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My smurfty Day

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My smurfty Day
on: October 21, 2007, 12:12:13 AM
First, I got ran over INSIDE Wal-Mart by a crazy lady driving one of those motorized carts...

... then, while waiting to get gas, this happened...



The little guy in the back seat is ok :)
If you took all the intestines out of your body and stretched them end to end... you would die.


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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #1 on: October 21, 2007, 12:15:37 AM
What happened there???

Sounds like a good day then.  ::)
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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #2 on: October 21, 2007, 12:17:34 AM
Were you the hitter or the hittee?

Either way, glad you are ok.  That's one of the reasons I don't shop at Wal Mart.  Some of the folks that shop there are more interested in what's in the next aisle than in the lives and wellbeing of the people they are running over to get there.  I lose a good pair of jeans to Wal Mart once because some woman and her cart needed the entire lane and I got thrown into a shelf.

Sit down, pop open a beer and put the day behind you.  Tomorrow will be better, and if it isn't, well you'll probably be a little to dead to worry about it!

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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #3 on: October 21, 2007, 12:27:38 AM
There is a distinctive square-shape gouge in the center of that door panel, but I can't guess what caused it...a trailer hitch maybe?
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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #4 on: October 21, 2007, 12:34:26 AM
Looks a little high for a trailer hitch?

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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #5 on: October 21, 2007, 12:39:56 AM
Dang Decepticons! They ruin everything! Seriously though, I am glad nobody got hurt.

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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #6 on: October 21, 2007, 12:40:30 AM
I was the hittee.  I got hit by a guy in a Ford pickup.  He didn't even look before he started backing up.  (I should have expected that from someone driving a Ford... :P )
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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #7 on: October 21, 2007, 12:42:41 AM
I suppose the moron blamed you for parking behind him?  ::) >:(
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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #8 on: October 21, 2007, 12:45:38 AM
The only reason I go to Wal-Mart anymore is because my girlfriend gets her prescriptions the cheapest there.  

I had seen the lady that hit me a couple of times in the store before she decided to run me over.  Each time she was talking to herself and smashing into the racks at the ends of the aisles.  She ended up checking out in front of me, and while I was paying she decided she needed to back up and smashed into me.... Then she yelled at me to get out of the way. (after she hit me :) )  

No worries though, I'm fine.  I can still take a pretty good hit and get up from it :)
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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #9 on: October 21, 2007, 12:49:09 AM
I suppose the moron blamed you for parking behind him?  ::) >:(

No, he knew it was his fault and he kept telling me he was sorry...  On a somewhat funny sidenote, my dad happened to call me a couple minutes after it happened.  After telling him about the accident, the first thing he says to me is... "Don't shoot him..."
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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #10 on: October 21, 2007, 12:51:54 AM
I suppose the moron blamed you for parking behind him?  ::) >:(

No, he knew it was his fault and he kept telling me he was sorry...  On a somewhat funny sidenote, my dad happened to call me a couple minutes after it happened.  After telling him about the accident, the first thing he says to me is... "Don't shoot him..."

Hehe, funny, that's the same thing all of us here were thinking!   ;):D
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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #11 on: October 21, 2007, 12:59:21 AM
Are you kidding me?  I think people who don't look where they are going should be shot.  Maybe then people will learn to use all that fancy glass included in cars these days.

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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #12 on: October 21, 2007, 01:52:18 AM
No worries though, I'm fine.  I can still take a pretty good hit and get up from it :)

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« Last Edit: October 21, 2007, 02:02:34 AM by mike »
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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #13 on: October 21, 2007, 06:18:12 AM
 I think the word of the day for you would be CRAPTACULAR...on the bright side,this makes tomorrow look so much better.
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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #14 on: October 21, 2007, 08:34:38 AM
Tough break there mate, at least there's no harm done to you and your's, and at least it's only a door panel, you might be able to steal one of those from work :D

Seriously though, I'm glad no one was hurt :)
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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #15 on: October 21, 2007, 12:48:12 PM
Glad you and the little fella are a ok .I am becoming increasingly convinced that thoughtlessness and chronic stupidity are a world wide viral infection and it's spraeding faster than the common cold :(


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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #16 on: October 21, 2007, 12:50:49 PM
Glad you and the little fella are a ok .I am becoming increasingly convinced that thoughtlessness and chronic stupidity are a world wide viral infection and it's spraeding faster than the common cold :(
You not wrong on that score mate, that why i hung up my motorcycle boots, it just got too bloody dangerous for my liking >:(
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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #17 on: October 21, 2007, 10:57:44 PM
Glad you and the little fella are a ok .I am becoming increasingly convinced that thoughtlessness and chronic stupidity are a world wide viral infection and it's spraeding faster than the common cold :(

Seems like roads, highways, and Wal-Marts are the natural habitat of the mentally challenged.
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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #18 on: October 22, 2007, 02:08:55 PM
That's what they want you to think then they jump out and get you when you are least prepared
Remember STUPIDITY STRIKES 2 OUT OF 3


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Re: My Colorful Enunciationty Day
Reply #19 on: October 22, 2007, 05:02:20 PM
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Seems like roads, highways, and Wal-Marts are the natural habitat of the mentally challenged.
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665ae, I'm glad no one was hurt.  As for the woman with the cart: I'm sure no court in the world would convict you if she had an "accident."  ::) 
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