What two tools to choose?

[edap617]

If you are allowed only two tools in life, what will you choose?

Mine are WD-40 and Duct Tape.

IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40.
IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

[bobofish]

I would addend that with:
A knife for those things that should move and don't,
and duct tape for those things that do move but shouldn't, but a knife could be used too.

[Hoghead]

A good folding knife or maybe a multi-tool and a good 12 guage pump or auto.

[Mike]

Pocket knife and multi-tool of some sort. Then, if we were neighbors we'd just need to find someone with a hammer and lawn mower, hopefully he would have a relative with a chainsaw and skilsaw, and so on, and so on, and so on.

Mike

[Spoonrobot]

A large folding knife and a large hammer.

[665ae]

I would want the Fleshlight NSFW!!!

and a video ipod loaded with porn...

[prime77]

I would want the Fleshlight NSFW!!!

and a video ipod loaded with porn...

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I would want the Fleshlight NSFW!!!

and a video ipod loaded with porn...

, classy choice

I'd go with my Swisstool X and my Cold Steel Carbon V Gurka Kukri

[Leatherman123]

I would want my SURGE and some WD-40.. I could fix ANYTHING with that combination!

[Benner]

Does WD-40 really class as a tool?

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Does WD-40 really class as a tool?

I wouldn't call it a tool, and neither is Duct tape (sorry DTH )

[Dtrain]

SwissToolX and Estwing Hunter's Hatchet

Dtrain

[I'm Still Bison]

 Would a turret lathe count? If I couldn't have one,I guess I'd pick a Vic Outrider,and LM Wave with bit kit.

[Benner]

I would have to say the Swisstool X and the Cold Steel Bushman ( I have just really abused that knife and it stood up to it really well).

[Leatherman123]

I would count WD-40 as a tool any day of the week! It makes things move!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I would count WD-40 as a tool any day of the week! It makes things move!

So does brute force and stupidity , just ask George W

So what have you slayed with the bushman then Ben

[Benner]

But it's hardly a tool is it really.  Would you call oil a tool?

[Leatherman123]

Well, with all the things I have fixed with WD, I would call it a tool.

[Benner]

I would count WD-40 as a tool any day of the week! It makes things move!

So does brute force and stupidity , just ask George W

So what have you slayed with the bushman then Ben

   Just wrote about that in the Hybrid thread.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Just make my mouse finger work why don'tcha

[Roadie]

Just make my mouse finger work why don'tcha

We'll have to setup a mod exercise program so you don't cause yourself damage

http://www.stretchnow.com.au/exercises/hands.htm

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

  , Might not work to well with the state of my knuckles

Why does that girl look familiar , was she on TV

[Roadie]

She does look very familiar! No idea what she's from though, or even if she was in anything!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Maybe you hit on someone similar in a drunken student stupoor

[edap617]

I did not say merely tools, but "tools in life".

[Smitty44]

My hands,and a good leatherman!!!

[nezza33]

I'd have my LM charge TTi and a lock pick set so i can pick the lock to my house and get all my tools and the truck keys lol  

[ducktapehero]

If you are allowed only two tools in life, what will you choose?

Mine are WD-40 and Duct Tape.

IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40.
IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

Can't argue with that.

[NeitherExtreme]

Well, I won't count WD40 and DuckTape as tools, so I can have them too. So my two would be my Charge Ti and this:

[ducktapehero]

If Ducktape and WD-40 don't count I will take my Fieldmaster and my Spirit S.