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Another use for duct tape

Offline I'm Still Bison

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Another use for duct tape
on: August 12, 2007, 06:22:12 PM
 If you thought dumb crooks couldn't get any dumber..here's another one for the Idiot Hall of Fame
http://www.dailyindependent.com/local/local_story_222231148.html
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Re: Another use for duct tape
Reply #1 on: August 12, 2007, 08:56:05 PM
Wow, he sure didn't have a good day! It sounds like that bouncer guy was enjoying himself though.  :D


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Re: Another use for duct tape
Reply #2 on: August 12, 2007, 09:11:24 PM
Kind of a dumb security guy too.  I assume he's another one of those bruisers that intelligent security people hire as "bullet catchers."   ::)

Shots to the groin are considered lethal force, and since Captain Duct Tape didn't seem to have any weapons it seems like an open and shut case for excessive force.  It's lucky for him that Duct Tape Man wasn't smart enough to press charges...

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Re: Another use for duct tape
Reply #3 on: August 12, 2007, 09:34:24 PM
Yeah, after that "flying tackle", the bellow the belt stuff seems like it must have been just for the heck of it. OUCH!  :o


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Re: Another use for duct tape
Reply #4 on: August 31, 2007, 06:28:16 PM
I wonder if the officers drew straws to see who would get to pull the tape off. 

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