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The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!

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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #60 on: October 31, 2009, 10:01:22 PM
 :D :D


Been there once myself, and that was enough :D
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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #61 on: October 31, 2009, 10:49:04 PM
Thinking of you Ben and Sue. Fingers crossed that's it's a mercifully brief labour and everything goes your way.

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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #62 on: October 31, 2009, 11:11:41 PM
I'm not a bit surprised this is taking so long. Judging by the last picture of Sue's belly I saw, that kid must have a head the size of a watermelon. :P :D




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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #63 on: November 01, 2009, 12:27:11 AM
Information!  We need more information!  :ahhh

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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #64 on: November 01, 2009, 01:05:57 AM
Just a quick update as I am pretty knackered and just got in the door.

Mum and baby are doing good.  After being examined she had dilated a whole....wait for it... 1CM at around 3pm and I don't think I helped by telling Sue that I think I had dilated more than that.  :P  She had another dose of prostin at about 9.30PM and the contractions are getting pretty big now so hopefully we will see something happening tomorrow.

Off to bed now as I have an early start tomorrow, but I will keep texting Mike with updates so he can let you guys know (cheers for that pal  :tu:)

ATB guys

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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #65 on: November 01, 2009, 01:11:24 AM
That's good news mate  :2tu:

I hope you get some shut eye... you'll be needing it :D
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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #66 on: November 01, 2009, 01:12:28 AM
Don't forget those magic words:

"I want my epidural!"

Needs to be in before 5-6 cm....


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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #67 on: November 01, 2009, 01:12:41 AM
Jeez Ben, you had all bloody day and this is the best you could manage?   At this rate the kid will be at Oxford by the time he's born!   :pok:

Seriously, good to hear that everyone's doing well!

Oh, and thanks to the marvels of modern technology, we already have a pic of your new arrival!



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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #68 on: November 01, 2009, 01:34:00 AM
Thanks for the update Ben, glad to hear everything's going well, if a little slowly. :tu:
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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #69 on: November 01, 2009, 06:17:18 AM
Hang in there.  Best of luck to all.


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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #70 on: November 01, 2009, 06:56:54 AM
Remember it's like mountain climbing:
Don't look down...  :ahhh

Have fun both of you..  ;)  :tu:


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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #71 on: November 01, 2009, 07:37:35 AM
good luck both :cheers: and best wishes for the new potential MT.O member :D
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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #72 on: November 01, 2009, 09:39:10 AM
Tell her to get her arse in gear, the suspense is killing me :D
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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #73 on: November 01, 2009, 10:03:33 AM
Tell her to get her arse in gear, the suspense is killing me :D

Wrong body part Mike....no wonder you are single  :ahhh


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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #74 on: November 01, 2009, 01:31:16 PM
Tell her to get her arse in gear, the suspense is killing me :D

Wrong body part Mike....no wonder you are single  :ahhh
:D :D
Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!


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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #75 on: November 01, 2009, 01:32:52 PM
Don't make me come over there and deliver this kid... :rant:


Been about 20 years since I caught a human, but I've delivered my share of puppies, kitties and this young fella..



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We need pics!!
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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #76 on: November 01, 2009, 01:38:12 PM
Don't make me come over there and deliver this kid... :rant:

We need pics!!

I'm not sure we do!! :ahhh
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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #77 on: November 01, 2009, 01:38:58 PM
I bet the foal caused less hassel's than a Son of Benner will :D
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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #78 on: November 01, 2009, 04:21:52 PM
Update:

As of 13:47 there in the Delivery suite :)
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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #79 on: November 01, 2009, 06:16:16 PM
Update.....Benners phone is on voicemail  :poh:


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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #80 on: November 01, 2009, 07:57:11 PM

 :ahhh                        :ahhh

Why all the moving text ??

 :ahhh                          :ahhh

All thoughts with Benner, hope its a quick one mate :tu:


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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #81 on: November 01, 2009, 08:12:18 PM
It's been 4 hours and no update?  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh


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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #82 on: November 01, 2009, 08:18:19 PM
Can't breathe!  :ahhh

Room spinning!! :ahhh
Go towards the light, Ozzie!! Follow the light!   :dwts:


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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #83 on: November 01, 2009, 08:44:07 PM
At this rate, my Nov 2nd prediction might be coming true.... poor Sue  :o
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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #84 on: November 01, 2009, 09:08:22 PM
At this rate, my Nov 2nd prediction might be coming true.... poor Sue  :o

Well, if you count NZ time it already has!


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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #85 on: November 01, 2009, 10:04:06 PM
No update as of yet folks :-\

Hopefully I'll hear something before I go to bed :)
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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #86 on: November 02, 2009, 04:11:42 PM
Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!


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Re: The Official Ozzie Birth Thread!
Reply #87 on: November 02, 2009, 07:58:43 PM
 :ahhh  :D

WOO HOOOOO!
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