Help Nuphoria get presents

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I'm a bit late to the party but I think she should have her own Fallkie F1

No way, there both super mean to those

Exactly! She needs her own to be mean to 

They all but destroyed poor, defenceless Ryan's one

Blimey that takes some doing with an F1  

The door got stuck on there carriage, so they used it as a prybar

I'd never use a prybar on my carriage...it might mark it 
_{Thanks her lucky stars that Ryan is off galavanting and is strangely overcome by guilt AGAIN!}

Your kidding right?

He's knife has been scared by the wonder that is Fair Maiden Minty! He'll cherish it forever

[Hedge Kid]

Oh pshaw

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Oh pshaw

You didn't see him cuddling up to it at night, whispering "my precious" to it after you'd left

[Hedge Kid]

That's slightly disturbing 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

That's slightly disturbing 

You have met him right?

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Joke Ryan if your reading this

[Hedge Kid]

That's slightly disturbing 

You have met him right?

You meanie pants. Don't mock the absent and unable to defend themselves. Remember he's in gun country...he can come back and whup yer ass!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

That's slightly disturbing 

You have met him right?

You meanie pants. Don't mock the absent and unable to defend themselves. Remember he's in gun country...he can come back and whup yer ass!

He'll have to take a number and wait in line like everyone else

[John]

That's slightly disturbing 

You have met him right?

You meanie pants. Don't mock the absent and unable to defend themselves. Remember he's in gun country...he can come back and whup yer ass!

He'll have to take a number and wait in line like everyone else

 Careful Mike he could use the F1 as a chip and get to the front of the cue...........wait! as it's very used maybe get one place nearer   

[Whoey]

I.think.we.may.have.cracked.it!

She had a brain fart and remembered a watch she wants! Phew!

On the plus side, I asked her to start thinking about next year (because it's one of those scary birthdays with a zero in it) and she said that she'd like a titanium zimmer frame with tritium inserts and a custom built knife I'd better start saving!

so she's turning 29 this year then? 

[Hedge Kid]

I.think.we.may.have.cracked.it!

She had a brain fart and remembered a watch she wants! Phew!

On the plus side, I asked her to start thinking about next year (because it's one of those scary birthdays with a zero in it) and she said that she'd like a titanium zimmer frame with tritium inserts and a custom built knife I'd better start saving!

so she's turning 29 this year then? 

Ah, I see you have met a female before   

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I.think.we.may.have.cracked.it!

She had a brain fart and remembered a watch she wants! Phew!

On the plus side, I asked her to start thinking about next year (because it's one of those scary birthdays with a zero in it) and she said that she'd like a titanium zimmer frame with tritium inserts and a custom built knife I'd better start saving!

so she's turning 29 this year then? 

Smooth

[nuphoria]

AHEM 

I most certainly did not hurt that poor defenceless Falkie and yes, I'm 29 


Now I'll butt out of this thread as I'm obviously not needed here 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

AHEM 

I most certainly did not hurt that poor defenceless Falkie and yes, I'm 29 


Now I'll butt out of this thread as I'm obviously not needed here 

I know you didn't, but you can't blame me for wanting to do a spot of crap stirrage

[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

I am somewhat disappointed that there hasn't been a Poll to decide Nuph's present yet...  

[GraysonK]

I am somewhat disappointed that there hasn't been a Poll to decide Nuph's present yet...