Tickle Me Elmo dolls are on back order

[Grant Lamontagne]

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena . "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

Def

[Benner]

He he!  Very good. 

[665ae]

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena . "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

Def

Please do not post non-light related material in the Flashlight forum.  You've now been put on double secret probation for failing to follow the posting guidelines.  If it happens again, I'll have no choice but to ban you for a few days so you'll learn your lesson.  Have a nice day. 

[665ae]

Hey, how'd this get moved to the Break Room?  Sneaky smurf...

Now I just look silly...

[Grant Lamontagne]

I'm sorry sir, I swear it won't happen again.  It's not my fault, I went to public skuul and so my reedin aint so gud!

Def

[Grant Lamontagne]

Hey, how'd this get moved to the Break Room?  Sneaky smurf...

Now I just look silly...

Micky and Dunc are already conspiring to ban me, so if it's going to happen it might as well be a group effort!

Def

[665ae]

Hey, how'd this get moved to the Break Room?  Sneaky smurf...

Now I just look silly...

Micky and Dunc are already conspiring to ban me, so if it's going to happen it might as well be a group effort!

Def

How do you know that I'm not the one behind it all?  Micky and Dunc are just the front men for my MT.O Shadow Government...

Crap... now it's not a secret anymore.

[Grant Lamontagne]

That's ok, I'll never tell...   

Def

[Dunc]

AAARRR Mutiny is in the air 


Dunc

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Hey, how'd this get moved to the Break Room?  Sneaky smurf...

Now I just look silly...

Micky and Dunc are already conspiring to ban me, so if it's going to happen it might as well be a group effort!

Def

How do you know that I'm not the one behind it all?  Micky and Dunc are just the front men for my MT.O Shadow Government...

Crap... now it's not a secret anymore.

You've gone and blown it now boss

[inkster]

This post has been reported to my Mommy, and now your in in big trouble