Multitool.org Forum
+-

Hello Lurker! Remove this ad and much more by logging in.


LOOK OUT MIKE!

ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

  • Head Turd Polisher
  • Administrator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 64,743
  • Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
LOOK OUT MIKE!
on: August 08, 2007, 04:48:59 PM
The terrorist Squirrels are regrouping!

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Def

* 994Squirrel_Shoots_Back.jpg (Filesize: 38.56 KB)

* boxing-squirrel.jpg (Filesize: 29.64 KB)
Samurai-squirrel.jpg
* Samurai-squirrel.jpg (Filesize: 27.78 KB)
Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.


ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

  • Head Turd Polisher
  • Administrator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 64,743
  • Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: LOOK OUT MIKE!
Reply #1 on: August 08, 2007, 04:50:58 PM
Plus we've gathered intelligence that there are mobile genetics weapons factories moving through the trees, disguised as acorns to evade detection.  The terrorist squirrels have been enhancing their agents in order to stage a coup and take over your yard!   :ahhh :ahhh

Def

* squirrel.jpg (Filesize: 34.35 KB)
Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.


us Offline 665ae

  • Formerly known as 665ae
  • No Life Club
  • ******
    • Posts: 3,386
  • blah blah blah
Re: LOOK OUT MIKE!
Reply #2 on: August 08, 2007, 07:00:12 PM
Ugh... there has been an increase in terrorist activity lately!  The little terrorists have recruited a new ally too...

Groundhogs!!!



I've already eliminated their advanced scout, who was trying to tunnel under my house and assassinate me.   I've also conducted a recon mission and found their hideout, and am planning a full scale assault in the near future!
If you took all the intestines out of your body and stretched them end to end... you would die.


us Offline J-sews

  • Admin Team
  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *
    • Posts: 23,216
Re: LOOK OUT MIKE!
Reply #3 on: August 09, 2007, 12:01:37 AM
Those ground hogs can be mighty tough customers.

I recommend calling in an airstrike.  8)
In order to be certain of having the right tool for every job.........one must first acquire a lot of tools


ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

  • Head Turd Polisher
  • Administrator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 64,743
  • Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: LOOK OUT MIKE!
Reply #4 on: August 09, 2007, 01:03:58 AM
Remember, it's not the ones you see that are the problem, it's the ones you don't.  I suggest a satellite surveillance system with thermal imaging lasers.

Def
Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.


us Offline J-sews

  • Admin Team
  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *
    • Posts: 23,216
Re: LOOK OUT MIKE!
Reply #5 on: August 09, 2007, 02:59:12 AM
I've got one word to say here:  Napalm.



....and to hell with the collateral damage.  :angry:
In order to be certain of having the right tool for every job.........one must first acquire a lot of tools


ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

  • Head Turd Polisher
  • Administrator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 64,743
  • Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: LOOK OUT MIKE!
Reply #6 on: August 09, 2007, 03:44:30 AM
Do they sell that at Home Despot?

Def
Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.


us Offline 665ae

  • Formerly known as 665ae
  • No Life Club
  • ******
    • Posts: 3,386
  • blah blah blah
Re: LOOK OUT MIKE!
Reply #7 on: August 09, 2007, 06:27:31 AM
Ooooh... Napalm sounds good!  I was thinking along the lines of chemical warfare...

I was going to take the head of the one I got already, put it on a stick, stand it up next to the hole, and take a picture... then I realized that that was a bit TOO far to take a joke :P
If you took all the intestines out of your body and stretched them end to end... you would die.


ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

  • Head Turd Polisher
  • Administrator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 64,743
  • Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: LOOK OUT MIKE!
Reply #8 on: August 09, 2007, 02:32:58 PM
I think much of that is contrary to the statutes of the Geneva Convention, isn't it?

Def
Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.


us Offline 665ae

  • Formerly known as 665ae
  • No Life Club
  • ******
    • Posts: 3,386
  • blah blah blah
Re: LOOK OUT MIKE!
Reply #9 on: August 09, 2007, 03:52:59 PM
Terrorists aren't covered by the Geneva Convention :P
If you took all the intestines out of your body and stretched them end to end... you would die.


ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

  • Head Turd Polisher
  • Administrator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 64,743
  • Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: LOOK OUT MIKE!
Reply #10 on: August 09, 2007, 04:21:25 PM
Isn't that on a big banner in Guantanimo Bay?   >:D

Def
Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.


 

Donations

Operational Funds

Help us keep the Unworkable working!
Donate with PayPal!
January Goal: $300.00
Due Date: Jan 31
Total Receipts: $262.00
PayPal Fees: $15.30
Net Balance: $246.70
Below Goal: $53.30
Site Currency: USD
82% 
January Donations

Community Links


Powered by EzPortal