If Rolos made condoms - would you give anyone your last one?
If Martini made condoms then would you anytime, any place any where?
If Mars made condoms would you work, rest and play all day?
If access made condoms would they be for your flexible friend?
If American Express made condoms would you leave home without it?
If British Airways made condoms would they be the world’s favourites?
If Burger King made condoms would you have it your way?
If Clairol made condoms would she or wouldn’t she?
If Rice Krispies made condoms I don’t think the snap crackle pop would be very reassuring!
If L’Oréal made condoms would she be worth it?
If Shredded wheat made condoms would anyone be able to have three?
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can’t stop.
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where’s the pain
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)
Heineken condoms - refreshes the parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it’s a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (A VERY poor seller)
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