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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #30 on: June 16, 2017, 10:50:17 AM







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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #31 on: June 16, 2017, 10:54:08 AM
Boy are you going to be surprised when you see what's in store for your initiation...

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+1   I'll start melting the block of lard...   :whistle:

On the up side Vidar, you're just in time for the anniversary month.   ;)


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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #32 on: June 16, 2017, 10:59:58 AM
A chicken head? Are you sure that is right? I think the traditional rituals involve headless chickens, not the bodyless head? Somebody threw away the wrong part?

It happens - I once went to a garbage container to throw a bag of garbage before driving off to work. Seconds later I heard a distinct metallic clonck sound. I then noticed I still had my garbage in my one hand but no keys in the other.

That went on to become a traumatic and very memorable afternoon that really taught me to focus and pay attention while throwing garbage. That is good advise for anyone - right up there with not running with scissors.
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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #33 on: June 16, 2017, 12:32:53 PM
We'll get the lard and chicken ready


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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #34 on: June 16, 2017, 12:47:27 PM
The lard comes with the traditional 12 gorgeous female models of dubious morale? I mean tradition is important, and I'm sure this forum has high standards.
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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #35 on: June 16, 2017, 12:53:14 PM
The lard comes with the traditional 12 gorgeous female models of dubious morale? I mean tradition is important, and I'm sure this forum has high standards.
:rofl:  You said this forum and standards in the same sentence. LOL!
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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #36 on: June 16, 2017, 12:54:13 PM
Oh and congrats on the Charter membership!
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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #37 on: June 16, 2017, 12:55:40 PM
It was with a hopeful and hopefully inspiring tone! Although come to think of it, I might not be allowed by the lady to smear lard all over 12 gorgeous model of dubious morale. Not sure I need to ask even...  :twak:
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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #38 on: June 16, 2017, 04:50:32 PM
A chicken head? Are you sure that is right? I think the traditional rituals involve headless chickens, not the bodyless head? Somebody threw away the wrong part?

It happens - I once went to a garbage container to throw a bag of garbage before driving off to work. Seconds later I heard a distinct metallic clonck sound. I then noticed I still had my garbage in my one hand but no keys in the other.

That went on to become a traumatic and very memorable afternoon that really taught me to focus and pay attention while throwing garbage. That is good advise for anyone - right up there with not running with scissors.
Saw a vid last week where a fisherman throws his Leatherman i  the make after removing a hook from the fish...

The look on his face...


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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #39 on: June 17, 2017, 08:28:00 AM
A chicken head? Are you sure that is right? I think the traditional rituals involve headless chickens, not the bodyless head? Somebody threw away the wrong part?

It happens - I once went to a garbage container to throw a bag of garbage before driving off to work. Seconds later I heard a distinct metallic clonck sound. I then noticed I still had my garbage in my one hand but no keys in the other.

That went on to become a traumatic and very memorable afternoon that really taught me to focus and pay attention while throwing garbage. That is good advise for anyone - right up there with not running with scissors.
Saw a vid last week where a fisherman throws his Leatherman i  the make after removing a hook from the fish...

The look on his face...

 :facepalm:   :rofl:


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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #40 on: June 17, 2017, 08:44:34 AM
Still better than pointing a gun in your face while taking a selfie, and pulling the trigger instead of taking the pic.


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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #41 on: June 17, 2017, 09:19:56 AM
Still better than pointing a gun in your face while taking a selfie, and pulling the trigger instead of taking the pic.
The look on your face afterworths...


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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #42 on: June 17, 2017, 10:10:06 AM
Another luckily rare problem that might occur while throwing stuff:

Names of the quilty will be withheld for my own personal safety, but said person were to cross a little stream. She only had on shoes and wanted to stay dry, so she figured she would throw a suitably sized rock into the middle of the stream to step on. Good plan. Execution was horrible though. She forgot to let go of the rock when throwing it, lost balance from holding on, and ended up full body face down in the stream. She was not dry at all afterwards. She also had a look on her face!  :D
 
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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #43 on: June 18, 2017, 03:08:51 PM
Another luckily rare problem that might occur while throwing stuff:

Names of the quilty will be withheld for my own personal safety, but said person were to cross a little stream. She only had on shoes and wanted to stay dry, so she figured she would throw a suitably sized rock into the middle of the stream to step on. Good plan. Execution was horrible though. She forgot to let go of the rock when throwing it, lost balance from holding on, and ended up full body face down in the stream. She was not dry at all afterwards. She also had a look on her face!  :D
She only had shoes on?
Then what's the big deal? :think:


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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #44 on: June 18, 2017, 05:44:59 PM
Another luckily rare problem that might occur while throwing stuff:

Names of the quilty will be withheld for my own personal safety, but said person were to cross a little stream. She only had on shoes and wanted to stay dry, so she figured she would throw a suitably sized rock into the middle of the stream to step on. Good plan. Execution was horrible though. She forgot to let go of the rock when throwing it, lost balance from holding on, and ended up full body face down in the stream. She was not dry at all afterwards. She also had a look on her face!  :D
She only had shoes on?
Then what's the big deal? :think:

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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #45 on: June 18, 2017, 06:27:56 PM

She only had shoes on?
Then what's the big deal? :think:

Only shoes, so even worse if they get wet? That is my story, and I'm sticking to it!  :D
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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #46 on: June 18, 2017, 07:49:27 PM

She only had shoes on?
Then what's the big deal? :think:

Only shoes, so even worse if they get wet? That is my story, and I'm sticking to it!  :D
Going for a hike with your other half seems like awesome fun then! :2tu: :D


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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #47 on: June 18, 2017, 07:59:59 PM
We have our moments  :cheers:
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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #48 on: January 10, 2018, 03:34:23 PM
Just signed up.


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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #49 on: January 10, 2018, 03:42:52 PM
 :cheers: :like: :tu:


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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #50 on: January 10, 2018, 04:27:17 PM
Just signed up.

Welcome aboard!   :tu:

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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #51 on: January 13, 2018, 05:21:26 AM
I guess it's about time I took the leap.   :ahhh
I'm in. 
Good luck gett'n rid of me now... >:D >:D
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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #52 on: January 13, 2018, 05:45:29 AM
I guess it's about time I took the leap.   :ahhh
I'm in. 

You have so much too look forward to. After I signed up the weather has improved, my car drives better, work is flowing, my allergy is gone and beautiful women keep knocking on my door.

Edit: I remember wrong of course; horrible women keep knocking on my door.

Edit edit: horrible women keeps knocking on my door. No woman has ever knocked on my door since I met my better half, who after signing up, doesn't look any better. Per definition perfect can't be improved. (Hah, I saved myself from the doghouse!  :tu: )

Edit edit edit: I'm told doghouse for me.  :drink:
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Reply #53 on: January 13, 2018, 06:12:41 AM
I guess it's about time I took the leap.   :ahhh
I'm in. 

Edit edit edit: I'm told doghouse for me.  :drink:

I ddin't have to sign up here for that club. 
I have a long standing membership.  The dogs even tried to buy it out and my wife refused the payment....
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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #54 on: January 13, 2018, 06:43:36 AM
I guess it's about time I took the leap.   :ahhh
I'm in. 

Edit edit edit: I'm told doghouse for me.  :drink:

I ddin't have to sign up here for that club. 
I have a long standing membership.  The dogs even tried to buy it out and my wife refused the payment....

No worries - even the doghouse is much improved after signing up as charter member!  :D
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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #55 on: February 03, 2018, 04:03:13 PM
Hi I would like to join the Charter Membership  :tu:
Is it still going  :think:
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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #56 on: February 03, 2018, 04:06:31 PM
Why, yes.  ;)


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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #57 on: February 03, 2018, 04:07:02 PM
Yes, it’s still going.  :tu:  Instructions are in the first post of this thread.


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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #58 on: February 03, 2018, 04:08:08 PM
Excellent will join right now  :tu:
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Re: Multitool.org Charter Membership
Reply #59 on: February 03, 2018, 04:08:54 PM
The more, the merrier!   :MTO:


 

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