I want a fish sandwich.

[glorn]

Reading MT.org and the ad banner was for a fish sandwich. Now I want one.

Normally I just want more SAKs and MTs when I come here. And here I sit, longing for a crunchy fish sandwich on a sesame bun.

Why must MT.org now also make me hungry?

To balance it out though.. The other banner shows a man wearing nothing but his jockey shorts. I do not want to buy underwear. And if you want to sell me some, male nudity isn't gonna be a win for you.

Fish sandwich? Yes, please.

Half naked men? No. And stop that. Seriously.

[captain spaulding]

mmmmm...... half naked m........ Oh I mean Fish Sandwich.   

[glorn]

To be perfectly clear, I would be okay with an ad showing a half naked fish sandwich.

And not to be weird or possibly somehow sexist, I would also be okay with an ad showing a fish sandwich in lingerie.

[captain spaulding]

To be perfectly clear, I would be okay with an ad showing a half naked fish sandwich.

And not to be weird or possibly somehow sexist, I would also be okay with an ad showing a fish sandwich in lingerie.

Food made sexy. I think I just had a idea for a restaurant. 

[glorn]

To be perfectly clear, I would be okay with an ad showing a half naked fish sandwich.

And not to be weird or possibly somehow sexist, I would also be okay with an ad showing a fish sandwich in lingerie.

Food made sexy. I think I just had a idea for a restaurant. 

Or the most Lynchian strip club ever.

[glorn]

Oh, to be on topic..

I would totally cut that sexy fish sandwich in half with a Rebar or possibly an Explorer.

[glorn]

Or a kukri.


If, you know.. You want to be all Nut N Fancy about it. It's a chopper. But for fish sandwiches.

[captain spaulding]

To be perfectly clear, I would be okay with an ad showing a half naked fish sandwich.

And not to be weird or possibly somehow sexist, I would also be okay with an ad showing a fish sandwich in lingerie.

Food made sexy. I think I just had a idea for a restaurant. 

Or the most Lynchian strip club ever.

  most definitely!


And yes I had to look up Lynchian. Very interesting as I don't believe it is a actual word, but became a way of describing a certain type of irony because of David Lynch. Please correct me if I am wrong.

[glorn]

You are not wrong. 

David Lynch could very well be working on a script.. at this very moment.. where the lead character finds himself in a strip club in which cheeseburgers are pole dancing while men put singles gently into the waistband of thong panties worn by marginally attractive fish sandwiches.

[glorn]

And now I am beset with a strange combination of hunger, horniness, and drunkenness.

But mostly drunkeness.


Okay, actually just drunkenness.

But I would absolutely defile a fish sandwich right now.

[Grathr]

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[captain spaulding]

You are not wrong. 

David Lynch could very well be working on a script.. at this very moment.. where the lead character finds himself in a strip club in which cheeseburgers are pole dancing while men put singles gently into the waistband of thong panties worn by marginally attractive fish sandwiches.

When I think of sliding singles into "stripper cheeseburgers" I think of the single slices of american cheese that they call "singles" in the commercials.  That's probably how the first hamburger was turned into a cheeseburger.   

[Lynn LeFey]

(Lynn wanders into the thread and looks around)

(Lynn backs away quietly, and leaves)

[captain spaulding]

(Lynn wanders into the thread and looks around)

(Lynn backs away quietly, and leaves)

(Image removed from quote.)

That might be for the better.  Its about to get weird. 

[Grathr]

(Lynn wanders into the thread and looks around)

(Lynn backs away quietly, and leaves)

(Image removed from quote.)

That might be for the better.  Its about to get weird. 

The point where it was about to get weird was passed many posts ago... 

[captain spaulding]

(Lynn wanders into the thread and looks around)

(Lynn backs away quietly, and leaves)

(Image removed from quote.)

That might be for the better.  Its about to get weird. 

The point where it was about to get weird was passed many posts ago... 

 

[Cupboard]

OK... so I've never had an advert for anything fishy or naked on MTO.
Aren't the adverts targeted based on cookies anyway?

[ducttapetech]

Good thread. Now I want a fish sandwich.

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[Jetbo]

I am guessing I can link this since it is from a banner from here?  After reading this add on a banner which after years of using the Internet I tend to automatically ignore. http://www.dudeiwantthat.com if I had the money for toys I am sure to find allot of them here. http://www.wickedlasers.com/arctic like this SW lightsaber-like real hand-held laser 

[Millhouse]

Adverts? 

There are adverts on MTO?   

[kirk13]

Let me help with the whole fish sandwich situation

http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/ukhome/product_nutrition.fish.30.filetofish.html

[sawman]

Let me help with the whole fish sandwich situation

http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/ukhome/product_nutrition.fish.30.filetofish.html

McDonald's fish fillets are pretty good when they put enough sauce on it!

[glorn]

I am sure the ads are cookie driven, but.. I don't recall ever searching for "fish sandwich" or "underwear straight men would never wear".

-shrug-

I'll delete my cookies and see if the fish persists. It was still there this morning.. Taunting me with its come hither bun.

[enki_ck]

You can always click the X in the top right corner to mute an ad if it annoys you.

Fish sandwitches What are those anyways?

[sawman]

And I had a double-fish-fillet from McD's the other day and it was pretty good 

[captain spaulding]

And I had a double-fish-fillet from McD's the other day and it was pretty good 

Did you buy two and make your own? 

[derekmac]

I think they now offer a double.  I haven't had one of those in years.


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[sawman]

And I had a double-fish-fillet from McD's the other day and it was pretty good 

Did you buy two and make your own? 

They sell a double nowadays.

[jerseydevil]

I had tuna for lunch.......

[sawman]

I had tuna for lunch.......

I eat lots of tuna snacks, those ones that come with the little can of tuna salad, 6 crackers and a spoon. Yum