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ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE

ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #150 on: January 10, 2017, 03:58:50 PM
Refreshing this one, because once again they have contacted me to try ad sell me on their "services."

IN THE OFF CHANCE THIS WAS NOT MADE PERFECTLY CLEAR IN THE PAST, I WILL NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DO ANY BUSINESS WITH SERVEROFT EVER AGAIN, AND I WILL ENCOURAGE OTHER PEOPLE TO AVOID THEM AS WELL DUE TO THE EXTREME INCOMPETENCE AND UNPROFESSIONAL MANNER IN WHICH THEY CONDUCT THEMSELVES.

And continuing to contact me years after they swore they would stop is proof that they have not improved any in the elapsed time.

This is my response to their latest spam:

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It's been 5 years since I cancelled what you laughingly refer to as "service."

In that time I have emailed with Mr. Strohe and been assured I would never hear from your company again after the colossal cluster... well, you know.

And yet, here you are again.

To refresh you:
http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,35438.0.html

I have absolutely no interest in dealing with your company ever again, and the only thing your spam does is remind me to publicly make fun of you, something I am happy to do, however, as it is not conducive to your business, I would suggest, once again, that you put a post it note with my contact information on every monitor in all of your facilities, explaining to each employee the importance of not contacting that person under any circumstances.

Each and every contact I receive from your company will be met with a refreshing of all the previous contacts on various platforms, and by extension, the various problems I have had with your incompetent staff.

Thank you very much for today's amusement, and please feel free to push all of your people off of a very tall cliff.

Grant Lamontagne

I wonder if they will get the message this time?  :D

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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #151 on: January 10, 2017, 04:07:59 PM
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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #152 on: January 10, 2017, 06:01:17 PM
I know I must have read it somewhere already, but what was the name of that company again?  :whistle:
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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #153 on: January 10, 2017, 06:11:16 PM
Serverloft, or if you put it in between a couple of colons you get :serverloft:.

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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #154 on: January 10, 2017, 06:15:41 PM
Grant beat me to it :serverloft:

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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #155 on: January 10, 2017, 06:24:02 PM
Serverloft, or if you put it in between a couple of colons you get :serverloft:.

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Oh those small characters, too bad i'm not wearing my reading glasses. Can you enlarge that a bit?  ::)
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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #156 on: January 10, 2017, 06:29:54 PM
I wonder how often this thread comes up when people are researching SERVERLOFT?

I tweeted at them today too....

https://twitter.com/multitooldotorg

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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #157 on: January 11, 2017, 08:01:54 PM
Serverloft

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Then why did you type SERVEROFT :P
You should seriously visit vicfan.com. All the hoopy froods are doing it.


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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #158 on: January 11, 2017, 08:23:17 PM
because he was trying not to type SERVERLOLGFTO
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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #159 on: January 11, 2017, 09:01:32 PM
That's as good an excuse as any!

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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #160 on: January 11, 2017, 09:12:01 PM
:D
You should seriously visit vicfan.com. All the hoopy froods are doing it.


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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #161 on: January 11, 2017, 09:17:06 PM
at least now those of us who didnt pay attention before now know how to :serverloft:

I like it  :tu:

wait... he needs to be running from something  :viking: :SAKnight: :viking: >>> :serverloft:
and away he goes
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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #162 on: January 11, 2017, 10:13:29 PM
:serverloft:Haha! Moonwalking.
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« Last Edit: January 11, 2017, 10:14:47 PM by ducttapetech »
Nate

SEND IT!


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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #163 on: January 11, 2017, 10:17:16 PM
:serverloft:   :doggy:


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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #164 on: January 11, 2017, 10:19:03 PM
 :rofl:
Nate

SEND IT!


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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #165 on: January 11, 2017, 10:30:31 PM
lol


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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #166 on: January 12, 2017, 02:53:30 PM
Am I the only one who hopes that they contact again so we get to read another one of these eloquent responses?  :D


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Re: ATTENTION PLEASE-POSSIBLE SERVER OUTAGE
Reply #167 on: January 12, 2017, 04:15:02 PM
I have a few that didn't get published, and, since I rarely delete anything it shouldn't be difficult to locate them....

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