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An evil idea
on: January 28, 2008, 04:21:17 AM
I know a number of us are proud owners of SOSAK t-shirts and hats.  Has anyone considered a Multi-tool. org t-shirt/hats, lime green with the site's logo???
"Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall;
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #1 on: January 28, 2008, 04:44:26 AM
http://www.anytimecostumes.com/ecommerce/control/product/~product_id=02186112

On Sale! Now $49.99 This product has been discontinued.


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Re: An evil idea
Reply #2 on: January 28, 2008, 06:13:37 AM
LOL! that would have been cool!


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Re: An evil idea
Reply #3 on: January 28, 2008, 01:28:08 PM
Good timing...

In fact, we have just gotten in the first shipment of Multitool.org shirts, and we were planning on announcing them next week after the SHOT Show excitement was over, but I guess you've been peeking!

I don't have all the details in order yet, but Travis might be along to fill in the blanks soon.

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Re: An evil idea
Reply #4 on: January 28, 2008, 08:09:12 PM
Sweet! I also think a Hat would be cool!


Umm and maybe an official MT.org Range Rover :ahhh

Ok maybee just a hat.
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #5 on: January 28, 2008, 08:44:19 PM
How about a multitool.org bottle jacket for keeping that beer cold after opening the bottle.

Or the official MT.org Band-Aid because we all know we'll be wearing them sometime or another. :)


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Re: An evil idea
Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 08:55:12 PM
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Or the official MT.org Band-Aid because we all know we'll be wearing them sometime or another.

I'll pay that, plus that lurid green is great for kids!


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Re: An evil idea
Reply #7 on: January 28, 2008, 10:17:53 PM
Offical Multitool.org G-string bikinis for the girls!

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Re: An evil idea
Reply #8 on: January 28, 2008, 10:24:50 PM
Offical Multitool.org G-string bikinis for the girls!
Now that, I like :D
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #9 on: January 28, 2008, 11:10:45 PM
Offical Multitool.org G-string bikinis for the girls!
Now that, I like :D

Yes, but you would like one for yourself though Mike.  :P
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #10 on: January 28, 2008, 11:11:54 PM
Offical Multitool.org G-string bikinis for the girls!
Now that, I like :D

Yes, but you would like one for yourself though Mike.  :P

Great Mike in a G string. Thanks for the nighttmares!
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #11 on: January 28, 2008, 11:13:01 PM
Let me grab my camera... :D
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #12 on: January 28, 2008, 11:15:44 PM
Offical Multitool.org G-string bikinis for the girls!
Now that, I like :D

Yes, but you would like one for yourself though Mike.  :P

Great Mike in a G string. Thanks for the nighttmares!

We coped with Def in the shower, we can cope with this.  :D
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #13 on: January 28, 2008, 11:18:17 PM
We wouldn't have had to cope with it as much as we did, if you didn't keep quoting the post ::)
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #14 on: January 28, 2008, 11:20:39 PM
We wouldn't have had to cope with it as much as we did, if you didn't keep quoting the post ::)

Look unlike some, I saw it as art.  :D
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #15 on: January 28, 2008, 11:21:33 PM
Well I still want the Range rover.
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #16 on: January 28, 2008, 11:21:47 PM
We wouldn't have had to cope with it as much as we did, if you didn't keep quoting the post ::)

Look unlike some, I saw it as art.  :D
Well you were in a world of one then :D
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #17 on: January 28, 2008, 11:22:19 PM
Well I still want the Range rover.
There comming in 2009 ;)
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #18 on: January 28, 2008, 11:23:10 PM
Ill take it in green
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #19 on: January 28, 2008, 11:23:41 PM
I'm back!!


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Re: An evil idea
Reply #20 on: January 28, 2008, 11:23:45 PM
Ill take it in green

I'll put you down for one sir :D
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #21 on: January 28, 2008, 11:24:40 PM
Ill take it in green


Black for me!!
And were the hell are you gona park it? :D
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #22 on: January 28, 2008, 11:27:12 PM
I want my shirt in Confederate gray daggummit!!!!!
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #23 on: January 28, 2008, 11:31:31 PM
Ill take it in green


Black for me!!
And were the hell are you gona park it? :D

Well I already have a big car so it'll be fine.
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #24 on: January 29, 2008, 12:30:01 AM
Offical Multitool.org G-string bikinis for the girls!

I saw this and I agree, let's offer this model too. I mean you have to admit, ducktape is possibly the most versatile multi-tool ever developed.

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Re: An evil idea
Reply #25 on: January 29, 2008, 12:32:47 AM
LMAO! and ewwwwwh!
(not the girlie shots, the micky/def comments!)
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #26 on: January 29, 2008, 12:33:42 AM
imagine what she went through getting that off! ouch


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Re: An evil idea
Reply #27 on: January 29, 2008, 12:37:08 AM
Can you say Brazilian wax!!!
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #28 on: January 29, 2008, 02:05:30 AM
Errr, we'd probably best get this thread back on the topic of T-shirts before things get out of hand ;)


(there are some Multitool.org promotion devices that I'd rather not contemplate) :P
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Re: An evil idea
Reply #29 on: January 29, 2008, 02:05:49 AM
http://www.goofball.com/jokes/tasteless/20010327101
Redneck Birth Control
By: PortaJon   Published: 03/27/2001

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

**This procedure also works in Tennessee, Arkansas, Virginia, Mississippi, and West Virginia. FLORIDA just recently also made the list.


 

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