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[CLOSED] 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast! 5536

Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,681 Tool Carrying Linux User
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #90 on: July 25, 2014, 11:54:35 PM »
Oh, any of you knew Def created a profile on match.com once?
They paired him with a couch and a bottle of hand lotion.

nah,  he already has Uncle Def's Premium lube!  with the black cap, or the premium red one    :rofl:

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Zombie Apprentice Posts: 16,471 Little to the right...
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #91 on: July 26, 2014, 12:25:39 AM »
Oh, any of you knew Def created a profile on match.com once?
They paired him with a couch and a bottle of hand lotion.

nah,  he already has Uncle Def's Premium lube!  with the black cap, or the premium red one    :rofl:
He only uses the red one for special occasions....  Short bus special!!

Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #92 on: July 26, 2014, 12:35:16 AM »
I've just seen the results of Def's recent attempt at Moose Hunting.

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #93 on: July 26, 2014, 04:35:14 AM »
Dave R
You have a British flag in your profile - Are you really British? You seem to understand Canada, Canadian culture and Canadians pretty well.
Lived there? Canadian friends? Canadian in the UK?

Well that was going to be my complete post - But as I was writing this, and as this is a roast thread, I guess I have to add.

.... "But that's not too difficult .... Well at least as far as Def is concerned"
Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #94 on: July 26, 2014, 02:20:29 PM »
I've just discovered that Def has a part time job advertising on the internet.

Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #95 on: July 26, 2014, 02:38:30 PM »
Dave R
You have a British flag in your profile - Are you really British? You seem to understand Canada, Canadian culture and Canadians pretty well.
Lived there? Canadian friends? Canadian in the UK?


In the early 1900's two of my Grandad's brothers emmigrated to the U.S. & Canada.
In 1940 my Mother (aged 13) was evacuated to Canada to stay with her Aunt & Uncle.
She was there for 4 years living in Oshawa & sailed home in Dec 1944 from Halifax NS.
Apparently, she loved every minute of it & didn't want to come home  :ahhh
I think I must have inherited a love of all things Canadian from her.  :rofl:

I don't know if Canada could have been that good, she left there to come home to the UK while the war was still on!
No Life Club Posts: 2,603 First and Only
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #96 on: July 26, 2014, 05:07:12 PM »
If Def travels in foreign countries, how does he survive without his Poutine? Or does he carry some canned Poutine with him?


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No Life Club Posts: 1,679 Straight Silver!
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #97 on: July 26, 2014, 05:11:12 PM »
If Def travels in foreign countries, how does he survive without his Poutine? Or does he carry some canned Poutine with him?


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A can of Poutine in the left back pocket, between the Robertson screwdriver and a can of spray-on maple syrup would be my guess.  :D
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,681 Tool Carrying Linux User
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #98 on: July 26, 2014, 05:18:12 PM »
If Def travels in foreign countries, how does he survive without his Poutine? Or does he carry some canned Poutine with him?


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I had to look up Poutine,

first, it sounds good.
second.  I have made something EXTREMELY similar before.

If I can help, let me know 
No Life Club Posts: 1,679 Straight Silver!
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #99 on: July 26, 2014, 06:33:37 PM »
I had to look up Poutine,

first, it sounds good.
second.  I have made something EXTREMELY similar before.

Please step to the front of the line, sir.
You can leave your american passport with the customs officer.
A canadian certificate of citizenship will be presented to you after crossing the border.
Welcome to your new life, eh?


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,681 Tool Carrying Linux User
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #100 on: July 26, 2014, 06:43:20 PM »
I had to look up Poutine,

first, it sounds good.
second.  I have made something EXTREMELY similar before.

Please step to the front of the line, sir.
You can leave your american passport with the customs officer.
A canadian certificate of citizenship will be presented to you after crossing the border.
Welcome to your new life, eh?


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I expected such statements,  but it still sounds good

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Administrator Zombie Apprentice Posts: 12,352 I am geek, hear me code
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #101 on: July 26, 2014, 06:51:31 PM »
there's a lot of great Canadian cuisine...

you must of course have a beaver tail for dessert after your poutine...

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Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,750
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #102 on: July 26, 2014, 06:57:22 PM »
Mmmmmm bever tail.... :drool:


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No Life Club Posts: 2,603 First and Only
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #103 on: July 26, 2014, 07:35:13 PM »
And don't forget your marmite for breakfast!


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Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #104 on: July 26, 2014, 08:56:16 PM »
Did you know Def also works part time as a Super Hero?

Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,681 Tool Carrying Linux User
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #105 on: July 26, 2014, 08:57:43 PM »
Did you know Def also works part time as a Super Hero?

(Image removed from quote.)

that is who he is the sidekick for, 

Def looks like this when helping others


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Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #106 on: July 26, 2014, 10:01:15 PM »
Def learned about hockey at an early age.

No Life Club Posts: 3,543
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #107 on: July 26, 2014, 10:17:25 PM »
Hm.. seems the most popular Giveaway thread.. I guess people really crave that Eat'N'Tool  :whistle:

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Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #108 on: July 26, 2014, 10:22:58 PM »
If you have a problem.
If no one else can help & if you can find Def.
Maybe you can hire

No Life Club Posts: 2,281 Yersinia Pestis & Campylobacter Jejuni!
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #109 on: July 26, 2014, 10:25:10 PM »
Hm.. seems the most popular Giveaway thread.. I guess people really crave that Eat'N'Tool  :whistle:

The was one in another giveaway, which I somehow missed. :facepalm:
But this one is waaay more fun.  :whistle:

Once you go black you never go back
@blackdiamonds_42
No Life Club Posts: 2,281 Yersinia Pestis & Campylobacter Jejuni!
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #110 on: July 26, 2014, 10:30:30 PM »
Q: What's Def's best use for multi tool pliers?





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A: Round off bolt heads.

Once you go black you never go back
@blackdiamonds_42
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,681 Tool Carrying Linux User
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #111 on: July 26, 2014, 10:32:48 PM »
If you have a problem.
If no one else can help & if you can find Def.
Maybe you can hire

(Image removed from quote.)

 :rofl:   I LOVE the A-Team,  have the complete set on DVD,  and am very familiar with the opening dialect.  so this was EXTRA funny to me

If I can help, let me know 
No Life Club Posts: 2,281 Yersinia Pestis & Campylobacter Jejuni!
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #112 on: July 26, 2014, 10:37:35 PM »
Q: What's Def's best second use for multi tool pliers?





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A: Setting a blood blister.

Once you go black you never go back
@blackdiamonds_42
Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #113 on: July 27, 2014, 01:33:03 AM »
I bet Def falls for this one every time.



Global Moderator No Life Club Posts: 3,008
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #114 on: July 27, 2014, 03:30:38 AM »
Dave R
You have a British flag in your profile - Are you really British? You seem to understand Canada, Canadian culture and Canadians pretty well.
Lived there? Canadian friends? Canadian in the UK?


In the early 1900's two of my Grandad's brothers emmigrated to the U.S. & Canada.
In 1940 my Mother (aged 13) was evacuated to Canada to stay with her Aunt & Uncle.
She was there for 4 years living in Oshawa & sailed home in Dec 1944 from Halifax NS.
Apparently, she loved every minute of it & didn't want to come home  :ahhh
I think I must have inherited a love of all things Canadian from her.  :rofl:
I don't know if Canada could have been that good, she left there to come home to the UK while the war was still on!

Thanks Dave - Nice, interesting story.
I've been to Canada a few times, and despite everything that is writtten in this thread, all of which is 100% true of course,  I love it - and Canadians are not bad either - eh?
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,681 Tool Carrying Linux User
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #115 on: July 27, 2014, 05:04:19 AM »


I know you are not,  but the smiley was too cool to not use

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Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 23,133 Wooooo!
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #116 on: July 27, 2014, 05:32:58 AM »


I know you are not,  but the smiley was too cool to not use

That's great Detron :rofl:

K-Tibbs
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,681 Tool Carrying Linux User
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #117 on: July 27, 2014, 05:34:07 AM »


I know you are not,  but the smiley was too cool to not use

That's great Detron :rofl:

I sure though it was epic!   one of the best I have ever seen

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No Life Club Posts: 2,281 Yersinia Pestis & Campylobacter Jejuni!
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #118 on: July 27, 2014, 11:16:52 AM »


I know you are not,  but the smiley was too cool to not use

A troll image and an apology in one post?

Not sure if Canadian or not?

Once you go black you never go back
@blackdiamonds_42
Hero Member Posts: 738
Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #119 on: July 27, 2014, 02:28:20 PM »
During a recent Royal visit to Canada Def was introduced to the Queen & Prince Charles.


 

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