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LOOK OUT MIKE!
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August 08, 2007, 04:48:59 PM
The terrorist Squirrels are regrouping!
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August 08, 2007, 04:50:58 PM
Plus we've gathered intelligence that there are mobile genetics weapons factories moving through the trees, disguised as acorns to evade detection. The terrorist squirrels have been enhancing their agents in order to stage a coup and take over your yard!
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August 08, 2007, 07:00:12 PM
Ugh... there has been an increase in terrorist activity lately! The little terrorists have recruited a new ally too...
Groundhogs!!!
I've already eliminated their advanced scout, who was trying to tunnel under my house and assassinate me. I've also conducted a recon mission and found their hideout, and am planning a full scale assault in the near future!
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August 09, 2007, 12:01:37 AM
Those ground hogs can be mighty tough customers.
I recommend calling in an airstrike.
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August 09, 2007, 01:03:58 AM
Remember, it's not the ones you see that are the problem, it's the ones you don't. I suggest a satellite surveillance system with thermal imaging lasers.
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August 09, 2007, 02:59:12 AM
I've got one word to say here: Napalm.
....and to hell with the collateral damage. :angry:
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August 09, 2007, 03:44:30 AM
Do they sell that at Home Despot?
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August 09, 2007, 06:27:31 AM
Ooooh... Napalm sounds good! I was thinking along the lines of chemical warfare...
I was going to take the head of the one I got already, put it on a stick, stand it up next to the hole, and take a picture... then I realized that that was a bit TOO far to take a joke
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August 09, 2007, 02:32:58 PM
I think much of that is contrary to the statutes of the Geneva Convention, isn't it?
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August 09, 2007, 03:52:59 PM
Terrorists aren't covered by the Geneva Convention
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August 09, 2007, 04:21:25 PM
Isn't that on a big banner in Guantanimo Bay?
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