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Old fart
on: December 12, 2007, 11:19:30 AM
Am I the oldest fart here?

I'm 49, 6' tall and 230 lbs (all fat-no muscle)! :D

How about you?

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Re: Old fart
Reply #1 on: December 12, 2007, 03:00:44 PM
You got me beat, but I know of a couple of guys here that have you beat!  Don't worry, you aren't the oldest guy here!

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Re: Old fart
Reply #2 on: December 12, 2007, 03:10:33 PM
When I saw the thread title,I thought someone was talking about me :D I just turned 51,I'm 6'4" and 195 lbs,and cute as a button too,I must add :D :D :)












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Re: Old fart
Reply #3 on: December 12, 2007, 03:48:56 PM
When I saw the thread title,I thought someone was talking about me :D I just turned 51,I'm 6'4" and 195 lbs,and cute as a button too,I must add :D :D :)












Exceedingly modest and humble too I must  say 8)

Phone number? :D

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Re: Old fart
Reply #4 on: December 12, 2007, 04:47:33 PM
I feel like a kid compared to you old fossils I'm only 37 6ft 2 in and 185lbs unfortunately I am so ugly I could sour milk in the udder


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Re: Old fart
Reply #5 on: December 12, 2007, 06:02:02 PM
You're all old... I'm only 32 :)

If you took all the intestines out of your body and stretched them end to end... you would die.


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Re: Old fart
Reply #6 on: December 12, 2007, 06:03:35 PM
You're all old... I'm only 32 :)



Well I'm only 22.  :P
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Re: Old fart
Reply #7 on: December 12, 2007, 06:04:02 PM
You're all old... I'm only 32 :)


Well I'm only 22.  :P

Crap... now I feel old...
« Last Edit: December 12, 2007, 06:06:58 PM by 665ae »
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Re: Old fart
Reply #8 on: December 12, 2007, 06:04:26 PM
I am only 32 as well :)


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Re: Old fart
Reply #9 on: December 12, 2007, 06:06:14 PM
I am only 32 as well :)

What do you mean only:D
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Re: Old fart
Reply #10 on: December 12, 2007, 06:07:28 PM
I'm 44, 6'3" 240 (big bones) and Mexican! sort of a tanned leprechaun.


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Re: Old fart
Reply #11 on: December 12, 2007, 06:12:45 PM
Ok, who let the Mexican in here? 

Geez, next thing you know we'll have Canadians in here, and then the place will just go downhill fast!

33, 5'10 and 190 pounds.

Hoping to change some of that soon though!

Def
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Re: Old fart
Reply #12 on: December 12, 2007, 06:14:06 PM
Ok, who let the Mexican in here? 

Geez, next thing you know we'll have Canadians in here, and then the place will just go downhill fast!

33, 5'10 and 190 pounds.

Hoping to change some of that soon though!

Def

Have you got a birthday coming up then?  :D
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Re: Old fart
Reply #13 on: December 12, 2007, 06:15:48 PM
Nope, that was in October.

Next week I'm getting cut off at the knees.  It seems like the only realistic way for me to lose weight!  :D

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Re: Old fart
Reply #14 on: December 12, 2007, 06:19:34 PM
LOL I luv Mexican jokes!!!
please make fun of me! :D


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Re: Old fart
Reply #15 on: December 12, 2007, 06:22:29 PM
I live too far north to know many Mexican jokes... Don't tell anyone this, but my dirty little secret is that I'm a Canadian!

This time of year though I'd much rather be in Mexico!

Def
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Re: Old fart
Reply #16 on: December 12, 2007, 06:29:33 PM
You're all old... I'm only 32 :)
Well I'm only 22.  :P


Well i'm 21 so :P ! With a maturity ranging from child like to a grumpy old man!
Life is like a sandwich...the older it gets the crustier it becomes!


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Re: Old fart
Reply #17 on: December 12, 2007, 06:39:23 PM
You're all old... I'm only 32 :)
Well I'm only 22.  :P


Well i'm 21 so :P ! With a maturity ranging from child like to a grumpy old man!

Ok, you win.   :salute:
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Re: Old fart
Reply #18 on: December 12, 2007, 06:48:13 PM
I live too far north to know many Mexican jokes... Don't tell anyone this, but my dirty little secret is that I'm a Canadian!

This time of year though I'd much rather be in Mexico!

Def

:D I'd rather be in the north with a hot senorita! (or two)


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Re: Old fart
Reply #19 on: December 12, 2007, 07:15:11 PM
I'm 44, 6'3" 240 (big bones) and Mexican! sort of a tanned leprechaun.

240!!, I was hoping to win the sumo wrestling contest! :o :(

Calvin
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Re: Old fart
Reply #20 on: December 12, 2007, 07:18:26 PM
yeah I'm a latin cow! I needs to workout!!


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Re: Old fart
Reply #21 on: December 12, 2007, 07:18:36 PM
I'm a boyish 36 (had to ask SWMBO though), 6' 1" and 18 stone of raw, rippling fury :D
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Re: Old fart
Reply #22 on: December 12, 2007, 07:22:13 PM
36  Revolutions around the sun

6'1" - tall

185 lbs.




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Re: Old fart
Reply #23 on: December 12, 2007, 07:31:21 PM
Ok, who let the Mexican in here? 

Geez, next thing you know we'll have Canadians in here, and then the place will just go downhill fast!

33, 5'10 and 190 pounds.

Hoping to change some of that soon though!

Def
            The place will really go downhill when they let the Americans in :D
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Re: Old fart
Reply #24 on: December 12, 2007, 07:32:39 PM
yeah I'm a latin cow! I needs to workout!!

I bought a nice Bianchi road bike about 2 months ago to start exercising again. It looks great. I wonder what it rides like?  :ahhh :ahhh

Calvin
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Re: Old fart
Reply #25 on: December 12, 2007, 07:35:21 PM
Ok, who let the Mexican in here? 

Geez, next thing you know we'll have Canadians in here, and then the place will just go downhill fast!

33, 5'10 and 190 pounds.

Hoping to change some of that soon though!

Def
            The place will really go downhill when they let the Americans in :D

Excuse me. That's "fat, lazy Americans", Like me! :D

Calvin
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Re: Old fart
Reply #26 on: December 12, 2007, 07:38:07 PM
yeah I'm a latin cow! I needs to workout!!

I bought a nice Bianchi road bike about 2 months ago to start exercising again. It looks great. I wonder what it rides like?  :ahhh :ahhh

Calvin
              Bianchi? Bianchi? Did you say B-I-A-N-C-H-I? What model? If you get tired of it,ship it to me :D
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Re: Old fart
Reply #27 on: December 12, 2007, 07:39:33 PM
Well I'm 31, and feel every inch of it :D
Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!


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Re: Old fart
Reply #28 on: December 12, 2007, 07:56:41 PM
Ok, who let the Mexican in here? 

Geez, next thing you know we'll have Canadians in here, and then the place will just go downhill fast!

33, 5'10 and 190 pounds.

Hoping to change some of that soon though!

Def
            The place will really go downhill when they let the Americans in :D

We're already here........................ >:D


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Re: Old fart
Reply #29 on: December 12, 2007, 09:45:21 PM
yeah I'm a latin cow! I needs to workout!!

I bought a nice Bianchi road bike about 2 months ago to start exercising again. It looks great. I wonder what it rides like?  :ahhh :ahhh

Calvin
              Bianchi? Bianchi? Did you say B-I-A-N-C-H-I? What model? If you get tired of it,ship it to me :D

Indeed I did say Bianchi, as in a Via Narone 7 with the aluminum/carbon frame, ultegra components, all, of course, in Celeste!

I lied, it was not 2 months ago, the receipt says I made this fine purchase on 8/18/07. :ahhh :ahhh

Calvin
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