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New Gerber BG Survival Knife
on: August 11, 2010, 04:16:48 AM
Bacon Grylls has a new knife  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh - Amazon
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #1 on: August 11, 2010, 04:20:04 AM
I'd be interested if it wasn't so ass ugly. :rofl:
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #2 on: August 11, 2010, 05:07:40 AM
i would like it more if it full PE.
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #3 on: August 11, 2010, 07:16:31 AM
I wonder how well this one will respond to being clubbed on the spine with a rock ::)
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #4 on: August 11, 2010, 07:40:45 AM
I wonder if the attached Survival guide has instructions for a salt water enema on it? :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :D


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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #5 on: August 11, 2010, 02:14:34 PM
I wonder if the attached Survival guide has instructions for a salt water enema on it? :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :D

It probably has a chapter entitled, "Fine Dining & Elephant Dung"...   :o

Is Gerber really that desperate..?  ???
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #6 on: August 11, 2010, 04:37:14 PM
I'll bet they'll sell they sell a gazillion of them... :P


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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #7 on: August 11, 2010, 04:46:41 PM
It probably has a chapter entitled, "Fine Dining & Elephant Dung"...   :o

Does anyone else think his show should be named "Bear Gryll's Eats the World" or something along that line. Seriously, i really get sick of seeing him eat everything in sight! I understand the "survival" aspect of having to eat something you normally would not but seriously! (We need a puking smiley here)


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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #8 on: August 11, 2010, 06:40:25 PM
I can't stand the idiot >:(

Give me Mr Mears any day :salute:
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #9 on: August 13, 2010, 04:48:54 AM
I can't stand the idiot >:(

Give me Mr Mears any day :salute:

Yet somehow Bear ends up on the box here in the states and Ray doesn't :( I wish they would at least play some of Ray's older shows over here :tu: any of his shows would be fine and make for better viewing :D


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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #10 on: August 13, 2010, 05:41:50 AM
Is it bad that I want one? I don't like Bear much either, but that knife ain't ugly.
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #11 on: August 15, 2010, 03:25:13 AM
Why don't you guys like Bear Grylls? I think he's pretty cool, and I like his shows :shrug:


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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #12 on: August 15, 2010, 03:41:57 AM
Why don't you guys like Bear Grylls? I think he's pretty cool, and I like his shows :shrug:

Because he's a faker, here's one, there are a lot more.





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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #13 on: August 15, 2010, 04:07:36 AM
Because he shows you what not to do in a survival situation. His show is irresponsible because someone is going to remember "survival tips" from the show when the chips are down, and probably won't make it out.
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #14 on: August 15, 2010, 04:59:17 AM
Why don't you guys like Bear Grylls? I think he's pretty cool, and I like his shows :shrug:

I've been struggling with this myself, I'm actually quite suprised at the bashings he gets here. It's actually starting to annoy me!

The people here are otherwise so friendly and understanding, I really don't get it. >=(
I knew if I had to do a crazy survival show where I did stupid stuff like eat maggots and drink urine I would spend any night I could at a friggin' motel.
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #15 on: August 15, 2010, 05:22:50 AM
Drinking poo juice  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh.

My eldest & misses really like the show. I guess it really is just entertainment & should not to be a reference on how to survive in the wild  :think: :think: :think:.

I wanna know who carries all Bear's oral antibiotics    :think: :think: :D :D

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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #16 on: August 15, 2010, 05:31:46 AM
Drinking poo juice  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh.

My eldest & misses really like the show. I guess it really is just entertainment & should not to be a reference on how to survive in the wild  :think: :think: :think:.

I wanna know who carries all Bear's oral antibiotics    :think: :think: :D :D

That's the rub! And I'm sure his camera crew has all kinds of medical equipment ready with all the stupid stunts he does. :rofl:

It just really annoys me that people are afraid of sheeple performing the stunts in the show... if they think it's a viable option they were probably going to get themselves killed one way or another. I know I've learned a few tidbits that I will likely never ever use from the show but it's mostly for entertainment, and I know he entertains me! :ahhh
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #17 on: August 15, 2010, 06:13:06 AM
I hate the term sheeple. I find it highly condescending.

I teach Outdoor Ed among other things. I can't stand a show that shows people who lack knowledge..."ideas" on what to do that are mostly all wrong and dangerous. On field trips, I always seem to get one or two kids who idolize Man VS Wild and do stupid stuff like climb trees and eat anything they come across. I spend my time un-teaching them what the show gets all wrong.


And you wonder why I don't like his show?  >:(
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #18 on: August 15, 2010, 06:51:44 AM
I hate the term sheeple. I find it highly condescending.

Quoted for truth.  This term bugs the heck out of me.

Bear Grylls is entertaining, but like Survivorman it should have a giant disclaimer after every commercial break that says "PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY DO THIS.  THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT".


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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #19 on: August 15, 2010, 06:54:25 AM
I hate the term sheeple. I find it highly condescending.

Quoted for truth.  This term bugs the heck out of me.
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #20 on: August 15, 2010, 08:30:21 AM
I hate the term sheeple. I find it highly condescending.

Quoted for truth.  This term bugs the heck out of me.

Bear Grylls is entertaining, but like Survivorman it should have a giant disclaimer after every commercial break that says "PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY DO THIS.  THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT".

I find it condescending when people tell me what my definition of a loosely defined term is. ::)

And why blame Bear? He's making a living doing whatever it is that he does. Why should it be his fault that kids are kids? :(
Or that parents aren't parents anymore?
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #21 on: August 15, 2010, 08:40:39 AM


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Reply #22 on: August 15, 2010, 09:49:36 AM
I hate the term sheeple. I find it highly condescending.

Quoted for truth.  This term bugs the heck out of me.

Bear Grylls is entertaining, but like Survivorman it should have a giant disclaimer after every commercial break that says "PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY DO THIS.  THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT".

I find it condescending when people tell me what my definition of a loosely defined term is. ::)

And why blame Bear? He's making a living doing whatever it is that he does. Why should it be his fault that kids are kids? :(
Or that parents aren't parents anymore?

Eh, unfortunately, stupidity isn't limited to children.

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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #23 on: August 15, 2010, 09:53:59 AM
Stupidity or not, it's still a tragic story..  :-\


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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #24 on: August 15, 2010, 09:59:37 AM
I hate the term sheeple. I find it highly condescending.

I find its usually used when someone is ranting on about how the vast majority of the population don't share their narrow wacky view of the world.


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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #25 on: August 15, 2010, 01:16:47 PM
Frog...I don't recall telling you what your definition of that term is.   :D
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #26 on: August 15, 2010, 05:26:46 PM
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #27 on: August 15, 2010, 05:45:56 PM
I hate the term sheeple. I find it highly condescending.

Quoted for truth.  This term bugs the heck out of me.

Bear Grylls is entertaining, but like Survivorman it should have a giant disclaimer after every commercial break that says "PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY DO THIS.  THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT".

I find it condescending when people tell me what my definition of a loosely defined term is. ::)

And why blame Bear? He's making a living doing whatever it is that he does. Why should it be his fault that kids are kids? :(
Or that parents aren't parents anymore?

Why blame a guy who sets himself up in a position of authority, is (at best) misleading about his background and makes money out of giving bad, potentially life threatening advice on TV?  I've no idea. ::)

TBH mate, if no-one took him seriously and just took his show as silly entertainment, then I'd have less of an issue.  But that's not how it's sold and it's not how everyone sees it, so I can and do have an issue.
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #28 on: August 15, 2010, 06:41:48 PM
I hate the term sheeple. I find it highly condescending.

Quoted for truth.  This term bugs the heck out of me.

Bear Grylls is entertaining, but like Survivorman it should have a giant disclaimer after every commercial break that says "PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY DO THIS.  THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT".

I find it condescending when people tell me what my definition of a loosely defined term is. ::)

And why blame Bear? He's making a living doing whatever it is that he does. Why should it be his fault that kids are kids? :(
Or that parents aren't parents anymore?

Why blame a guy who sets himself up in a position of authority, is (at best) misleading about his background and makes money out of giving bad, potentially life threatening advice on TV?  I've no idea. ::)

TBH mate, if no-one took him seriously and just took his show as silly entertainment, then I'd have less of an issue.  But that's not how it's sold and it's not how everyone sees it, so I can and do have an issue.
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Re: New Gerber BG Survival Knife
Reply #29 on: August 15, 2010, 06:52:48 PM
TBH 99% of the advice I hear him give is pretty straight-forward, common knowledge kinda stuff. "Warm yourself up ASAP because hypothermia can kill you quickly." Not exactly bad advice. I can't think of a good example of him giving advice that is plain wrong though.


 

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