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de Offline Sweety-Sama

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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #450 on: December 05, 2014, 10:23:55 PM
Cutting defs hair off by accident


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #451 on: December 05, 2014, 10:31:09 PM
If a dark and stormy night caught you, is better to be prepared, so let's go get a SAK >:D


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #452 on: December 05, 2014, 10:32:57 PM
No!!!!!! cried Def, as he pulled out his own light sabre. He flipped the switch and .......
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #453 on: December 05, 2014, 10:35:37 PM
The corkscrew fell off


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #454 on: December 05, 2014, 10:39:29 PM
For that very reason one need a SAK, corscrew will never fall out :rant:

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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #455 on: December 05, 2014, 10:42:33 PM
SAK with corkscrew is like a fortress  :ahhh


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #456 on: December 05, 2014, 11:56:13 PM
Quote from: Caranthanus on December 05, 2014, 10:42:33 PM
SAK with corkscrew is like a fortress  :ahhh


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Yet as Def found, there is so little need for a corkscrew when one only drinks suds with screw tops....
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #457 on: December 06, 2014, 12:26:45 AM
Dropping the light sabre, Def pulled out his exclusive MTO .....
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #458 on: December 06, 2014, 01:20:32 AM
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #459 on: December 06, 2014, 05:29:46 AM
with 142 tools in the 4th, 5th, and 6th dimensions, so it folds into a compact package no bigger than a Secretary.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #460 on: December 06, 2014, 08:00:43 AM
But Secretaries are mean, if they are folded like that. This Def had learned the hard way.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #461 on: December 06, 2014, 08:11:47 AM
"Either way I am a Marketing SpeSmurfpillst not a Secretary" Megan said
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #462 on: December 06, 2014, 08:27:28 AM
And slapped yoda so hard he...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #463 on: December 06, 2014, 08:54:29 AM
Said Smurf.

Using his Jedi powers, a Leatherman Crunch lying nearby flew through the air and clamped itself onto Def's big toe. Def tried to remove it, but it would't budge, so Megan .....
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #464 on: December 06, 2014, 09:39:49 AM
Said "hold still Def" as she opened here Serrated Spartan. "This is going to...."
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #465 on: December 06, 2014, 10:16:27 AM
...feel great! And then she...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #466 on: December 06, 2014, 01:01:03 PM
Got herself an LM Wave. End of story.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #467 on: December 06, 2014, 01:07:26 PM
...Until she discovered MTO.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #468 on: December 06, 2014, 01:18:35 PM
But what about the Leatherman Crunch still attached to Def's big toe.

Megan tugged, and tugged, but it wouldn't budge. Who is the the 'special one' that can remove it?
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #469 on: December 06, 2014, 01:34:02 PM
All MTO mods came, and said "we are special ones"
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #470 on: December 06, 2014, 02:09:11 PM
Then they sat down in a circle around Def and began to...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #471 on: December 06, 2014, 02:18:57 PM
meditate
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #472 on: December 06, 2014, 03:04:38 PM
Chanting some chants


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #473 on: December 06, 2014, 03:22:50 PM
...."AooouuummmMTO.... AooouuummmMTO.....AooouuummmMTO.."


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #474 on: December 06, 2014, 03:29:28 PM
The Crunch started to loosen ....
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #475 on: December 06, 2014, 03:38:41 PM
Hear that cracking noise? The crunch is about to break!


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #476 on: December 06, 2014, 03:41:06 PM
...."AooouuummmMTO.... AooouuummmMTO.....Aooouuumm


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #477 on: December 06, 2014, 05:39:37 PM
The Crunch shattered into a thousand pieces, freeing Def's toe.

This was lucky for Kirky as the MTO Mods were about to sacrifice him using a ....
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #478 on: December 06, 2014, 05:41:30 PM
Skeletool purple!


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #479 on: December 06, 2014, 07:10:35 PM
But little they know about Kirky
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