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #7 on: September 22, 2009, 11:11:43 PM
My dog is great too but I wouldn't be without my woman for one goddamn minute ;)
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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #8 on: September 23, 2009, 04:05:18 PM
It is funny last night I was laid up in bed with the flu & the misses put the dog 'Kipper' too bed (normally my job :D) & she is saying 'good boy Kip' when he got into his bed & then she notices he has got one of her make up brushes in his mouth  :rofl:

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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #9 on: September 23, 2009, 04:09:03 PM
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Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #10 on: September 23, 2009, 05:14:51 PM
What fascinates about some dogs is their uncanny ability to sense something is wrong before it happens,as in the case of people with epilepsy a dog in this instance can warn of an impending seizure 30 minute before that's extraordinary  :tu:


 


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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #11 on: September 23, 2009, 05:18:24 PM
What fascinates about some dogs is their uncanny ability to sense something is wrong before it happens,as in the case of people with epilepsy a dog in this instance can warn of an impending seizure 30 minute before that's extraordinary  :tu:


 

That's why my Mum got her dog, but he couldn't even detect when someone else was in the same room let alone a seizure.  :D
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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #12 on: September 23, 2009, 05:35:51 PM
What fascinates about some dogs is their uncanny ability to sense something is wrong before it happens,as in the case of people with epilepsy a dog in this instance can warn of an impending seizure 30 minute before that's extraordinary  :tu:


 

That's why my Mum got her dog, but he couldn't even detect when someone else was in the same room let alone a seizure.  :D
Can your dog see?  :D

I should have pointed out dogs with this ability "admittedly" have to under go intense training as well  :P they have the ability they just need the training to warn the person in such away that the person can go to a safe zone ;)


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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #13 on: September 23, 2009, 08:03:45 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: Great post! Dogs are cool.
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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #14 on: September 23, 2009, 10:48:48 PM
:rofl: :rofl: Great post! Dogs are cool.
How did my dog know you were going to post that  :think:

it really amazes me  :D  :D


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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #15 on: September 23, 2009, 11:22:40 PM
My dog is great too but I wouldn't be without my woman for one goddamn minute ;)
I gotta agree, all those things are great but when you're "feeling REALLY lonely" a dog ain't gonna cut it. Sheep maybe, but not a dog.  :D :D
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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #16 on: September 23, 2009, 11:28:55 PM
My dog is great too but I wouldn't be without my woman for one goddamn minute ;)
I gotta agree, all those things are great but when you're "feeling REALLY lonely" a dog ain't gonna cut it. Sheep maybe, but not a dog.  :D :D

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[edit] having owned several Doberman's I would say the opposite is true,they hit on you  :ahhh :ahhh J/K  they're great dogs  :P
« Last Edit: September 23, 2009, 11:37:22 PM by John »


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Re: Mans Best Friend
Reply #17 on: September 24, 2009, 05:10:03 AM
:rofl: :rofl: Great post! Dogs are cool.
How did my dog know you were going to post that  :think:

it really amazes me  :D  :D
Smart dog. :D
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