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It was a dark and stormy night....

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hr Offline enki_ck

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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #270 on: November 27, 2014, 04:12:11 PM
... the pink kayak with ...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #271 on: November 27, 2014, 04:43:50 PM
...pink swimsuit...awkward looking...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #272 on: November 27, 2014, 05:02:37 PM
Def put on the extra small swimsuit, and Megan turned red because...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #273 on: November 27, 2014, 05:09:05 PM
...they were just getting ready to be seated in a 3 stars Michelin stars French restaurant in France, and they still need to find parking, so she...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #274 on: November 27, 2014, 05:10:14 PM
got out the whip, and started to laugh while she...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #275 on: November 27, 2014, 06:18:53 PM
 :facepalm:
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #276 on: November 27, 2014, 06:19:16 PM
cracked the whip shouting at Def to dance. Def started dancing in the style of ....
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #277 on: November 27, 2014, 06:46:24 PM
Seventies disco


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #278 on: November 27, 2014, 07:07:35 PM
With the style and grace of a drunk orangatang
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #279 on: November 27, 2014, 07:16:58 PM
That dress did not give mercy


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #280 on: November 27, 2014, 09:27:06 PM
Instead it gave 'merci', because they were in France (or at least French-speaking Canada).


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #281 on: November 27, 2014, 09:30:45 PM
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #282 on: November 27, 2014, 11:56:43 PM
A year has now passed, Def is still wearing the little black dress, unable to remove it. After much research, enki_ck discovers the dress must be cut off using a magical Leatherman Raptor. But where is it located?
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #283 on: November 28, 2014, 12:07:52 AM
East of the Sun, and west of the Moon.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #284 on: November 28, 2014, 01:17:39 AM
Where the rivers flow uphill and the turtles cry at the sign of...
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #285 on: November 28, 2014, 02:09:52 AM
... the revered Red Cross, symbol of .....
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #286 on: November 28, 2014, 05:09:54 AM
...swiss army knights, so Enki_ck set sail on a...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #287 on: November 28, 2014, 07:37:00 AM
....giant sea snail.
« Last Edit: November 28, 2014, 10:29:41 AM by tosh »
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #288 on: November 28, 2014, 08:03:09 AM
.. that pulled a chariot made from a giant sea shell.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #289 on: November 28, 2014, 08:22:35 AM
...then all the mods and admins jump onto the same snail, and it is feeling awfully crowded.  So JD wiped out his cane and...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #290 on: November 28, 2014, 12:30:37 PM
said "whoops, that's not my cane!"  He tries again, this time getting the right one.  He waves it around, and accidentally...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #291 on: November 28, 2014, 01:30:20 PM
Knocks Def in to the water. Def yelles


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #292 on: November 28, 2014, 05:17:40 PM
...Eureka!...while a bunch of great white refrigerators and polar bears are fast approaching, and he began to...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #293 on: November 28, 2014, 05:20:03 PM
swim back to the sea shell. As he reached the sea shell, Megan went to help him in and grabbed hold of Def's ......
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #294 on: November 28, 2014, 05:22:39 PM
night stick.  With one swift tug, Megan managed to...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #295 on: November 28, 2014, 05:44:44 PM
snap it in half, leaving Def still clinging on. So Megan reached down and grabbed ....
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #296 on: November 28, 2014, 05:49:15 PM
---You have now tuned into late night television, where anything can happen---


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #297 on: November 29, 2014, 01:00:59 PM
Def suddenly sits upright in his own bed at home. Was all this nightmare?

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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #298 on: November 29, 2014, 03:45:21 PM
But the dress says othervise


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #299 on: November 29, 2014, 04:22:55 PM
...he looks outside his window, and a gigantic...


 

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