Got facial hair?

Gareth · **on:** March 26, 2010, 04:00:15 PM

OK so Mike actually did one of these before but it's rather out of date now. There does seem to be a rather high level of beardiness on the forum, so it's time to see just how many of us have some fine and noble facial decoration.

Benner · **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:03:55 PM

I have a full beardo, but only because I am too lazy to shave.

Sazabi · **Reply #2 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:09:55 PM

I can't really vote because I alternate between clean shaven, a goatee, and cheek scruff; it just depends where I am in my two-ish week cycle. I'll clean shave at the start of the cycle, have a bit of cheek scruff by the end of week one, shave all but my goatee off due to laziness, then let it grow out again through week two. At that point, my goatee is too long, so I go clean-shaven again. See? There's a method to my madness. XD

Freudian Frog · **Reply #3 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:12:48 PM

Well, I either sport the child molester moustache or go clean shaven.

By choice I go clean shaven. When I get lazy a small amount of hair will creep out onto my upper lip and hover there for months.

valvestem125 · **Reply #4 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:46:51 PM

I've got a moustache. Since 1968.

NutSAK · **Reply #5 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:52:50 PM

Quote from: Sazabi on March 26, 2010, 04:09:55 PM

I can't really vote because I alternate between clean shaven, a goatee, and cheek scruff; it just depends where I am in my two-ish week cycle. I'll clean shave at the start of the cycle, have a bit of cheek scruff by the end of week one, shave all but my goatee off due to laziness, then let it grow out again through week two. At that point, my goatee is too long, so I go clean-shaven again. See? There's a method to my madness. XD

I go through a similar, 1-week cycle. Clean shaven on Monday, tired of the itch by Wednesday, so I shave all but goatee and mustache, then clean shaven on Monday again.

cerbera147 · **Reply #6 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:54:08 PM

I am very blonde and for whatever reason I just cannae grow nothing

I'm 31 btw not 13, probably 13 year olds with more of a beard than me

After about three weeks it gets a bit stubbly and gingerish around the top and goatee area and patchy elsewhere $:-\$

I would at least like the option but it's mostly clean shaven for me

Thinking about washing every day with Miracle Gro

Just my face though

stressmaster5000 · **Reply #7 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:54:44 PM

Does ear hair count??

Medic82 · **Reply #8 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:54:54 PM

Clean shaven for me.

ratslash7 · **Reply #9 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:56:55 PM

Mustache since 1984.

Zed · **Reply #10 on:** March 26, 2010, 05:19:21 PM

Im clean shaven but not by choice, i had a full beard for over 16 years but i shaved it off after i got divorced, now angie likes it that way as said a beard rubs while kissing, i said we would have to stop kissing then

yes i got the look

paul

cerbera147 · **Reply #11 on:** March 26, 2010, 05:23:44 PM

Quote from: Zed on March 26, 2010, 05:19:21 PM

I had a full beard for over 16 years

paul

Show off

Mike · **Reply #12 on:** March 26, 2010, 05:25:43 PM

I have a beard and mustache. Because some people should cover as much of their face as possible.

DaveK · **Reply #13 on:** March 26, 2010, 05:26:03 PM

I came out of hospital the other week with a beard, and the very first thing I did was get that 'orrible growth off me. Yuk.

Clean shaven here (except on Sundays)....

Zed · **Reply #14 on:** March 26, 2010, 05:30:56 PM

Quote from: cerbera147 on March 26, 2010, 05:23:44 PM

Quote from: Zed on March 26, 2010, 05:19:21 PM
I had a full beard for over 16 years

paul

Show off

dont worry mate ive now hardly any hair anywhere now $:-\$

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #15 on:** March 26, 2010, 05:58:47 PM

I have a gorgeous goatie, to match my rugged, good looks

ducktapehero · **Reply #16 on:** March 26, 2010, 05:59:02 PM

I'm clean shaven about every 3-4 days. I don't like beards but I also hate shaving. I'm never happy

John · **Reply #17 on:** March 26, 2010, 06:03:54 PM

Clean shaven most of the time,full beard if I'm on the run

Pacu · **Reply #18 on:** March 26, 2010, 06:35:12 PM

i got a red goatee most of the time with general scruff 24/7. I'll shave and it'll be back in 5 hours.

Gareth · **Reply #19 on:** March 26, 2010, 06:35:38 PM

Quote from: John on March 26, 2010, 06:03:54 PM

Clean shaven most of the time,full beard if I'm on the run

Fisting_Chili · **Reply #20 on:** March 26, 2010, 06:43:16 PM

Haha, this is hilarious!

I've had a goatee for years, but have been shaving lately...but not shaving...so I guess I look like a scruffy bum.

Zed · **Reply #21 on:** March 26, 2010, 06:45:01 PM

Quote from: Gareth on March 26, 2010, 06:35:38 PM

Quote from: John on March 26, 2010, 06:03:54 PM
Clean shaven most of the time,full beard if I'm on the run

john on the run

andrea.from.roma · **Reply #22 on:** March 26, 2010, 06:58:25 PM

Full beard, since I was 19.

A.

John · **Reply #23 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:15:19 PM

Quote from: Zed on March 26, 2010, 06:45:01 PM

Quote from: Gareth on March 26, 2010, 06:35:38 PM
Quote from: John on March 26, 2010, 06:03:54 PM
Clean shaven most of the time,full beard if I'm on the run

john on the run

(Image removed from quote.)

Where did you get that artists impression?

Zed · **Reply #24 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:56:29 PM

Quote from: John on March 26, 2010, 07:15:19 PM

Quote from: Zed on March 26, 2010, 06:45:01 PM
Quote from: Gareth on March 26, 2010, 06:35:38 PM
Quote from: John on March 26, 2010, 06:03:54 PM
Clean shaven most of the time,full beard if I'm on the run

john on the run

(Image removed from quote.)

Where did you get that artists impression?

its top secret john

i actually put jonh on the run with a kukri on google and found this

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #25 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:28:26 PM

Yay...a Poll

Where's the scruffy unshaven cheeks...but waxed smoothie where it counts selection?

Sea Monster · **Reply #26 on:** March 26, 2010, 09:02:15 PM

What's with all these "stache since ought-seven" posts? do you celebrate anniversaries?

I've got goatee, mutton chops, soul patch, and stache, and yet somehow can't manage a full beard.

I'm tempted to cover the little hairless runways in between with felt.