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Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #30 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:53:28 PM

And the two you have already, Whatsisface and Whatserface!

Def

Benner · **Reply #31 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:59:17 PM

Quote from: DaveK on October 30, 2009, 06:49:08 PM

Ben - have you tried sneaking up and frightening her yet?

No, I'm not stupid!

Gareth · **Reply #32 on:** October 30, 2009, 08:04:12 PM

Quote from: Benner on October 30, 2009, 06:59:17 PM

Quote from: DaveK on October 30, 2009, 06:49:08 PM
Ben - have you tried sneaking up and frightening her yet?

No, I'm not stupid!

..or suicidal it seems. Stick to keeping her calm and happy mate, it feels like the wise course to take.

Craig · **Reply #33 on:** October 30, 2009, 10:09:18 PM

Best wishes for when it finally does happen

Smitty44 · **Reply #34 on:** October 30, 2009, 10:31:47 PM

Is going to be a Halloween baby,or an All Saints baby,either way there will be some proud parents,may God Bless you all.

or

??

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #35 on:** October 31, 2009, 11:11:28 AM

Well I've not heard otherwise, so I'm guessing that there at the hospital as we speak

Good luck guy's

Screwtape · **Reply #36 on:** October 31, 2009, 11:19:31 AM

I've heard a good strong curry can help speed the process up

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #37 on:** October 31, 2009, 11:20:27 AM

Quote from: Screwtape on October 31, 2009, 11:19:31 AM

I've heard a good strong curry can help speed the process up

It can also get a bit messy come enema time too

jim guy · **Reply #38 on:** October 31, 2009, 11:28:17 AM

cgk · **Reply #39 on:** October 31, 2009, 11:30:15 AM

Hope all goes well. We got "scrubbed" on our first baby launch. It sucks but it will soon be forgotten, replaced by other new baby madness.

Mr. Whippy · **Reply #40 on:** October 31, 2009, 12:39:43 PM

Quote from: Smitty44 on October 30, 2009, 10:31:47 PM

Is going to be a Halloween baby,or an All Saints baby,either way there will be some proud parents,may God Bless you all.
or ??

Good luck Sue and Ben!

WhichDawg · **Reply #41 on:** October 31, 2009, 01:02:42 PM

Best wishes to Sue and Ben, may today be the day! Halloween bday would be cool,
candy and presents!

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #42 on:** October 31, 2009, 01:41:27 PM

Update:

There in the ward

It's very overstaffed by NHS standards...

One nurse for a whole 14 beds

Who say's the NHS is in crisis

Whoey · **Reply #43 on:** October 31, 2009, 01:42:20 PM

is the nurse spanish?

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #44 on:** October 31, 2009, 01:44:17 PM

Quote from: Whoey on October 31, 2009, 01:42:20 PM

is the nurse spanish?

Well she won't be English, that for sure

Not being racist (as I hate racists

) but you'll struggle to find someone who speaks good english in most hospital in the south east of england $:-\$

nuphoria · **Reply #45 on:** October 31, 2009, 01:48:42 PM

Blimey.... might not be long now then

My Hedgekid did some nursey training - perhaps we should send her down there to help

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #46 on:** October 31, 2009, 04:05:24 PM

Quote from: Whoey on October 31, 2009, 01:42:20 PM

is the nurse spanish?

Whyfor you hit me? Always you hit me!

Def

Flash · **Reply #47 on:** October 31, 2009, 04:19:32 PM

Best of luck Benner clan........

Oh....a bit pointless really as he cant read this and they are in hospital.

anyway, all the best and here's to Benners offspring coming into this world on Halloween

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #48 on:** October 31, 2009, 04:56:40 PM

Update:

Sue's starting to have ''tightenings''. But on the plus side, all the tiil's Ben took into the hospital with him, are now squeaky clean

ducktapehero · **Reply #49 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:53:54 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 31, 2009, 01:44:17 PM

Quote from: Whoey on October 31, 2009, 01:42:20 PM
is the nurse spanish?
Well she won't be English, that for sure

Not being racist (as I hate racists ) but you'll struggle to find someone who speaks good english in most hospital in the south east of england $:-\$

Nothing racist about that. I loathe racists too but if you're going to move into and work in another country at least have the decency to learn the damn language. Don't expect us to cater to you.

E2A: I know Benner can't see this but more prayers sent that everything comes out OK.

Mr. Whippy · **Reply #50 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:58:05 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 31, 2009, 04:56:40 PM

Update:

Sue's starting to have ''tightenings''. But on the plus side, all the tiil's Ben took into the hospital with him, are now squeaky clean

Numbers man! We need numbers! cm's dilated, frequency of contractions...

Someone! Turn up the pitocin!

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #51 on:** October 31, 2009, 07:00:45 PM

Sadly I'm not privy to such info

nuphoria · **Reply #52 on:** October 31, 2009, 07:41:44 PM

Quote from: Mr. Whippy on October 31, 2009, 05:58:05 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 31, 2009, 04:56:40 PM
Update:

Sue's starting to have ''tightenings''. But on the plus side, all the tiil's Ben took into the hospital with him, are now squeaky clean

Numbers man! We need numbers! cm's dilated, frequency of contractions...

Someone! Turn up the pitocin!

You want us to get a webcam set up in there for ya?

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #53 on:** October 31, 2009, 08:04:12 PM

I'll boil some water and start tearing up some sheets.....

Def

ducktapehero · **Reply #54 on:** October 31, 2009, 08:04:55 PM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on October 31, 2009, 08:04:12 PM

I'll boil some water and start tearing up some sheets.....

Def

I'll grab the ducktape, and the gin.

Mr. Whippy · **Reply #55 on:** October 31, 2009, 08:21:19 PM

Quote from: nuphoria on October 31, 2009, 07:41:44 PM

Quote from: Mr. Whippy on October 31, 2009, 05:58:05 PM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 31, 2009, 04:56:40 PM
Update:

Sue's starting to have ''tightenings''. But on the plus side, all the tiil's Ben took into the hospital with him, are now squeaky clean

Numbers man! We need numbers! cm's dilated, frequency of contractions...

Someone! Turn up the pitocin!

You want us to get a webcam set up in there for ya?

Erm...

Family friendly forum...

Too much violence I think.

DaveK · **Reply #56 on:** October 31, 2009, 08:31:28 PM

They're taking their time aren't they?

My partner and I were home by now with both of ours.

AHB · **Reply #57 on:** October 31, 2009, 08:51:49 PM

Quote from: DaveK on October 31, 2009, 08:31:28 PM

They're taking their time aren't they?

My partner and I were home by now with both of ours.

Maybe Benner passed out..?

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #58 on:** October 31, 2009, 09:56:21 PM

Quote from: AHB on October 31, 2009, 08:51:49 PM

Quote from: DaveK on October 31, 2009, 08:31:28 PM
They're taking their time aren't they?

My partner and I were home by now with both of ours.

Maybe Benner passed out..?

I think it's more likely that Sue's throttled him for getting her in this mess AGAIN

AHB · **Reply #59 on:** October 31, 2009, 10:00:45 PM

Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on October 31, 2009, 09:56:21 PM

Quote from: AHB on October 31, 2009, 08:51:49 PM
Quote from: DaveK on October 31, 2009, 08:31:28 PM
They're taking their time aren't they?

My partner and I were home by now with both of ours.

Maybe Benner passed out..?
I think it's more likely that Sue's throttled him for getting her in this mess AGAIN

Been there... Twice.. (I still got the scars)

Poor Benner... $:-\$
Maybe this will cheer him up..:

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