The Best New Idea in Christmas Decorations (email joke)

[Whoey]

Fantastic.  The author sends along this DIY FYI:

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard." 

[Craig]

That would have scared the life out of me if I'd seen it

[J-sews]

Funny. (even better would be if his pants were down around his ankles)

[donvito]

  thx had a laugh 

[rp252]

 

Very good!

[Medic82]

can you buy that at Walmart?

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Good one