So, a few minutes ago, someone knocked on my door. It was the UPS truck driver.
A little package was sitting at my doorstep. And in it? My old Explorer, with a new phillips driver, new scales, lanyard ring, toothpick and tweezers.
I am, of course, very happy to have it back, with full functionality. The tool still shows a lot of miles, with dings and scratches on most of the tools, but I think that just gives it character.
I would like to say that while it took some time, I am pleased with Victorinox's dedication to their tools. This is the kind of thing that goes a long way toward cementing lifelong loyalty. But then, I suppose most folks reading this are already life-long devotees.