What could possibly go wrong?

[zoidberg]

Miller , Miller , Miller , Peter  .

It is funny at work the other day I was talking to one of my colleagues about getting old & becoming sensible & he talked about selling the motor bike at 30 then selling the chainsaw at 40 not sure what happens at 50 & 60  .

A good buddy a few months ago had a chain saw accident, cut through to his thigh bone  , mind you he was standing on his Landcruiser's roof when it happened  . Ollie drinks XXXX so it is not surprising(a south Aussie drinking Queensland beer  )

Smmuuurrrrfffff that!    No chaps?    Is he okay? How did it happen? I feel sick just thinking about it. 

[MultiMat]

Miller , Miller , Miller , Peter  .

It is funny at work the other day I was talking to one of my colleagues about getting old & becoming sensible & he talked about selling the motor bike at 30 then selling the chainsaw at 40 not sure what happens at 50 & 60  .

A good buddy a few months ago had a chain saw accident, cut through to his thigh bone  , mind you he was standing on his Landcruiser's roof when it happened  . Ollie drinks XXXX so it is not surprising(a south Aussie drinking Queensland beer  )

Smmuuurrrrfffff that!    No chaps?    Is he okay? How did it happen? I feel sick just thinking about it. 

He was standing on his Landcruisers roof trimming a large branch on his property(a small farm) not sure how the chainsaw bit him but he was BLOODY lucky it did not cause bone damage or cut a major blood vessel he did need a big operation , he was really sore & has only just now stopped limping. The scaring looks like a big shark bite  .
Chainsaws do prefer to cut flesh over wood , its so soft 

[zoidberg]

Miller , Miller , Miller , Peter  .

It is funny at work the other day I was talking to one of my colleagues about getting old & becoming sensible & he talked about selling the motor bike at 30 then selling the chainsaw at 40 not sure what happens at 50 & 60  .

A good buddy a few months ago had a chain saw accident, cut through to his thigh bone  , mind you he was standing on his Landcruiser's roof when it happened  . Ollie drinks XXXX so it is not surprising(a south Aussie drinking Queensland beer  )

Smmuuurrrrfffff that!    No chaps?    Is he okay? How did it happen? I feel sick just thinking about it. 

He was standing on his Landcruisers roof trimming a large branch on his property(a small farm) not sure how the chainsaw bit him but he was BLOODY lucky it did not cause bone damage or cut a major blood vessel he did need a big operation , he was really sore & has only just now stopped limping. The scaring looks like a big shark bite  .
Chainsaws do prefer to cut flesh over wood , its so soft 

Just reading about it makes me want to hurl.
I get laughed at wearing all the gear but I've seen what can happen.
Your mate should buy a lotto ticket.

[MultiMat]

Miller , Miller , Miller , Peter  .

It is funny at work the other day I was talking to one of my colleagues about getting old & becoming sensible & he talked about selling the motor bike at 30 then selling the chainsaw at 40 not sure what happens at 50 & 60  .

A good buddy a few months ago had a chain saw accident, cut through to his thigh bone  , mind you he was standing on his Landcruiser's roof when it happened  . Ollie drinks XXXX so it is not surprising(a south Aussie drinking Queensland beer  )

Smmuuurrrrfffff that!    No chaps?    Is he okay? How did it happen? I feel sick just thinking about it. 

He was standing on his Landcruisers roof trimming a large branch on his property(a small farm) not sure how the chainsaw bit him but he was BLOODY lucky it did not cause bone damage or cut a major blood vessel he did need a big operation , he was really sore & has only just now stopped limping. The scaring looks like a big shark bite  .
Chainsaws do prefer to cut flesh over wood , its so soft 

Just reading about it makes me want to hurl.
I get laughed at wearing all the gear but I've seen what can happen.
Your mate should buy a lotto ticket.

Ollie has a bit of a charmed life, it did not surprise me that A. he did it & B. he was ok  .

[gregozedobe]

I rate chainsaws as probably the most dangerous tool available to the general public (with rotary electric saws second most dangerous).  Saws designed to cut through wood quickly can make short work of flesh and bone 

[PTRSAK]

I rate chainsaws as probably the most dangerous tool available to the general public (with rotary electric saws second most dangerous).  Saws designed to cut through wood quickly can make short work of flesh and bone 

IMO the 9 inch grinder is more dangerous than a chainsaw. Those things can kick back like a mothersmurfer.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Plus one on the docs cutter grinder!!! I've seem more than one person muller there legs on those bloody things

Sent from the astropathic choir.

[zoidberg]

Yeah those three can kick like a pissed off mule. 

[ironraven]

What could go wrong... you could pour the beer into the chainsaw.