Miss Army Kife

demonoflust · **on:** March 26, 2012, 08:20:35 PM

I thought this is funny

kirk13 · **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2012, 09:46:22 PM

Neat

badwolf · **Reply #2 on:** March 26, 2012, 10:19:06 PM

Very novel, it'll keep em quiet and gives you an excuse to buy another SAK for yourself

Santos · **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2012, 03:10:52 AM

i got sevgeral of these in a fodder lot... the scales do actually swap out onto a 91mm victorinox. LED torch, stash compartment and signal mirror

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Also 'plus' scale on the other side

demonoflust · **Reply #4 on:** March 27, 2012, 03:14:48 AM

Or tell her all your SAKs come free when u bought her the Miss Army Knife

Ombudsman · **Reply #5 on:** March 27, 2012, 07:21:44 AM

I remember it, some years ago I was intrigued for its patent cause it looks so similar to a Victorinox.

Here is the patent link: Miss A Kit Patent

Heinz Doofenshmirtz · **Reply #6 on:** March 28, 2012, 07:08:00 PM

If I tried to give my wife something like that I'd be in the doghouse for at least a week!

demonoflust · **Reply #7 on:** March 29, 2012, 02:05:45 AM

If I tried to give my wife something like that I'd be in the doghouse for at lst a week!

That will be great, you can sneak out every day to party

Marriage is a prank created by some evil women thousands of years ago to bring sufferings to men.

nuphoria · **Reply #8 on:** March 29, 2012, 12:15:31 PM

Oh lord, not this junk again!

Why anyone would want to bother with it I don't know.

I cut my nails with a machete and file them on the teeth of my enemies

Aleister · **Reply #9 on:** April 03, 2012, 02:45:31 PM

My wife accepts my insanity as long as I don't bother her with it. So, I think I will not bother her with it

I cut my nails with a machete and file them on the teeth of my enemies