Secret to a happy marriage: Be annoying ...

speedmaster · **on:** June 05, 2008, 02:46:20 PM

I know I'm doing my part. ;-)

TheStar.com | living | Secret to a happy marriage: Be annoying
"Now that my wife and I have been married for 30 years, family and friends have suggested that, for putting up with me for so long, Sue deserves to be the first living person canonized by the Catholic Church. I, they add, deserve to be shot from a cannon."
http://www.thestar.com/living/article/419637

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2008, 02:58:38 PM

I always remember that the best way to have a happy marriage is to find a woman that has a good job, one that can cook, one that's great for "physical pleasures" and most importantly, to never let your wife find out about any of them...

Def

speedmaster · **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2008, 03:17:30 PM

Quote from: Defender on June 05, 2008, 02:58:38 PM

I always remember that the best way to have a happy marriage is to find a woman that has a good job, one that can cook, one that's great for "physical pleasures" and most importantly, to never let your wife find out about any of them...
Def

LOL, nicely-done! ;-)

scibeer · **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2008, 04:40:00 PM

Being annoying has only won me direct shots to the genetics factory.

I'm sticking with Def's plan.

jock1 · **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2008, 05:38:07 PM

Quote from: scibeer on June 05, 2008, 04:40:00 PM

Being annoying has only won me direct shots to the genetics factory.

I'm sticking with Def's plan.

Only one downside if you get caught your genetics factory will be completely removed not just bruised

Dunc · **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2008, 07:26:30 PM

Welcome to the forums Speedmaster

where abouts in the world are you from and what multitools are you into

Dunc

ducktapehero · **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2008, 07:47:56 PM

My wife has a Florence Nightingale syndrome, she can't help but nurture pathetic broken down creatures, and I'm an extremely pathetic broken down creature so she'll never leave.

BIG-TARGET · **Reply #7 on:** June 06, 2008, 03:33:16 PM

Quote from: Defender on June 05, 2008, 02:58:38 PM

I always remember that the best way to have a happy marriage is to find a woman that has a good job, one that can cook, one that's great for "physical pleasures" and most importantly, to never let your wife find out about any of them...

Def

To wives and sweethearts,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,may they never meet!!

duckman1975 · **Reply #8 on:** June 11, 2008, 01:17:03 AM

I have been married for only 5 years. Guess the only wisdom I gathered from those 5 very very very very long years, is that after 5 years you haven't killed each other, you might be in a good marriage

Welcome to the forum speedmaster

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #9 on:** June 11, 2008, 01:19:14 AM

Sounds like you need to read up on a phenomenon called "The 7 Year Itch."

Def

duckman1975 · **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2008, 01:24:56 AM

We heard about the seven year itch, my wife is having me casrated next year

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #11 on:** June 11, 2008, 01:46:12 AM

Get a Leatheman Genus and LOTS of tequila...

Def

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