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[CLOSED] 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast! 5535

Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2014, 04:26:41 PM »
« Last Edit: July 23, 2014, 07:20:25 PM by daverobson »
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2014, 04:55:03 PM »
I do find this hard... Def seems to be roasting himself continuously, so finding something original can be quite tricky. ::)

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2014, 05:02:35 PM »
There's one thing about Grant that might upset some here.  He has a really low opinion of others.  He considers them equals.   :rofl:

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2014, 05:05:47 PM »
I do find this hard... Def seems to be roasting himself continuously, so finding something original can be quite tricky. ::)

These were my thoughts exactly.  What has he not said about himself yet  :think:.  I wish he wouldn't take himself so serious   :rofl:

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2014, 05:44:06 PM »
There's one thing about Grant that might upset some here.  He has a really low opinion of others.  He considers them equals.   :rofl:

Good one :rofl:

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2014, 05:57:09 PM »
All the ladies say Def's the fastest  :D

At deploying his tool? :dwts: :rofl:

 :rofl:

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2014, 06:45:31 PM »
All the ladies say Def's the fastest  :D

At deploying his tool? :dwts: :rofl:

 :rofl:
He thinks it's a Super Tool, but it's really only a Micra!

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2014, 06:47:22 PM »
All the ladies say Def's the fastest  :D

At deploying his tool? :dwts: :rofl:

 :rofl:
He thinks it's a Super Tool, but it's really only a Micra!
Well, at least it's spring loaded then?

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2014, 06:48:22 PM »
All the ladies say Def's the fastest  :D

At deploying his tool? :dwts: :rofl:

 :rofl:
He thinks it's a Super Tool, but it's really only a Micra!
Well, at least it's spring loaded then?

Yes,  a Squirt!  ........    :facepalm:

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2014, 06:55:16 PM »
leave it to this forum to side track such a thread...  :facepalm:

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2014, 06:57:28 PM »
leave it to this forum to side track such a thread...  :facepalm:

yep,  but the OP made it soo tempting

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2014, 07:24:58 PM »
leave it to this forum to side track such a thread...  :facepalm:
It got side tracked, just like Def's chromosomes.

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2014, 08:44:38 PM »
All the ladies say Def's the fastest  :D

At deploying his tool? :dwts: :rofl:

 :rofl:
He thinks it's a Super Tool, but it's really only a Micra!
Well, at least it's spring loaded then?

Yes,  a Squirt!  ........    :facepalm:

Oh man, this conversation has me laughing at work :rofl:  This is great stuff :tu:

K-Tibbs
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2014, 09:53:00 PM »
You're just a little boy, you think you're so cute,
You must talk so big, to make up for smaller things.



I mean the Jeep of course >:D

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2014, 10:36:42 PM »
Very well done Etherealicer.  :D

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Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #45 on: July 23, 2014, 10:41:00 PM »
Specsavers 'Eerie'

Trivia time
This was made in Hope, British Columbia, the same town that Rambo First Blood was filmed in.
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #46 on: July 23, 2014, 10:43:16 PM »
Def blames the wet air when his tools rust in his pockets, but maybe it's actually his wet pants.
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #47 on: July 23, 2014, 11:12:00 PM »
One day an Englishman, an American, and Def walked into a pub together.
They proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian.
Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints.


The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

Def picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!!!"

Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #48 on: July 23, 2014, 11:33:59 PM »
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #49 on: July 24, 2014, 12:43:21 PM »
One day an Englishman, an American, and Def walked into a pub together.
They proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian.
Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints.


The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

Def picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!!!"

Sadly, this would only really happen if he ordered Labatt's Blue...

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #50 on: July 24, 2014, 01:50:26 PM »

Corwyn of Multitool, the First of His name, King of Victorinox, King of Leatherman, Gerber and the First Generation SOG, Lord of the Seven Wrenches, Protector of the Forum, Khal of the Bushes, called Corwyn Toolborn, the Unsharpened, Father of SAKs.
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #51 on: July 24, 2014, 05:05:16 PM »
Call that a hairy chest ??

Or was that just the patch you missed when you shaved.
Don't worry he got chest hair, once puberty hit him a couple of days ago:


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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #52 on: July 24, 2014, 05:11:58 PM »
 :o :sa:

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #53 on: July 24, 2014, 05:16:51 PM »
I almost threw up when I saw that.   :twak:   Which is ok, cause I actually did puke when I saw Def for the first time!!

Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #54 on: July 24, 2014, 05:28:02 PM »
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM CANADA WHEN ...

1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.

2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

3. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.

4. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

5. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

6. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.

7. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

8. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

9. You find -40C a little chilly.

10. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.

11. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelery and your Sorels.

12. You understand the Labatts Blue commercials.

13. You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada".

Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #55 on: July 24, 2014, 05:30:30 PM »
Def finally got his Canadian history exam results back.. He got an EH


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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #56 on: July 24, 2014, 05:32:30 PM »
If you're pressed for time don't ever try buying 'AA' batteries in Canada.

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #57 on: July 24, 2014, 05:47:22 PM »
In a train car there were an American, a spectacular looking blonde, a fat lady and Def. During the trip the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When the train exits the tunnel, Def had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thought – “That Canadian idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.”

The fat lady thought – “This dirty old Canadian laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.”

Def thought – “That crazy American put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.”

The American thought – “I hope there’s another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid Canadian again.”

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #58 on: July 24, 2014, 05:54:56 PM »
Lol!  Nice ones daverobson :tu:

K-Tibbs
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #59 on: July 24, 2014, 05:56:54 PM »
Def finally got his Canadian history exam results back.. He got an EH
:D

There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D

 

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