The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **on:** October 30, 2009, 09:24:02 AM

As you know Ben and his poor mistreated, and hugely pregnant wife Sue are off to the hospital to bring little Ozzie into the world

I'll keep everyone updated as soon as I know anything, but in the meantime feel free to sent you best wishes and prayers here

Thanks in advance folks

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:45:17 AM

Due to a foul up with hospital

there having to wait another 24hours now $:-\$

Needless to say there both very disappointed $:-\$

Gareth · **Reply #2 on:** October 30, 2009, 10:03:16 AM

Arrgh, that must be frustrating to say the least. Are they keeping Sue in, or has she come home do you know?

Whoey · **Reply #3 on:** October 30, 2009, 10:10:03 AM

NHS at it's best then...

Benner · **Reply #4 on:** October 30, 2009, 10:48:23 AM

Quote from: Gareth on October 30, 2009, 10:03:16 AM

Arrgh, that must be frustrating to say the least. Are they keeping Sue in, or has she come home do you know?

We are sodding home and I am sodding pissed off!! We have this kinda crap every single time and considering that Sue is now high risk it is all pretty appalling really.

We have to call them up tomorrow at 7.30am where we will "possibly" be able to come in.

nuphoria · **Reply #5 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:02:45 AM

OH FOR F*CKS SAKE

Sorry to hear about this mate - I know how you feel having been kept waiting for an op once ALL day after being due in at 7am and having starved from the night before. I was fit to kill someone by the time they took me in and I wasn;t trying to have a baby either

Let's hope they get their act together tomorrow. Tell Sue we love her and are all thinking of her.

Gareth · **Reply #6 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:17:06 AM

That truly blows mate.

Especially as they're not even guaranteeing the op for tomorrow*.

How's Sue holding up? Send her our entire best mate.

*The poor guy might not be born in October, everybody knows that all the cool kids are born in October just ask Grant.

Benner · **Reply #7 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:23:13 AM

She's is pretty pissed off, but doing OK ta.

Screwtape · **Reply #8 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:31:36 AM

I'm feeling for you Ben, we spent three days in and out of the labour ward with our eldest and we weren't even waiting for an op, just a real long start with a false labour (which is just as painful as the real thing BTW)

Hope they get it sorted out, the good news is that once it's over this'll soon be forgotten as you'll be busy with the new arrival

Benner · **Reply #9 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:33:21 AM

Just to clarify, we aren't waiting for an op, just an induced labour. So when we FINALLY get in it could still be days before we actually see the delivery suite.

nuphoria · **Reply #10 on:** October 30, 2009, 01:35:28 PM

See, we should have had a sweepstake after all! I think I'd be going for November 2nd

Neil · **Reply #11 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:22:31 PM

What a load of crap

Hope everything goes to plan tomorrow.

Crouton · **Reply #12 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:30:41 PM

Congratulations. Look forward to seeing baby pics.

Benner · **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:39:18 PM

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:40:30 PM

That sucks Ben

...did you see spiky hair in the ultrasound pics?

Mr. Whippy · **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:12:44 PM

Somehow Ozzie being born on Halloween makes perfect sense.

Good luck tomorrow! (Once they rupture the membranes, it's a go my friend!)

prime77 · **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:09:40 PM

Good luck to you and Sue. I pray everything goes well.

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:15:58 PM

Two pages and no baby yet? What's the hold up?

Def

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:20:40 PM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on October 30, 2009, 06:15:58 PM

Two pages and no baby yet? What's the hold up?

Def

Ben's involved, so it was always going to be a laid back affair

Benner · **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:24:34 PM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on October 30, 2009, 06:15:58 PM

Two pages and no baby yet? What's the hold up?

Def

8 hours ago and that would have really pi$$ed me off.

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #20 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:27:32 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 30, 2009, 06:20:40 PM

Ben's involved, so it was always going to be a laid back affair

Shouldn't you be over at best mate Ben's house lending a hand?

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #21 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:29:11 PM

Quote from: Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! on October 30, 2009, 06:27:32 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 30, 2009, 06:20:40 PM
Ben's involved, so it was always going to be a laid back affair
Shouldn't you be over at best mate Ben's house lending a hand?

He's worried I'll hit on Sue

But I won't be able to help myself on account of me being a chubby chaser

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #22 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:33:42 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 30, 2009, 06:29:11 PM

Quote from: Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! on October 30, 2009, 06:27:32 PM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 30, 2009, 06:20:40 PM
Ben's involved, so it was always going to be a laid back affair
Shouldn't you be over at best mate Ben's house lending a hand?
He's worried I'll hit on Sue

But I won't be able to help myself on account of me being a chubby chaser

ducktapehero · **Reply #23 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:42:43 PM

Come on Ozzie!!!!!! Head for the light!!!!!!

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #24 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:47:46 PM

Quote from: Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! on October 30, 2009, 06:27:32 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 30, 2009, 06:20:40 PM
Ben's involved, so it was always going to be a laid back affair
Shouldn't you be over at best mate Ben's house lending a hand?

Would you want Mike around your impressionable young kids?

Def

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #25 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:48:23 PM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on October 30, 2009, 06:47:46 PM

Quote from: Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! on October 30, 2009, 06:27:32 PM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 30, 2009, 06:20:40 PM
Ben's involved, so it was always going to be a laid back affair
Shouldn't you be over at best mate Ben's house lending a hand?

Would you want Mike around your impressionable young kids?

Def

I work somewhere where there's 400 impressionable kids