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us Offline batosai117

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #60 on: November 24, 2014, 09:53:49 AM
I, batosai117, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #61 on: November 24, 2014, 10:02:54 AM

I, kirk13 aka :kirky: , being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.



Still lovin' that pic!!! :2tu:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #62 on: November 24, 2014, 10:08:46 AM
I, hiraethus, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.



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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #63 on: November 24, 2014, 11:24:06 AM

I, kirk13 aka :kirky: , being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.



Still lovin' that pic!!! :2tu:

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Funny thing is I had to run it through two different photo editors to get it like that,and I'm still not altogether happy
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #64 on: November 24, 2014, 11:59:05 AM
I, Blade runner, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.
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Reply #65 on: November 24, 2014, 12:10:07 PM
I, "Rabid Claws" firiki :D, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #66 on: November 24, 2014, 12:32:01 PM
And caught up.  :D

Welcome to the Swiss Army Knights!

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #67 on: November 24, 2014, 12:53:39 PM
And caught up.  :D

Welcome to the Swiss Army Knights!

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #68 on: November 24, 2014, 12:56:05 PM
And caught up.  :D

Welcome to the Swiss Army Knights!

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Thank you  :salute:


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #69 on: November 24, 2014, 01:18:17 PM
And caught up.  :D

Welcome to the Swiss Army Knights!

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #70 on: November 24, 2014, 01:27:21 PM
I, dks, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #71 on: November 24, 2014, 02:55:09 PM
I, Whoey, being a relatively hoopy frood, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.





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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #72 on: November 24, 2014, 02:57:42 PM
I, Megan, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #73 on: November 24, 2014, 03:17:43 PM

I, _____your name here_____, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

Ok, knight me! I just hope this doesn't happen to me:


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #74 on: November 24, 2014, 03:23:13 PM

I, _____your name here_____, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

Ok, knight me! I just hope this doesn't happen to me:
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #75 on: November 24, 2014, 03:26:45 PM
I, Chris (chris.customworks), being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.



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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #76 on: November 24, 2014, 03:30:08 PM

I, _____your name here_____, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

Ok, knight me! I just hope this doesn't happen to me:
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:facepalm:, didn't you forget domething

No, I did EXACTLY as I was told...
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #77 on: November 24, 2014, 03:45:24 PM
I, Sir Magentus of Bath, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.



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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #78 on: November 24, 2014, 03:51:54 PM

I, _____your name here_____, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

Ok, knight me! I just hope this doesn't happen to me:
(Image removed from quote.)
:facepalm:, didn't you forget domething

No, I did EXACTLY as I was told...
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[...]Simple- declare your dedication to the Swiss Army Knights by reciting The Oath and posting a photo of your EDC SAK.


No, you didn't! Recite means to "say aloud", no writing involved! Also the SAK is too well hidden in your photo... :whistle:
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Reply #79 on: November 24, 2014, 03:57:26 PM

I, _____your name here_____, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

Ok, knight me! I just hope this doesn't happen to me:
(Image removed from quote.)
:facepalm:, didn't you forget domething

No, I did EXACTLY as I was told...
 :whistle:

[...]Simple- declare your dedication to the Swiss Army Knights by reciting The Oath and posting a photo of your EDC SAK.


No, you didn't! Recite means to "say aloud", no writing involved! Also the SAK is too well hidden in your photo... :whistle:

I did say it out loud, I just had it writen because I can't remember long sentences.

As for the SAK, it's a Climber with Camo scales...

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Reply #80 on: November 24, 2014, 04:18:38 PM
I don't know if this will have any legal value, being so far from the truth as it is, but...

I, pfrsantos, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.


Note: The terms "sound mind" and "good standing", being applied to the afore mentioned creature, are to be considered in the loosest form possible.

Today's SAK is the Bantam. Sometimes the Sportsman. Or the Climber. Or the Secretary. The Signature Lite. The Cadet. A new one I may get.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

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Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #81 on: November 24, 2014, 04:32:59 PM
I, Gary Burett (@beergrylls) being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

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Reply #82 on: November 24, 2014, 05:21:39 PM
I, derekmac, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.    :salute:



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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #83 on: November 24, 2014, 05:47:37 PM
I, Ken Hyatt or hyatt181, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #84 on: November 24, 2014, 05:54:40 PM
I, The MadPlumbarian, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #85 on: November 24, 2014, 06:06:17 PM
I was thinking (i know, bad habit), and I realized, I have more SAKs than any other type of MT. Also, my Minichamp is always by my side (even at home). Therefore I shall pledge my alliance:

I, Ragnarok (AKA El Rago), being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.



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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #86 on: November 24, 2014, 06:09:47 PM
I, 50ft-trad, no longer having a 50ft-trad, and potentially subject to being renamed at some non-specific point in the future, but still being mildly eccentric and furnished with a beard, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing, though possibly leaning slightly starboard if my knee is playing up, in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to take the piss out of anything that moves, and where necessary things that don’t, yield not to the pressures of conformity, and enable those unburdened with whatever the dicussed tool of the moment may be, carry whatever the hell I like, whenever I like, subject to the needs of the day, keeping my Sheffield made knives high on my list of true favourites, frequently sporting a modern OHO folder and knifeless modded pliers based tool instead, but never, and I repeat NEVER being without ownership of a trusty and honourable Swiss Army knife till rust do us part.




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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #87 on: November 24, 2014, 06:11:38 PM
Now how did I miss this one ...  ???

A Swiss Knight ...  :dd:

I, Top-Gear-24 (a.k.a. Eric Meuris), being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #88 on: November 24, 2014, 06:32:15 PM
I, Grathr , being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.




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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
Reply #89 on: November 24, 2014, 06:40:54 PM
This new honour reminds me of the 1st time I was knighted, by the Queen... :dd:
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