I Want One of These...

Thargor · **on:** March 10, 2008, 10:52:52 PM

http://gizmodo.com/365738/from-flashlight-to-flash-fight-with-the-fmg+9-concept-from-magpul

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2008, 11:02:45 PM

That has to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen... The folks that came up with that should be lobotomized and neutered!

Is that a portable submachine gun in your pants or are you just a lame ass?

Def

Thargor · **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2008, 11:08:56 PM

Imagine the Colorful Enunciationstorm it would cause if the next school shooting or plane hijacking was done with one of them...

EDIT: LOL, look what the wordfilter did to "s***storm"

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2008, 11:13:08 PM

Hundreds were killed today in a tragic flashlight massacre...

Def

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2008, 11:22:10 PM

"How did you say you shot yourself in the ass?"

"Easy, I was folding up my flashlight and sticking it in my pocket when it accidentally went off."

But seriously, you have to think that it's your own damned fault for startling the terrorists hiding in your garbage cans....

Def

Anthony · **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2008, 12:31:41 AM

Is it actually a machine gun, or a "big" semi auto pistol?

My first thought was "who needs that?", but then I realized it would be something people who create "hardcore" BOBs might put in their bag.

jzmtl · **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2008, 01:18:18 AM

It's pretty neat thou, might be useful if you live in israel or somewhere.

Splat · **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2008, 01:37:26 AM

Quote from: Defender on March 10, 2008, 11:02:45 PM

That has to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen... The folks that came up with that should be lobotomized and neutered!

I think they already were to begin with! Yet another call for chlorine in the gene pool.

jock1 · **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2008, 09:41:17 PM

How scary is that whats even worse is that you can guarentee that there will be a number of "mall ninja "types buying these things

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2008, 10:02:02 PM

If you live in a place so bad that you have to take a submachine gun with you when you take out the garbage or walk the dogs, then maybe you should consider using the money you are spending on the gun to move to a new, safer neighborhood.... like Falujah, Bosnia or Tehran.

Def

cgk · **Reply #10 on:** March 13, 2008, 03:35:50 AM

Lets not get to worked up....the man said it was a prototype, they were not planning on making any, they were just showing what they were capable of........besides we already have gun/knives, gun/pens, gun/cellphones, my god I even think my gun is a gun.

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #11 on:** March 13, 2008, 03:37:44 AM

Quote

my god I even think my gun is a gun.

Now lets not go getting silly!

Def

Anthony · **Reply #12 on:** March 13, 2008, 03:38:30 AM

I saw a D cell Mag lite modded to fire a shotgun shell

J-sews · **Reply #13 on:** March 14, 2008, 01:04:01 AM

Yikes, that would be pretty nasty. I'm guessing they don't sell those at Wal-Mart?

Papacat · **Reply #14 on:** March 15, 2008, 08:34:23 PM

That thing is beyond retarded.

On the other hand, my clock radio/machine gun is quite awesome. Although, I do get nervous when I hit the snooze button.

I love how giddy the show booth guy is and how eager he is to show off the prototype. Also, it's funny that the flashlight is microscopic in comparison to the rest of the package. Meanwhile, there are much, much larger flashlights available at Wal Mart for less than two bucks. I would like to see outtakes, if any, of the show booth guy smacking himself in the head with the stock as it springs open.

-Papacat.

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #15 on:** March 15, 2008, 10:00:33 PM

Quote from: Papacat on March 15, 2008, 08:34:23 PM

That thing is beyond retarded.

On the other hand, my clock radio/machine gun is quite awesome. Although, I do get nervous when I hit the snooze button.

I love how giddy the show booth guy is and how eager he is to show off the prototype. Also, it's funny that the flashlight is microscopic in comparison to the rest of the package. Meanwhile, there are much, much larger flashlights available at Wal Mart for less than two bucks. I would like to see outtakes, if any, of the show booth guy smacking himself in the head with the stock as it springs open.

-Papacat.

Welcome back mate

Papacat · **Reply #16 on:** March 16, 2008, 08:12:14 AM

Welcome back mate

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Thanks. I know it's been a while, but I've been to busy lately to put in my two cents and/or too broke to have two cents to put in. I miss everyone. I'll try to chime in when I can.

The best to all.

-Mike, aka Papacat.

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #17 on:** March 16, 2008, 10:54:09 AM

Quote from: Papacat on March 16, 2008, 08:12:14 AM

Welcome back mate

Thanks. I know it's been a while, but I've been to busy lately to put in my two cents and/or too broke to have two cents to put in. I miss everyone. I'll try to chime in when I can.

The best to all.

-Mike, aka Papacat.
[/quote]Good man

NeitherExtreme · **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:33:48 AM

Hehe...

"Its very transformer-esque..."

But seriously, can you imagine trying to explain that thing to a Jury?

Styerman · **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2008, 10:48:23 PM

It reminds me of an earlier stunt Magpul pulled , they protyped an assault rifle called the Masada , was going to be put on the market fairly cheap . Bushmaster recognized the threat , bought the rights and never produced . This stunt could be aimed at the makers of the Isreili Tavor bullpup subgun . It bears some resembelance , and could be a competitor . Btw the Flashlite is just a rail mount . It could also take a laser or red dot . Maybe they are looking for a good payday after making a couple of protos .

Chris

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #20 on:** March 24, 2008, 11:46:44 PM

Rubbermaid Brand Garbage Cans- Terrorist Free since 1988! The only brand that allows you to relax when taking the garbage out...

Def

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