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All Hail the China (Fail?) - PIC HEAVY
on: August 08, 2010, 10:17:29 AM
Just thought it would be nice to make a thread with pics of all the "inventive" multi tools you can find in china.. some very peculiar designs there  :rofl:





















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Re: All Hail the China (Fail?) - PIC HEAVY
Reply #1 on: August 08, 2010, 03:01:51 PM
I like how the Chinese never let lack of good taste or a practical use stand in the way of their designs :D :D











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Reply #2 on: August 08, 2010, 03:30:30 PM


For the life of me I can not understand why they did not incorporate a can opener into the shears,hatchet & spanner tool   ??? ??? :D :D :D

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Re: All Hail the China (Fail?) - PIC HEAVY
Reply #3 on: August 08, 2010, 03:47:56 PM
Fail indeed.... there's nothing for removing stones from horses hoofs either :D
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Reply #4 on: August 08, 2010, 05:27:21 PM
Be careful what you say about our new overlords.  



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Re: All Hail the China (Fail?) - PIC HEAVY
Reply #5 on: August 08, 2010, 06:08:40 PM
Some of thoes look like they could kill the user :o


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Reply #6 on: August 08, 2010, 08:10:19 PM
Quote from: shamus on August 08, 2010, 05:27:21 PM
Be careful what you say about our new overlords.  



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  Soooooo true.
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Re: All Hail the China (Fail?) - PIC HEAVY
Reply #7 on: August 08, 2010, 08:32:18 PM
Those things look so stupid,they have no choice but to work!
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Reply #8 on: August 08, 2010, 08:52:29 PM
The scary part is that someone actually spent time designing these "tools"..  :P :P
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Re: All Hail the China (Fail?) - PIC HEAVY
Reply #9 on: August 08, 2010, 09:20:37 PM
Quote from: AHB on August 08, 2010, 08:52:29 PM
The scary part is that someone actually spent time designing these "tools"..  :P :P

Even scarier is that some people actually BUY them!! :ahhh :ahhh






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Re: All Hail the China (Fail?) - PIC HEAVY
Reply #10 on: August 08, 2010, 09:22:55 PM
Quote from: J-sews on August 08, 2010, 09:20:37 PM
Quote from: AHB on August 08, 2010, 08:52:29 PM
The scary part is that someone actually spent time designing these "tools"..  :P :P

Even scarier is that some people actually BUY them!! :ahhh :ahhh

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:oops:  ::) ::)

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Re: All Hail the China (Fail?) - PIC HEAVY
Reply #11 on: August 08, 2010, 09:26:27 PM
I quite like them :think:  in a scrap metal dealer kinda way  :D

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Re: All Hail the China (Fail?) - PIC HEAVY
Reply #12 on: August 08, 2010, 09:49:53 PM
I know for the money they make some very good cutlery, I wonder if there are some pretty good
multitools out there as well?

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Re: All Hail the China (Fail?) - PIC HEAVY
Reply #13 on: August 09, 2010, 01:24:28 AM
I wonder if they are really Chinese original design or just copies from obscure companies from somewhere else, Chinese companies are known copycats.
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Re: All Hail the China (Fail?) - PIC HEAVY
Reply #14 on: August 09, 2010, 01:31:58 AM
Yes some are but lets not go tarring all with the same brush :)
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Reply #15 on: August 09, 2010, 01:36:11 AM
Agreed, I just don't want them to have credit for something they just copied.
Anyways, they do make cheaper alternatives :) then the high priced and high quality originals  :(
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Reply #16 on: August 09, 2010, 01:39:34 AM
Quote from: AHB on August 08, 2010, 09:22:55 PM
Quote from: J-sews on August 08, 2010, 09:20:37 PM
Quote from: AHB on August 08, 2010, 08:52:29 PM
The scary part is that someone actually spent time designing these "tools"..  :P :P

Even scarier is that some people actually BUY them!! :ahhh :ahhh

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Reply #17 on: August 09, 2010, 01:47:56 AM
soo sorry....... no speaky engrish
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Reply #18 on: August 09, 2010, 03:20:16 AM
Quote from: sappyg on August 09, 2010, 01:47:56 AM
soo sorry....... no speaky engrish

I sir, am offended. >:(
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Reply #19 on: August 09, 2010, 03:24:51 AM
Quote from: BIG-TARGET on August 09, 2010, 01:39:34 AM
Quote from: AHB on August 08, 2010, 09:22:55 PM
Quote from: J-sews on August 08, 2010, 09:20:37 PM
Quote from: AHB on August 08, 2010, 08:52:29 PM
The scary part is that someone actually spent time designing these "tools"..  :P :P

Even scarier is that some people actually BUY them!! :ahhh :ahhh

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Re: All Hail the China (Fail?) - PIC HEAVY
Reply #20 on: August 09, 2010, 03:35:47 AM
 I would be more than happy to get some of those designs.
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Reply #21 on: August 09, 2010, 06:01:43 PM
I like that one that looks like a guitar  :think:  :D Don't know if it works, but it looks cool  :D

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Reply #22 on: August 10, 2010, 12:25:07 AM
Quote from: Freudian Frog on August 09, 2010, 03:20:16 AM
Quote from: sappyg on August 09, 2010, 01:47:56 AM
soo sorry....... no speaky engrish

I sir, am offended. >:(

please accept my apology? it was not my intent to offend you.

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Reply #23 on: August 10, 2010, 02:09:08 AM
Quote from: sappyg on August 10, 2010, 12:25:07 AM
Quote from: Freudian Frog on August 09, 2010, 03:20:16 AM
Quote from: sappyg on August 09, 2010, 01:47:56 AM
soo sorry....... no speaky engrish

I sir, am offended. >:(

please accept my apology? it was not my intent to offend you.

 :cheers:




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Reply #24 on: August 10, 2010, 04:40:24 AM
Quote from: Freudian Frog on August 10, 2010, 02:09:08 AM
Quote from: sappyg on August 10, 2010, 12:25:07 AM
Quote from: Freudian Frog on August 09, 2010, 03:20:16 AM
Quote from: sappyg on August 09, 2010, 01:47:56 AM
soo sorry....... no speaky engrish
I sir, am offended. >:(
please accept my apology? it was not my intent to offend you.

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Please read my signature. ::)

and now it is i that am offended. me and my cousin goob
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Reply #25 on: August 10, 2010, 06:46:55 AM
Neil...! The frog need a good :twakking: here...  :D :D
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Reply #26 on: August 10, 2010, 11:50:25 AM
 :twak: Don't start all that again  ::)  :P
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Reply #27 on: August 10, 2010, 01:11:54 PM
You know, sometimes, the frog is too Freudian for his own good.  :rofl:
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Re: All Hail the China (Fail?) - PIC HEAVY
Reply #28 on: September 11, 2010, 12:34:49 PM
Found this in a local store. Didnt buy


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Reply #29 on: September 11, 2010, 12:50:47 PM
its got a spoon   :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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