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Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil 4549

Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,501 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« on: March 29, 2014, 04:16:57 PM »
Are you tired of old, moldy multitools that just won't open when you want them to?  I know I am, or at least I was before I stumbled onto the secret of  how to put your money in my pocket! 



Yes, that's right, I'm talking about the secret that all the big name companies don't want you to know about!  And I'm talking major players- you name it, they are touching your bottom in ways that shouldn't be allowed outside of Arkansas!  But, lucky for you I've found the secret to properly screwing the customer over, and it's called LUBRICATION



That's right boys and girls, lubrication is what makes the world keep turning, and Uncle Def's Premium Tool Oil is the best. 



Sure it's good old fashioned mineral oil that you can buy for pennies a gallon at the local grocery store, but the Big Boys would have you paying up to $16.95 an ounce!  That's outrageous!   :ahhh 



If you act now, I'll package up for you a bottle of Uncle Def's Premium Multitool Oil for the bargain price of only $7.95*!  That's right, I said only $7.95*, but you have to act fast because this is a limited time offer, and as amazing as that is, that's not all! 



For only two dollars more, that's right, a total of $9.95* I will automatically upgrade your order to Uncle Def's Ultra Premium Tool Oil in the Red Cap!  The Red Cap means that Uncle Def's Ultra Premium Tool oil is far more advanced than that black cap, which is why the Red Cap is red, while the Black Cap is merely black.  So, if the Black Cap is the same quality of Multitool Oil you are used to then just imagine the secrets Red Cap will open up for you!



Don't forget Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil is pharmaceutical grade and food safe so you can lube any tool you like.  For clearly superior smooth action grab Uncle Def's red cap and give it a squirt!

Order now, operators don't give a smurf!

*Plus shipping and handling, all rights reserved, void where prohibited, check your local listings, buyers are responsible for consulting and adhering to local ordinances.  Offer valid while supplies last, don't eat the yellow snow.  This product may contain traces of minerals and oil and may not be right for you.  Side effects may include reduction of constipation, loss of tactile stability and spontaneous decapitation.  In the event of this occurrence discontinue use and see a doctor immediately.

Remember, when you think slippery, think Uncle Def!
Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2014, 04:31:42 PM »
Finally!

 :gimme: :gimme: :gimme: :gimme:
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,501 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2014, 04:33:44 PM »
If there's enough interest I'll put these up for sale on EDCSource.  They are very limited- I think there's ten or twelve of each type available.

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2014, 05:03:15 PM »
Way to go! JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2014, 07:08:55 PM »
Lmao!!!
Sweet!!!

that's us mobile


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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2014, 07:22:19 PM »
That is awesome.  :rofl:

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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2014, 07:25:12 PM »
That's awesome!  I would totally buy a red one!

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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2014, 07:44:33 PM »
I would buy one, I would even go with the red cap!

If I can help, let me know 
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2014, 07:55:59 PM »
Shut up and take my money....
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2014, 08:07:59 PM »
Read the fine print! :rofl:

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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2014, 09:36:21 PM »
Are there any discounts for orders above 10000 units?  :D
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2014, 09:45:23 PM »
  For clearly superior smooth action grab Uncle Def's red cap and give it a squirt!

Stay away from the red cap!


 :facepalm:
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,501 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2014, 10:24:52 PM »
Are there any discounts for orders above 10000 units?  :D

I'm pretty sure at this point the price is going to go up for large orders!  :P

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2014, 12:26:49 AM »
You are right, going down would go against uncle defs philosophy  :rofl:
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2014, 01:07:42 AM »
I must have this amazing super oil! Defender of all things slippery!
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2014, 01:13:13 AM »
 :woohoo:

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Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,501 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2014, 01:34:14 AM »
Pre Production is complete!



Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2014, 01:36:02 AM »
Is there going to be a group-buy option?
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,501 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2014, 01:36:30 AM »
I'll probably post them on EDCSource and see what happens.

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2014, 01:44:27 AM »
MTo exclusive pre-order bonuses!
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2014, 03:27:08 AM »
I love it def
Hero Member Posts: 815 Kershaws, Zebralights, SAKs, and Leather Men.
Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2014, 04:22:17 AM »
Can I just buy some of those empty bottles? :D

"If you put Bacardi in my glass again and try to tell me it's rum, I will burn this bar to the ground!"

-A paraphrase of something I read, to which I related strongly.
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2014, 07:15:50 AM »
 8)    8)     :D

What? Enablers! Are you serrrrious? Where? I dont see any.
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2014, 08:07:19 AM »
Uncle Def looks like Danny McBride

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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2014, 08:25:14 AM »
This oil is guaranteed to be very nearly totally free of any snake?  While grabbing a red caps sounds very tempting indeed, personally I suspect I'll be looking at one of 'tactical' black. 8)

:D

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Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,501 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2014, 01:40:46 PM »
Can I just buy some of those empty bottles? :D

Not any more- they are all full now.  :P

Uncle Def looks like Danny McBride

Unlce Def is actually much stranger than Danny McBride!



Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
No Life Club Posts: 1,754 Be like The Rifleman
Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2014, 08:22:20 PM »
Can I just buy some of those empty bottles? :D

Not any more- they are all full now.  :P

Uncle Def looks like Danny McBride

Unlce Def is actually much stranger than Danny McBride!



Def

Well it would be expected. He's Canadian

CHECK YOUR SMOKE DETECTOR BATTERIES!  Everyone Needs a Halligan Tool.
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,501 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2014, 12:58:22 AM »
Listed in the MTO Store on EDCSource.  Get'em while you can!

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2014, 01:21:50 AM »
Bought mine!
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Re: Uncle Def's Premium and Ultra Premium Tool Oil
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2014, 01:25:59 AM »
I'm tempted to buy them just for the bottle...

"If you put Bacardi in my glass again and try to tell me it's rum, I will burn this bar to the ground!"

-A paraphrase of something I read, to which I related strongly.

 

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