MY LEATHERMAN JUST SAVED MY LIFE!! (literally)

kareem · **on:** March 24, 2011, 01:47:45 AM

i put a plastic cord around my nick to see if it will hold there now any how i know it was a stupid thing to do but suddenly i started feeling that i cant get any air the cord was strangling me , i started turning red my eyes all filled with blood my hands started shaking and my lips slowly turned to blue (the mirror was in front of me it was a horrible thing to see)

any how i couldn't find anything around and suddenly i found the ps4, i opened the scissors but it was just too small to cut the cord , as i was struggling for air i tried to push to cord away with my left hand and try to find something with my right then suddenly i saw the freestyle , i opened the knife (this is the first time i truly understand why one hand opening knives are important) so i pushed the knife under the cord tried to cut it but it didnt cut since the knife was not the sharp so i pushed the freestyle further to get to the serrated part of the knife and the cord snapped off like it was nothing
i almost died with out this little piece of heaven , god i love you leatherman , and for real thank you for saving my life, i could have died tonight :|

after i got my focus back and started to truly understand what the hell happened i found the i had cut both my hands and my neck, for a thing after to day im 100% buying the charge with the safety belt cutter i would have done the job better but any how thank you for your sharp as hell knives that saved my life !!!!

Mr. Whippy · **Reply #1 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:00:37 AM

You know,

Your mom told you never to tie something around your neck, run with scissors or cross your eyes on purpose.

Truer words...

(Glad you're ok, but damn man, ... $:-\$ )

Crouton · **Reply #2 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:00:49 AM

Wow, I'm glad you are alright. Don't try that again.

Chako · **Reply #3 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:03:42 AM

Darwin just rolled over in his grave.

PyroJames · **Reply #4 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:05:24 AM

Glad to hear that you're ok but why exactly did you tie a plastic cord around your neck?

kareem · **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2011, 03:47:59 AM

its too stupid to say:S

Mercury · **Reply #6 on:** March 24, 2011, 08:06:39 AM

Glad you're ok. Dude, not my business but I hope you didn't really mean to tie a cord around your neck.

edcgear · **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2011, 09:24:01 AM

Man... That was irresponsible! Glad you are OK!!

So what have we learned?

Keep your tolls with you at all times...

Don't tie anything arround your neck...

cerbera147 · **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2011, 09:33:53 AM

Quote from: Chako on March 24, 2011, 02:03:42 AM

Darwin just rolled over in his grave.

I'm not sure I would have shared that story with anyone

That would have made an awesome Youtube vid

Sparky415 · **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2011, 09:34:22 AM

Kareem are you thinking about entering for a prize in the Darwin awards?

http://www.darwinawards.com/

If I ever did anything like that I would not be sharing it with this lot on here

BIG-TARGET · **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2011, 12:50:08 PM

Quote from: Mr. Whippy on March 24, 2011, 02:00:37 AM

You know,

Your mom told you never to tie something around your neck, run with scissors or cross your eyes on purpose.

Truer words...

(Glad you're ok, but damn man, ... $:-\$ )

Or how not too go blind!!

But seriously!! I'm glad your LM saved your bacon. But just out of curiousity. What were you thinking to begin with??

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2011, 12:59:38 PM

I'm not sure we should be asking why- we have all done things we weren't proud of, and were probably glad when folks didn't ask too many questions afterwards. The least we can do is just take it as done and move on. Next thing you'll want to know is why he had on a Batman costume too...

Def

kareem · **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:48:09 PM

i know it sounds stupid, but i was watching this movie where someone puts a cord around the others head and kills him
so i said that is the easiest way to commit suicide so i put it around my nick to see if it fits and if it holds, but suddenly it got tightened:S:S:S:S i know its stupid but believe me, me and my friends do alot of stupid thing
but by far this is the dumbest thing i have ever did

kareem · **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:49:58 PM

about the darwin award im rolling on the floor hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

edcgear · **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:55:37 PM

Maybe you should apply for Steve-O Jackass...

Sorry matey, just had to do this...

Mr. Whippy · **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2011, 03:04:01 PM

My wife worked as a trauma nurse in admitting at Shock-Trauma (Maryland Institute of Emergency Medical Services-MIEMS) of Discovery Channel Fame, for years.

You'd be amazed at the stupid smurf people do. Just try to avoid running with scissors now ok?

AHB · **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2011, 06:49:03 PM

WFT Kareem..??

What an incredible stupid thing to do, but I'm glad you're ok buddy..

ryan1835 · **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2011, 07:15:39 PM

are you broken?

glorn · **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2011, 03:15:51 AM

Autoerotic asphyxiation?

Dear Leatherman...

GraysonK · **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2011, 05:09:22 AM

?

I'm glad you're ok.

Mercury · **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2011, 05:33:43 AM

Quote from: glorn on March 25, 2011, 03:15:51 AM

Autoerotic asphyxiation?

Dear Leatherman...

Malarauko · **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2011, 08:54:42 AM

Quote from: Mercury on March 25, 2011, 05:33:43 AM

Quote from: glorn on March 25, 2011, 03:15:51 AM
Autoerotic asphyxiation?

Dear Leatherman...

You should add that to the testimonial section of their website....

jzmtl · **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2011, 09:54:24 AM

Quote from: glorn on March 25, 2011, 03:15:51 AM

Autoerotic asphyxiation?

Dear Leatherman...

I thought about saying that, decided against it, then somebody still did lol.

nuphoria · **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2011, 12:30:45 PM

I'm not sure whether to

you or

at you really.... Just WOW dude!

kareem · **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2011, 09:09:28 PM

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i know its the stupidest thing ever but at least i admit it is the dumbest thing i ever done
and maybe next week we will do jackass 3.5d (A)

and about the multi tool sex thing hmmmmm maybe a multitool and whip

kymg · **Reply #25 on:** March 25, 2011, 10:41:06 PM

Why do you say that you now need to buy a tool with a safety belt cutter given that you did a pretty dumb thing and presumably do no not intend doing it again.

Lets hope you don't see a show involving guns, knives, chainsaws, motorcars - hell anything really

PyroJames · **Reply #26 on:** March 25, 2011, 10:59:09 PM

Why is this topic stickied?

cerbera147 · **Reply #27 on:** March 25, 2011, 11:00:41 PM

Quote from: PyroJames on March 25, 2011, 10:59:09 PM

Why is this topic stickied?

You beat me to it

And if anything why in the General Tool section?

glorn · **Reply #28 on:** March 26, 2011, 07:16:50 AM

Quote from: cerbera147 on March 25, 2011, 11:00:41 PM

Quote from: PyroJames on March 25, 2011, 10:59:09 PM
Why is this topic stickied?

You beat me to it

And if anything why in the General Tool section?

General tool. Seems appropriate to me.

rp252 · **Reply #29 on:** March 26, 2011, 02:12:52 PM

Quote from: glorn on March 26, 2011, 07:16:50 AM

Quote from: cerbera147 on March 25, 2011, 11:00:41 PM
Quote from: PyroJames on March 25, 2011, 10:59:09 PM
Why is this topic stickied?

You beat me to it

And if anything why in the General Tool section?

General tool. Seems appropriate to me.

Good call

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