Boy are you going to be surprised when you see what's in store for your initiation...Def
The lard comes with the traditional 12 gorgeous female models of dubious morale? I mean tradition is important, and I'm sure this forum has high standards.
A chicken head? Are you sure that is right? I think the traditional rituals involve headless chickens, not the bodyless head? Somebody threw away the wrong part? It happens - I once went to a garbage container to throw a bag of garbage before driving off to work. Seconds later I heard a distinct metallic clonck sound. I then noticed I still had my garbage in my one hand but no keys in the other.That went on to become a traumatic and very memorable afternoon that really taught me to focus and pay attention while throwing garbage. That is good advise for anyone - right up there with not running with scissors.
Quote from: Vidar on June 16, 2017, 10:59:58 AMA chicken head? Are you sure that is right? I think the traditional rituals involve headless chickens, not the bodyless head? Somebody threw away the wrong part? It happens - I once went to a garbage container to throw a bag of garbage before driving off to work. Seconds later I heard a distinct metallic clonck sound. I then noticed I still had my garbage in my one hand but no keys in the other.That went on to become a traumatic and very memorable afternoon that really taught me to focus and pay attention while throwing garbage. That is good advise for anyone - right up there with not running with scissors.Saw a vid last week where a fisherman throws his Leatherman i the make after removing a hook from the fish...The look on his face...
Still better than pointing a gun in your face while taking a selfie, and pulling the trigger instead of taking the pic.
Another luckily rare problem that might occur while throwing stuff: Names of the quilty will be withheld for my own personal safety, but said person were to cross a little stream. She only had on shoes and wanted to stay dry, so she figured she would throw a suitably sized rock into the middle of the stream to step on. Good plan. Execution was horrible though. She forgot to let go of the rock when throwing it, lost balance from holding on, and ended up full body face down in the stream. She was not dry at all afterwards. She also had a look on her face!
Quote from: Vidar on June 17, 2017, 10:10:06 AMAnother luckily rare problem that might occur while throwing stuff: Names of the quilty will be withheld for my own personal safety, but said person were to cross a little stream. She only had on shoes and wanted to stay dry, so she figured she would throw a suitably sized rock into the middle of the stream to step on. Good plan. Execution was horrible though. She forgot to let go of the rock when throwing it, lost balance from holding on, and ended up full body face down in the stream. She was not dry at all afterwards. She also had a look on her face! She only had shoes on?Then what's the big deal?
She only had shoes on?Then what's the big deal?
Quote from: Mechanickal on June 18, 2017, 03:08:51 PMShe only had shoes on?Then what's the big deal? Only shoes, so even worse if they get wet? That is my story, and I'm sticking to it!
Just signed up.
I guess it's about time I took the leap. I'm in.
Quote from: Douglas on January 13, 2018, 05:21:26 AMI guess it's about time I took the leap. I'm in. Edit edit edit: I'm told doghouse for me.
Quote from: Vidar on January 13, 2018, 05:45:29 AMQuote from: Douglas on January 13, 2018, 05:21:26 AMI guess it's about time I took the leap. I'm in. Edit edit edit: I'm told doghouse for me. I ddin't have to sign up here for that club. I have a long standing membership. The dogs even tried to buy it out and my wife refused the payment....
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