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Re: No Life Club, and other frequently asked questions
Reply #30 on: April 28, 2008, 10:43:02 PM
I must commend you on your poise and grace though, even when fending off a rabid housemate he kept perfect extension in his moves and his footwork was second to non! :D
At last a conesuer of the art's :o :D

(you're gona have to put up with my crap spelling as I'm knackered ::))
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Reply #31 on: April 28, 2008, 10:44:52 PM
At last a conesuer of the art's :o :D

(you're gona have to put up with my crap spelling as I'm knackered ::))

What can I say I move in the more refined circles :D

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Re: No Life Club, and other frequently asked questions
Reply #32 on: April 28, 2008, 10:46:45 PM
I'm pretty sure livestock doesn't constitute elevated social circles :P :D
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Re: No Life Club, and other frequently asked questions
Reply #33 on: April 28, 2008, 10:47:26 PM
I'm pretty sure livestock doesn't constitute elevated social circles :P :D

Compared to some Southerners i've met it does! :D (Essex cheerleaders for a start!)
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Re: No Life Club, and other frequently asked questions
Reply #34 on: April 28, 2008, 10:48:42 PM
I'm pretty sure livestock doesn't constitute elevated social circles :P :D

Compared to some Southerners i've met it does! :D (Essex cheerleaders for a start!)

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Reply #35 on: April 28, 2008, 10:51:56 PM
Whats wrong with essex's girls :think:, they be dead classy :D
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Reply #36 on: April 28, 2008, 10:53:09 PM
Whats wrong with essex's girls :think:, they be dead classy :D

::) :D
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Reply #37 on: April 28, 2008, 10:59:16 PM
Joking aside, I like Essex girls ;)
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Re: No Life Club, and other frequently asked questions
Reply #38 on: April 29, 2008, 12:43:01 AM
If we get dancing girls to crown us when we become no life member, what to we get just for being a full member?

micky d comes round and dances for you :D :D
I'll shave my legs in anticipation then :D

Thanks but I'd rather wait for the dancing girls  :D But you can go to Roadies and dance  :D
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Re: No Life Club, and other frequently asked questions
Reply #39 on: April 29, 2008, 08:49:47 AM
If we get dancing girls to crown us when we become no life member, what to we get just for being a full member?

micky d comes round and dances for you :D :D
I'll shave my legs in anticipation then :D

Thanks but I'd rather wait for the dancing girls  :D But you can go to Roadies and dance  :D
I'm sorry mate, but it's an MT.O requirement on initiation into the no life club :D
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Re: No Life Club, and other frequently asked questions
Reply #40 on: April 29, 2008, 12:38:23 PM
Joking aside, I like Essex girls ;)

You haven't met New Jersey girls::)
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Reply #41 on: April 29, 2008, 12:46:44 PM
Joking aside, I like Essex girls ;)

You haven't met New Jersey girls::)
No, but I'd like too :D
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Re: No Life Club, and other frequently asked questions
Reply #42 on: April 29, 2008, 10:30:28 PM
AHHHH Jersey  Chicks. I have a couple stories of 2 of them, but this is a family show and I really dont remember the whole weekend. JUst the good parts!
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Reply #43 on: April 29, 2008, 10:58:31 PM
AHHHH Jersey  Chicks. I have a couple stories of 2 of them, but this is a family show and I really dont remember the whole weekend. JUst the good parts!
The not remembering is the best part :D
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Reply #44 on: April 29, 2008, 11:03:09 PM
Tell me about it. After typing in the responce my wife was behind me and I had to explaine that I was not allways the Gentleman I am today.

She left the room. Good please help I swear she is going to kill me!!!! Serves me right for marrying a Lakota woman.
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Reply #45 on: April 29, 2008, 11:08:31 PM
Tell me about it. After typing in the responce my wife was behind me and I had to explaine that I was not allways the Gentleman I am today.

She left the room. Good please help I swear she is going to kill me!!!! Serves me right for marrying a Lakota woman.
Best sleep with one eye open mate :D
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Reply #46 on: April 29, 2008, 11:12:01 PM
Bro no kidding I am really scared of her!!! She has threatened to kill me if I even look at another woman! And I dont mean the Funny Ha Ha Ill kill ya. She really means it!!!

I love her to death and she made sure I know that! :ahhh 
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Reply #47 on: April 29, 2008, 11:13:39 PM
Bro no kidding I am really scared of her!!! She has threatened to kill me if I even look at another woman! And I dont mean the Funny Ha Ha Ill kill ya. She really means it!!!

I love her to death and she made sure I know that! :ahhh 
Well, you've still got time to make a last minute Will entry leaving all your sharp pointy stuff to me :D

Been nice knowing ya mate :cry:
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Reply #48 on: April 29, 2008, 11:17:03 PM
We are going to Pow Wow this weekend, I will have to get a pic of her in her Buckskins. You will see it is worth it!!
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Reply #49 on: April 29, 2008, 11:21:20 PM
We are going to Pow Wow this weekend, I will have to get a pic of her in her Buckskins. You will see it is worth it!!
I'll look forward to it mate :drool:
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Reply #50 on: April 29, 2008, 11:26:45 PM
Yah not to sound Fuzzy, but  I allways woundered why she married me?
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Reply #51 on: April 29, 2008, 11:31:53 PM
Yah not to sound Fuzzy, but  I allways woundered why she married me?
That's obvious...your pez collection :P
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Reply #52 on: April 29, 2008, 11:34:36 PM
Tell me about it! She has the only husband in the Neiborhood with more toys than the kids.
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Reply #53 on: April 29, 2008, 11:41:08 PM
Tell me about it! She has the only husband in the Neiborhood with more toys than the kids.
She's definatly a keeper then!
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Reply #54 on: April 29, 2008, 11:52:40 PM
Yah cuz I am scared S#$%^&*(  to get rid of her.
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Reply #55 on: April 29, 2008, 11:59:11 PM
Yah cuz I am scared S#$%^&*(  to get rid of her.
Just hide anything sharp and pointy if ya do :D
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Reply #56 on: April 30, 2008, 12:46:51 AM
I'm not afraid of my wife, I do only the things I want to do in the house! If my wife say do the dishes then I want to do the dishes! If my wife say do the laundry then I want to do the laundry! Thats showing her whos the boss! :D
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Reply #57 on: April 30, 2008, 09:31:36 AM
I'm not afraid of my wife, I do only the things I want to do in the house! If my wife say do the dishes then I want to do the dishes! If my wife say do the laundry then I want to do the laundry! Thats showing her whos the boss! :D
Way to stick it to her mate :D
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Re: No Life Club, and other frequently asked questions
Reply #58 on: September 06, 2010, 11:23:54 PM
Just bumping this to the top so everyone can see the number of posts it takes to get to certain levels of membership.  I was trying to find that info and did. Just wanted to pass it along. Not to mention it helps my numbers of posts to get closer to the next level. 


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Re: No Life Club, and other frequently asked questions
Reply #59 on: September 07, 2010, 12:36:35 AM
5000+ posts will now also get you into the "Absolutely no life club".  :D
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