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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #60 on: September 23, 2011, 06:00:28 AM
This thread needs to be updated a bit, we are like 12 days behind!  I am not quite smurf-faced yet, but I'm close!  Thank god I have a shiny new multi right here because if this one and the one on the way weren't here to buffer, I would be spending like mad on Ebay!  I almost bought a new wave tonight, but decided against it.  I am gonna try the old wave for a little while, and if it suits me well enough I will pick up the new one and EDC it.  Smurfs. 


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Reply #61 on: September 23, 2011, 08:01:52 PM
Beer nr 1 is made by Carlsberg.
There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives.


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #62 on: September 23, 2011, 08:04:08 PM
Just thinking about cracking open a nice cold bottle of Pinot Grigio. :)
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #63 on: September 23, 2011, 08:06:16 PM
Beer nr 1 is made by Carlsberg.


Danish of course...  ;)


I'm on the second glass of Merlot redwine btw..  :cheers:


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Reply #64 on: September 23, 2011, 08:14:23 PM
i am intending on getting rather smuf faced this evening  :) running off to the pub soon
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #65 on: September 23, 2011, 08:30:50 PM
Many shots of Jack will be consumed beginning tonight around 8.  After the little one goes off to bed. 

And then again tomorrow after my friend and I finish painting my living room.


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Reply #66 on: September 23, 2011, 09:02:18 PM
 :cheers: whiskey........
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Reply #67 on: September 23, 2011, 09:09:13 PM
Back in the day, I used to like getting beamed aboard with Jim Beam  >:D
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Reply #68 on: September 23, 2011, 10:31:04 PM
beer 2,3 and 4 is made by Ringnes
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #69 on: September 24, 2011, 12:00:46 AM
I have moved house recently, and still haven't found a bar where you can drop in for a quiet beer after work occasionally. I had a few beers at the bar in a place, but it didn't really feel right, people too well dressed, and absorbed in their own peer groups. I need some comfortable familiar place for a beer, I sort of know how the dog feels, choosing its special place on the floor to fall asleep night after night...now if dogs had opposable thumbs to lift a beer glass, plus rudimentary conversation abilities, re. local sports team etc, they really would be man's best friend. 
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I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #70 on: September 24, 2011, 01:11:53 AM
Myself and SWMBO are planning to tip back a few and check out our local 'corn maze'. I'm told it's pretty good


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Reply #71 on: September 24, 2011, 01:54:16 AM
I have procured a Liter of the finest Tennessee sour mash whiskey for this weekend's festivities.  WOOOOO!!   :cheers:


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Reply #72 on: September 24, 2011, 02:44:17 AM
Does Xanax count in this thread. :) Smurfed out lol.
If I remember correctly, wait, what was I saying?


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #73 on: September 24, 2011, 03:44:37 AM
Xanax does some weird smurf dude.  I have it prescribed but I really never take it.  I only need it for stressful times, like from now till april(my wife is pregnant!). 

I am sticking to the whiskey tonight, and the first few sips have been delectable!


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #74 on: September 24, 2011, 03:58:29 AM
Does Xanax count in this thread. :) Smurfed out lol.
If that counts, the painkillers I take for my knee at times should too  :).
There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #75 on: September 30, 2011, 12:21:00 AM
I'm good for now but when 12:00 hits I might be making an ass of myself in this thread.  :D
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #76 on: September 30, 2011, 12:33:18 AM
I'm good for now but when 12:00 hits I might be making an ass of myself in this thread.  :D
We're looking forward to it  :cheers: :D.
There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D


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Reply #77 on: September 30, 2011, 01:24:20 AM
I'm good for now but when 12:00 hits I might be making an ass of myself in this thread.  :D
We're looking forward to it  :cheers: :D.


HAHAHA i'm sure you are.  :D
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I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #78 on: September 30, 2011, 01:25:47 AM
I'm good for now but when 12:00 hits I might be making an ass of myself in this thread.  :D
And how would that be different than any other time. :p :rofl:
If I remember correctly, wait, what was I saying?


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #79 on: September 30, 2011, 01:27:38 AM
I'm good for now but when 12:00 hits I might be making an ass of myself in this thread.  :D
And how would that be different than any other time. :p :rofl:

Good point.  :D
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Reply #80 on: September 30, 2011, 07:39:01 AM
 :D

Whiskey has been consumed tonight in the house of liquid metal.   >:D


There are things that need forgetting for the night and it helps.


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #81 on: September 30, 2011, 09:17:46 PM
Beer nr 1 made by Norway's oldest brewery Aass
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #82 on: September 30, 2011, 09:20:09 PM
Beer nr 1 made by Norway's oldest brewery Aass
That label is funny in more than one way...  :D :D


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Reply #83 on: September 30, 2011, 09:26:32 PM
Beer nr 1 made by Norway's oldest brewery Aass
That label is funny in more than one way...  :D :D

Jepp, I know :P

But in the old days before we got this letter, Å, two A's after each other made the letter Å.

A common last name in Norway is in fact Aass :P
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Reply #84 on: September 30, 2011, 09:30:19 PM
We still use the double AA, so I live near Aalborg.. ;) But Fatbeer is funny too...  :D
(It's fadøl here) ;)


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Reply #85 on: September 30, 2011, 09:37:34 PM
We still use the double AA, so I live near Aalborg.. ;) But Fatbeer is funny too...  :D
(It's fadøl here) ;)

Double AA is only used in names now but that is also once in a full moon, but you got to love Fatbeer :P
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Reply #86 on: October 01, 2011, 09:48:55 PM
Oh ,my. I am on beer nr 5 and it feels like it's going to be a night like the one when I started tihis treadf, the time in Norway is 09:47 pm now so I a couple of more hours before the bars closes at 03 am.......Just hope that I don't order something from Israel or other country.
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #87 on: October 01, 2011, 10:39:48 PM
im actually scared to look at my bank balance after last night, oops

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Reply #88 on: October 01, 2011, 11:08:45 PM
im actually scared to look at my bank balance after last night, oops
Ahh, I remember those days..  :D :D


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #89 on: October 02, 2011, 12:02:28 AM
Just got in from a nice night out,much needed, many pints of guiness and a few cigars from a good mate, ahh now for a nice sleep , night night  :D


 

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