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Swiss Army Knights Banner
on: November 23, 2014, 09:28:25 PM
Who wants to be a Swiss Army Knight?

Yes, you can post in this forum if you aren't a Knight, but if you get a banner (see the banner on the left) then everyone will know your dedication to the Swiss Army Knights!

How do you get one?  Simple- declare your dedication to the Swiss Army Knights by reciting The Oath and posting a photo of your EDC SAK.

I, _____your name here_____, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

If that oath looks familiar then you must be an old school SOSAK member!  :SAKnight:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #1 on: November 23, 2014, 09:34:58 PM
What does it mean to be a Swiss Army Knight
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #2 on: November 23, 2014, 09:35:57 PM
I, enki_ck, being of relatively sound mind (yeah, right :rofl: ) and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.



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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #3 on: November 23, 2014, 09:37:57 PM
What does it mean to be a Swiss Army Knight

To spread the love for the best pocket tool ever invented. ;) And carry it regularly to help the people in need.  :SAKnight:


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #4 on: November 23, 2014, 09:41:21 PM
What does it mean to be a Swiss Army Knight

In the old days, on a site far, far away, true SAK enthusiasts joined a certain Secret Order to uphold all that was truly SAK.  While that Order still exists, it has grown boring and wayward.  The true followers of the SAK have gathered here to continue the tradition and uphold the ideals originally set forth in the Order.

That's what it means to be a Swiss Army Knight.

Plus you get a banner.

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #5 on: November 23, 2014, 09:41:38 PM
What does it mean to be a Swiss Army Knight

To spread the love for the best pocket tool ever invented. ;) And carry it regularly to help the people in need.  :SAKnight:
Does that include Wengers? Kidding :rofl:


I, Etherealicer, being capable to write my name, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #6 on: November 23, 2014, 09:45:19 PM
Me, me, me

I, Corwyn, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.
 
Main edc keeps changing between SwissChamp and Compact, but this little guy never leaves my side:
Corwyn of Multitool, the First of His name, King of Victorinox, King of Leatherman, Gerber and the First Generation SOG, Lord of the Seven Wrenches, Protector of the Forum, Khal of the Bushes, called Corwyn Toolborn, the Unsharpened, Father of SAKs.


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #7 on: November 23, 2014, 09:46:09 PM
What does it mean to be a Swiss Army Knight

To spread the love for the best pocket tool ever invented. ;) And carry it regularly to help the people in need.  :SAKnight:
Does that include Wengers? Kidding :rofl:


I, Etherealicer, being capable to write my name, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

No picture?  :P

And yes, it most definitely includes Wengers.  :D

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #8 on: November 23, 2014, 09:47:20 PM
What does it mean to be a Swiss Army Knight

To spread the love for the best pocket tool ever invented. ;) And carry it regularly to help the people in need.  :SAKnight:
Does that include Wengers? Kidding :rofl:


I, Etherealicer, being capable to write my name, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part I die and my collection is passed on to my successor.
Just noted that the oath is all wrong, SAKS DO NOT RUST
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #9 on: November 23, 2014, 09:50:05 PM
What does it mean to be a Swiss Army Knight

To spread the love for the best pocket tool ever invented. ;) And carry it regularly to help the people in need.  :SAKnight:
Does that include Wengers? Kidding :rofl:


I, Etherealicer, being capable to write my name, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part I die and my collection is passed on to my successor.
Just noted that the oath is all wrong, SAKS DO NOT RUST

Exactly, so you shall never be apart
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #10 on: November 23, 2014, 09:50:37 PM
Bingo.  :D

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #11 on: November 23, 2014, 09:52:27 PM
I, Styx, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

P.S. I wanna be buried with my SAK, just in case
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #12 on: November 23, 2014, 09:54:28 PM
Are all your cameras broken. :twak:

Or did everyone drop them in a lake? :P


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #13 on: November 23, 2014, 09:54:59 PM
 :worthless: ... you
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #14 on: November 23, 2014, 09:56:07 PM
I, Sir Guy Of SAKs (aka SAK Guy), being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #15 on: November 23, 2014, 09:58:52 PM
Are all your cameras broken. :twak:

Or did everyone drop them in a lake? :P

That's hilarious!

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #16 on: November 23, 2014, 10:01:05 PM

I, 3in1, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.




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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #17 on: November 23, 2014, 10:03:10 PM
I, zoidberg, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to use my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.



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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #18 on: November 23, 2014, 10:04:26 PM
Apologies



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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #19 on: November 23, 2014, 10:10:14 PM
I, Smashie, being of sound mind and body (a complete basket case), hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to use my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #20 on: November 23, 2014, 10:10:35 PM
I still post a pic now and then on the sosak .

It's gotten slow over there.

I, JAfromMn, being of unsound mind and pretty sound body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to use my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #21 on: November 23, 2014, 10:11:04 PM
Caught up to here....

:D

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #22 on: November 23, 2014, 10:12:27 PM
By the way boss, I think the Charter member banner is broken. It seems to appear double to people...
Corwyn of Multitool, the First of His name, King of Victorinox, King of Leatherman, Gerber and the First Generation SOG, Lord of the Seven Wrenches, Protector of the Forum, Khal of the Bushes, called Corwyn Toolborn, the Unsharpened, Father of SAKs.


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #23 on: November 23, 2014, 10:14:20 PM
Yeah, that's a glitch in the Matrix.  For some reason all Charters have Charter listed as primary and secondary membergroups.  We'll leave it as is for now until we are sure that altering it doesn't mess up the way the Charter Membership is set up. 

Thanks for pointing it out though.  :D

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #24 on: November 23, 2014, 10:14:47 PM
LOL Grant - that's a trip back to the old days isn't it? Good idea for some fun.  :tu:

I, Joe58, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #25 on: November 23, 2014, 10:17:11 PM
I, Crow, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #26 on: November 23, 2014, 10:25:39 PM
It certainly is a great trip back to the good old days Joe!  I've been wanting to do something like this for a while, but I didn't want to hide this forum like SOSAK was. 

Swiss Army Knights are proud and open, not secretive and hidey.  :D

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Reply #27 on: November 23, 2014, 10:41:12 PM
I, Higgins617, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #28 on: November 23, 2014, 10:41:45 PM
I, coSAK, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

Actually having two alternating EDCs, my Bubinga Ranger and my lovely black Compact.
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #29 on: November 23, 2014, 10:42:35 PM
Nice banner...but I no longer EDC a SAK.  :salute:
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