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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #180 on: December 13, 2011, 07:59:58 AM
I'ma gittin theree.  My laptop keys are really hard to hit when I've had a few.  Luckily my backspace reflex is quite good so not that many spelling errors.  You can just tell I'm drunk my the sheer stupidity of my posts, and how long they manage to go on with no apparent point.  I am not quite smurfed enough to type out YEEEEAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!9999999 like Kenneth though, that mush have been an epic night!


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Reply #181 on: December 14, 2011, 12:44:18 AM


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Reply #182 on: December 16, 2011, 12:44:09 AM
Just got back from the pub with a couple of friends and my old manager not smurf faced but happy been a good evening
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Reply #183 on: December 17, 2011, 08:48:37 AM
Oh man I'me smufed right now.  I guess I ddin't need that last drink.  I have decided it's time to stop trying to post here, as my typiong is becoming increasingly difficult.  Good night all!!!!!!!!!!1111


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Reply #184 on: December 17, 2011, 03:42:07 PM
Oh man I'me smufed right now.  I guess I ddin't need that last drink.  I have decided it's time to stop trying to post here, as my typiong is becoming increasingly difficult.  Good night all!!!!!!!!!!1111

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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #185 on: December 17, 2011, 06:01:39 PM
In case you were wondering, it's a bad idea to start on a new painkiller on a day when you have to work 8 hours. Hehehehe........My doctor and I apparently have different ideas as to what is considered a mild dose........
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Reply #186 on: December 18, 2011, 01:51:30 AM
Oh man I'me smufed right now.  I guess I ddin't need that last drink.  I have decided it's time to stop trying to post here, as my typiong is becoming increasingly difficult.  Good night all!!!!!!!!!!1111

HOW'S THE HEAD SEAN?

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Ouch, this one hurt!  I accidentally passed out in my armchair with my headphones in and the TV on.  Just in case you all were wondering, a noise cancelling earbud in your ear canal for 6-8 hours = MUCH PAIN!  Not to mention the headache I had from Mr. Daniel and his No. 7 wonder-juice.  I am happy to see the extent of my drunken ravings equaled no more than a few typos.   :D


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #187 on: December 18, 2011, 02:20:00 AM
The room is spinnung at the moment cause




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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #188 on: December 28, 2011, 07:24:50 PM
so:

1. Nobody got drunk during the past 10 days???
OR
2. Everybody was TOO Drunk to post????

It has been unusually quiet in this thread.

I admit to getting slightly merry during the past few days.....
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Reply #189 on: December 28, 2011, 09:25:25 PM
so:

1. Nobody got drunk during the past 10 days???
OR
2. Everybody was TOO Drunk to post????

It has been unusually quiet in this thread.

I admit to getting slightly merry during the past few days.....




Well I have been quite "impaired" one way or the other over the last week or so.  :D  I think I am going to cut down on the drinking AFTER the new year.  :salute:
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Reply #190 on: December 28, 2011, 09:47:46 PM
I've upheld a nice balance of relaxed and smiley without anyone having to worry about me trying to urinate in any electrical equipment, seduce domestic animals or pick a fight with street furniture. Today is the first day of the hol's I've actually been sober, but I've managed to not take it to excess so far :tu: Another gathering of friends is planned at the coast in a couple of days, so still there's chance for things to come unstuck yet  :ahhh :ahhh


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #191 on: December 29, 2011, 02:48:37 AM
I've upheld a nice balance of relaxed and smiley without anyone having to worry about me trying to urinate in any electrical equipment, seduce domestic animals or pick a fight with street furniture.

HAHAHAHAHA! :rofl:


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Reply #192 on: December 30, 2011, 11:37:43 PM
Don't start on postboxes! ;)
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #193 on: December 31, 2011, 12:18:58 AM
I have to get up early with my son tomorrow as mommy is working all day, so I can't drink tonight. 

Tomorrow night will be epic.  Just you wait. 


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #194 on: February 05, 2012, 03:36:03 PM
buuuuuuuump  (needed)

Having some bottles of wine and watching Over the top with Sly.....
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Reply #195 on: February 06, 2012, 08:13:42 PM
Very much needed bump. Thanks DKS.  :tu:

I have been trying to drink less alcohol lately. My body needs a break for a while.
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I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #196 on: February 06, 2012, 11:55:58 PM
We ate too much to drink any major amount but the beer actually flowed like water yesterday! Two pony kegs both still half full more or less so I'll keep my antics posted!


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Reply #197 on: February 07, 2012, 12:23:45 AM
Very nice setup you have there.  :cheers:
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #198 on: February 10, 2012, 01:08:36 AM
We ate too much to drink any major amount but the beer actually flowed like water yesterday! Two pony kegs both still half full more or less so I'll keep my antics posted!


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I really shouldn't be surprised that you've got your own beer tap should I. :D

Right now I'm enjoying a nice single malt. :cheers:
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I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #199 on: February 11, 2012, 05:27:14 AM
Okay I'm back here again. Boss took us all out to an WHL hockey hame and some beers. This is only early I'll check back when things get worse. Too many options for us in the buz. So many bars and do little tume. I doubt I'll be able to take pics at thr rippers!


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I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #200 on: February 11, 2012, 05:29:53 AM
I gotta throw out a huge thanks to auto spell... Without you non of this would've possible



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Reply #201 on: February 11, 2012, 05:32:13 AM
Okay one more...mascots honna get it


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I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #202 on: February 11, 2012, 06:29:13 AM
So I said you want that Money!? You can come and find it ya baloney cause I don't know where it is... And they got those chewy pretzels here that are djeuydgeheud


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #203 on: February 16, 2012, 10:40:47 PM
haven't drunk in a while and had a few pints of scrumpy so feeling a little drunk
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #204 on: February 27, 2012, 03:18:03 PM
10 days, nobody drinks??

seriously???

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Reply #205 on: February 27, 2012, 11:46:50 PM
i had a skinful saturday night but the pub i was at had no signal, proper country pub love it!
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #206 on: February 28, 2012, 03:07:49 AM
I had a six pack last nite but I forgot to post about the fun times I was having!  I was painting my kitchen and it got interesting!


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Reply #207 on: March 06, 2012, 10:54:42 AM
IIIIIIIIIImmmmmmmmMMMmmmMMmMm...................  BBBBBAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK




Yes im a bit smurffaced at the moment.










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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #208 on: March 06, 2012, 12:14:10 PM
IIIIIIIIIImmmmmmmmMMMmmmMMmMm...................  BBBBBAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK




Yes im a bit smurffaced at the moment.




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At 11 in the morning??  Isn't that a bit early??















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Reply #209 on: March 06, 2012, 12:35:19 PM
IIIIIIIIIImmmmmmmmMMMmmmMMmMm...................  BBBBBAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK




Yes im a bit smurffaced at the moment.




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