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[CLOSED] 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast! 5487

No Life Club Posts: 2,261 This isn't me, but I'm just as dysfunctional
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #60 on: July 24, 2014, 06:20:00 PM »
In an alternate universe.

If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #61 on: July 24, 2014, 06:46:56 PM »
Not really a roast, but darned interesting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #62 on: July 24, 2014, 07:01:40 PM »
Not really a roast, but darned interesting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI

It is polished, but the shape is all wrong? It expected it to look like this:

Def? What is your verdict as head turd polisher?

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@blackdiamonds_42
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #63 on: July 24, 2014, 09:14:50 PM »
I do find this hard... Def seems to be roasting himself continuously, so finding something original can be quite tricky. ::)

These were my thoughts exactly.  What has he not said about himself yet  :think:.  I wish he wouldn't take himself so serious   :rofl:
True, look what I found on his Facebook site:

Obviously made in Photoshop, and bad at that:


But he seems to be a true fan.

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #64 on: July 24, 2014, 09:16:54 PM »
Behold the mighty DEFENDER

« Last Edit: July 24, 2014, 09:26:00 PM by Etherealicer »

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Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #65 on: July 25, 2014, 12:05:56 AM »
Def's latest victim reports him to the Police.

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #66 on: July 25, 2014, 12:07:50 AM »
Def's latest victim reports him to the Police.

(Image removed from quote.)
:tu:  :rofl:

SAW
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #67 on: July 25, 2014, 12:26:16 AM »
Dave your are putting in some very good bids here..
Loved the 'How you know you are a Canadian list!!"
Certainly had me laughing out loud  :D
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 16,471 Little to the right...
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #68 on: July 25, 2014, 12:29:37 AM »

Dave your are putting in some very good bids here..
Loved the 'How you know you are a Canadian list!!"
Certainly had me laughing out loud  :D
Only 95% of them are accurate. :p


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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #69 on: July 25, 2014, 02:01:46 AM »
I'd tell Def to get a haircut but he already did.

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #70 on: July 25, 2014, 04:34:17 AM »



If I can help, let me know 
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #71 on: July 25, 2014, 12:24:43 PM »
The hunk that is our awesome leader.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2014, 12:29:21 PM by Millhouse »

If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,253 Armed with camera and not afraid to use it.
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #72 on: July 25, 2014, 01:38:23 PM »
I am going to Oedipus Rex myself.  :)

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Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #73 on: July 25, 2014, 02:40:00 PM »
Canadian Defence cuts are starting to show now.
Here's Def with a colleague on parade with the Halifax Hussars at the Canada Day Parade.


Global Moderator Zombie Apprentice Posts: 10,526 Join us! Embrace the Flicky Faith!
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #74 on: July 25, 2014, 03:04:31 PM »
Canadian Defence cuts are starting to show now.
Here's Def with a colleague on parade with the Halifax Hussars at the Canada Day Parade.


(Image removed from quote.)
As we've already established, it would be impossible for Grant to grow a beard and moustache that thick.  Must be a chin toupee....

There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #75 on: July 25, 2014, 03:42:50 PM »
Canadian Defence cuts are starting to show now.
Here's Def with a colleague on parade with the Halifax Hussars at the Canada Day Parade.


As we've already established, it would be impossible for Grant to grow a beard and moustache that thick.  Must be a chin toupee....

Of course you're correct JD sorry about that.
I forgot to add this pic of Def during his recruit training wearing his Canadian Army regulation false beard.

Global Moderator Zombie Apprentice Posts: 10,526 Join us! Embrace the Flicky Faith!
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #76 on: July 25, 2014, 03:48:10 PM »
:rofl:

There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #77 on: July 25, 2014, 04:57:00 PM »
Dave is killing me  :rofl:   

Esse Quam Videri
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #78 on: July 25, 2014, 06:27:15 PM »
Dave is killing me  :rofl:

Call him butter 'cause he's on a roll :rofl: :facepalm:

K-Tibbs
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #79 on: July 25, 2014, 07:25:05 PM »
Looks like I have to step up a bit to win that spork.


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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #80 on: July 25, 2014, 07:56:21 PM »
1. Hippy Grant
2. Glamourous Grant
3. Famous Grant

Not entering this comp, just having a bit of fun.

If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #81 on: July 25, 2014, 08:29:42 PM »
Canadian Defence cuts are starting to show now.
Here's Def with a colleague on parade with the Halifax Hussars at the Canada Day Parade.


(Image removed from quote.)
As we've already established, it would be impossible for Grant to grow a beard and moustache that thick.  Must be a chin toupee....

He could pull half a mullet each side of his face to his chin, and tie the both parts together. Would be close.  :whistle:

Once you go black you never go back
@blackdiamonds_42
No Life Club Posts: 2,281 Yersinia Pestis & Campylobacter Jejuni!
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #82 on: July 25, 2014, 08:38:16 PM »
Oh, any of you knew Def created a profile on match.com once?
They paired him with a couch and a bottle of hand lotion.

Once you go black you never go back
@blackdiamonds_42
No Life Club Posts: 1,679 Straight Silver!
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #83 on: July 25, 2014, 08:39:02 PM »
Last Canada Day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuVsHt3rBnc

You can't see Def, because he is holding the camera.
That is the whole population of Canada, isn't it?  :whistle:
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 16,471 Little to the right...
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #84 on: July 25, 2014, 08:39:47 PM »
Oh, any of you knew Def created a profile on match.com once?
They paired him with a couch and a bottle of hand lotion.
:rofl:

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #85 on: July 25, 2014, 08:44:00 PM »
Def, when someone explains these jokes above to you, you gonna be so pissed.

Once you go black you never go back
@blackdiamonds_42
Global Moderator Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,034
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #86 on: July 25, 2014, 08:46:56 PM »
Oh, any of you knew Def created a profile on match.com once?
They paired him with a couch and a bottle of hand lotion.


 :rofl:


Def, when someone explains these jokes above to you, you gonna be so pissed.

Microbe you made me scare my dog I just laughed out loud!!!   

 :rofl:

Esse Quam Videri
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 23,133 Wooooo!
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #87 on: July 25, 2014, 08:48:55 PM »
Def, when someone explains these jokes above to you, you gonna be so pissed.

 :rofl:

K-Tibbs
No Life Club Posts: 2,281 Yersinia Pestis & Campylobacter Jejuni!
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #88 on: July 25, 2014, 09:25:51 PM »
Oh, any of you knew Def created a profile on match.com once?
They paired him with a couch and a bottle of hand lotion.


 :rofl:


Def, when someone explains these jokes above to you, you gonna be so pissed.

Microbe you made me scare my dog I just laughed out loud!!!   

 :rofl:

 :salute:

I know it's not fair. I bet he knows some of the words.

Once you go black you never go back
@blackdiamonds_42
Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #89 on: July 25, 2014, 11:18:44 PM »
The paparazzi have been following Def on his recent vacation.




 

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