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I wish I had a camera!!! 4494

No Life Club Posts: 4,120 "Survival must be earned"-Klingon Proverb
I wish I had a camera!!!
« on: December 25, 2006, 02:11:44 PM »
Because I never thought I'd live to see this day!!!

I caught my loving wife(the anti-knife wife)doing something unbelievable!!! I caught her wrapping christmas presents,,,,,,and she was use the scissors on my Workchamp SAK to cut the wrapping paper!!   :o

there may be hope!!!  :angel:

"Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall;
 Some run from breaks of ice, and answer none:
 And some condemned for a fault alone." -William Shakespeare, King Lear (1608), Act IV, scene 6, line 169
Admin Team Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 23,213
Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2006, 03:52:07 PM »
A Christmas miracle?

In order to be certain of having the right tool for every job.........one must first acquire a lot of tools
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,418 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2006, 04:42:10 PM »
Wow... my wife has a Classic (the only SAK she has ever showed interest in, and even then only because I was telling her how nice Roger's work on the purple anodized titanium scales were!) but I doubt it's actually seen any use.  Your wife is obviously much more adventurous than mine!

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
No Life Club Posts: 4,120 "Survival must be earned"-Klingon Proverb
Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2006, 12:43:36 AM »
Wow... my wife has a Classic (the only SAK she has ever showed interest in, and even then only because I was telling her how nice Roger's work on the purple anodized titanium scales were!) but I doubt it's actually seen any use.  Your wife is obviously much more adventurous than mine!

Def

BUT!! My wife's favorite sexual fantasy is to stuff my entire knife collection into a cannon , and shoot it out to sea!!! :o

So seeing her with my workchamp was quite  :o :o :o :o :o

"Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall;
 Some run from breaks of ice, and answer none:
 And some condemned for a fault alone." -William Shakespeare, King Lear (1608), Act IV, scene 6, line 169
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,418 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2006, 02:33:09 AM »
Sounds like time for a new wife!   >:D

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
Hero Member Posts: 692
Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2006, 09:42:33 AM »
BUT!! My wife's favorite sexual fantasy is to stuff my entire knife collection into a cannon , and shoot it out to sea!!! :o

I don't want to know how that's a "sexual" fantasy.  ...God help you.  But if you start leaving large powertools all over the house, your wife might stop complaining about the little Swiss Army knives.  Put a circular saw and router on the coffee table and see if she mentions the knives.  :)
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Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2006, 03:22:45 PM »
 :laugh: :D

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Admin Team Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 23,213
Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2006, 05:36:45 PM »
Perhaps it's time to get the little lady a Leatherwoman?

Link: http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,546.0.html

In order to be certain of having the right tool for every job.........one must first acquire a lot of tools
Full Member Posts: 149
Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2006, 07:48:25 PM »
you make me look with diffrent eyes on us/canadian womans for an swiss to marry  :laugh:

witch woman dont use an knife each day? in the kitchen, open mail etc etc. so if theres only an bit common sense and you kindly show here how to open and use an smaller nice scaled sak is and what she can do with it nicly without breaking an nail off then she should be verry thankful and use it.

have to check that prior marriage or sure its time for another woman.

def, at least if she edc my classic then its ok, she could use it if needed. maybe she is more into one of my ultralight swiss daggers  ;)
Hero Member Posts: 692
Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2007, 09:39:34 AM »
Perhaps it's time to get the little lady a Leatherwoman?

Link: http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,546.0.html

...or a Miss Army Knife. http://www.missakit.com/
Admin Team Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 23,213
Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2007, 04:14:37 PM »
Indeed they do. Shepherd Hills Cutlery commisioned a batch of these P4 and S4 Squirt tools from Leatherman a couple years ago. They were given pink aluminum scales, and a "Lady Leatherman" logo.

~Bob
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In order to be certain of having the right tool for every job.........one must first acquire a lot of tools
No Life Club Posts: 4,120 "Survival must be earned"-Klingon Proverb
Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2007, 10:35:08 AM »
BUT!! My wife's favorite sexual fantasy is to stuff my entire knife collection into a cannon , and shoot it out to sea!!! :o

I don't want to know how that's a "sexual" fantasy.  ...God help you.  But if you start leaving large powertools all over the house, your wife might stop complaining about the little Swiss Army knives.  Put a circular saw and router on the coffee table and see if she mentions the knives.  :)

She doesn't even call them knives,  she call them "boxcutters".

Is there something wrong with that picture?? or is it just me?? ???

"Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall;
 Some run from breaks of ice, and answer none:
 And some condemned for a fault alone." -William Shakespeare, King Lear (1608), Act IV, scene 6, line 169
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,418 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2007, 12:28:07 PM »
Let's see her try to open a bottle of wine or tighten a screw with a box cutter!

Or cut down a small tree, or file down a sharp edge on a shelf or...

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
Full Member Posts: 149
Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2007, 05:41:15 PM »
...use the boxcutter as an nailfile :laugh:...
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,418 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2007, 09:46:58 PM »
Works better than a 12 guage...

And don't ask me how I know!

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
No Life Club Posts: 4,120 "Survival must be earned"-Klingon Proverb
Re: I wish I had a camera!!!
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2007, 12:35:56 AM »
Now you know my plight!! :-\ :'(

"Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall;
 Some run from breaks of ice, and answer none:
 And some condemned for a fault alone." -William Shakespeare, King Lear (1608), Act IV, scene 6, line 169

 

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