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MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?

us Offline Lynn LeFey

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MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
on: November 29, 2014, 11:06:10 PM
I'm within a few hundred of Absolutely No Life.

Madplumbarian is currently a few hundred posts behind me, but posting like a... a... MadPlumbarian.

I think he's gonna beat me to that most prestigious level of insanity.


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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #1 on: November 30, 2014, 12:24:09 AM
I'm within a few hundred of Absolutely No Life.

Madplumbarian is currently a few hundred posts behind me, but posting like a... a... MadPlumbarian.

I think he's gonna beat me to that most prestigious level of insanity.
Ahhh, I'm in no race. Everyone's just got me trying to make it by the new year.. JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #2 on: November 30, 2014, 12:27:15 AM
WOW Mad P and I were closer a few weeks ago. 

Looks like it will be a 3 way race
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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #3 on: November 30, 2014, 01:30:19 AM
WOW Mad P and I were closer a few weeks ago. 

Looks like it will be a 3 way race
Dang, you too? JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #4 on: November 30, 2014, 03:50:33 AM
Let me sweeten the pot then- a free bottle of Uncle Def's Premium Tool Oil to the first one of you three to make it to 5,000 posts!



You know you want it!  :D

Def
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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #5 on: November 30, 2014, 04:17:47 AM
That is a sweet deal.  :tu:  I'm super jealous.  :gimme:  Who is it gonna be?  :ahhh


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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #6 on: November 30, 2014, 05:07:12 AM
Should we put money on this race?  Who's my horse gonna be :think:  I'll put $1 on JR :whistle:
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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #7 on: November 30, 2014, 05:27:37 AM
 :popcorn:
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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #8 on: November 30, 2014, 05:34:18 AM
Congratulations to the three of you on your imminent promotions.  :cheers:


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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #9 on: November 30, 2014, 05:37:21 AM
I guess I'll have to post like a Madplumbarian too then.   
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Reply #10 on: November 30, 2014, 05:51:13 AM
Omg your guys are nuts! JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #11 on: November 30, 2014, 06:07:07 AM
Don't let me down JR-I've got a lot riding on this :pok: :rofl:
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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #12 on: November 30, 2014, 06:10:33 AM
Don't let me down JR-I've got a lot riding on this :pok: :rofl:
Lol, what a buck, hell I've already spent that on you! So :P JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #13 on: November 30, 2014, 06:13:18 AM
Don't let me down JR-I've got a lot riding on this :pok: :rofl:
Lol, what a buck, hell I've already spent that on you! So :P JR

Hey that's like a third of a gallon of gas man :pok:
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Reply #14 on: November 30, 2014, 06:20:10 AM
Don't let me down JR-I've got a lot riding on this :pok: :rofl:
Lol, what a buck, hell I've already spent that on you! So :P JR

Hey that's like a third of a gallon of gas man :pok:
Gas, what's that :think: the last time I bought "myself" gas was over six years ago! JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #15 on: November 30, 2014, 06:24:34 AM
12 Potatoes on Lynn!
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Reply #16 on: November 30, 2014, 06:32:58 AM
12 Potatoes on Lynn!
I could go for a loaded baked one of those,, but the wife used them all up the other day.. JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #17 on: November 30, 2014, 06:35:11 AM
You're making me hungry :pok: :pok: :pok: I wouldn't mind some fried with a little vinegar on top :gimme: :drool:
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Reply #18 on: November 30, 2014, 06:40:28 AM
You're making me hungry :pok: :pok: :pok: I wouldn't mind some fried with a little vinegar on top :gimme: :drool:
I got about at least three two pound bags of fries, along with a deepfryer,, :D JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #19 on: November 30, 2014, 06:41:40 AM
Hahahahahaha I'll be over in an hour!
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Reply #20 on: November 30, 2014, 06:46:37 AM
Hahahahahaha I'll be over in an hour!
Lol, I got vinegar and all sorts of dips too! :) Jr
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #21 on: November 30, 2014, 08:15:52 AM
Let me sweeten the pot then- a free bottle of Uncle Def's Premium Tool Oil to the first one of you three to make it to 5,000 posts!



You know you want it!  :D

Def

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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #22 on: November 30, 2014, 08:31:05 AM
Let me sweeten the pot then- a free bottle of Uncle Def's Premium Tool Oil to the first one of you three to make it to 5,000 posts!



You know you want it!  :D

Def

...little known fact.  The major ingredient is refined clarified lard. Don't believe me? Taste it, you can still taste the chicken from the NLC "welcoming ceremony"
...and I no longer want anything in a bottle from Def.  :P


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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #23 on: November 30, 2014, 08:40:32 AM
Nice incentive Def.  :tu:
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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #24 on: November 30, 2014, 09:09:55 AM
HEY! No fair! You guys have been posting while I was at a friend's house getting boozed up.  :drink:

Grant, super cool of you to offer the incentive. :tu:

Considering how the others post, I don't think I really have a chance.  :D


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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #25 on: November 30, 2014, 09:24:03 AM
HEY! No fair! You guys have been posting while I was at a friend's house getting boozed up.  :drink:

Grant, super cool of you to offer the incentive. :tu:

Considering how the others post, I don't think I really have a chance.  :D

Tell me your password and we'll take em down.  >:D


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Re: MadPlumbarian or me: Who has Absolutely No Life?
Reply #26 on: November 30, 2014, 02:22:59 PM
Hurry up guys... or I'm gonna be there first >:D
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Reply #27 on: November 30, 2014, 02:34:14 PM
Hahahahahaha I'll be over in an hour!
Lol, I got vinegar and all sorts of dips too! :) Jr
Sounds good to me :)
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Reply #28 on: November 30, 2014, 05:58:29 PM
HEY! No fair! You guys have been posting while I was at a friend's house getting boozed up.  :drink:

Grant, super cool of you to offer the incentive. :tu:

Considering how the others post, I don't think I really have a chance.  :D
Oh pease, your still like 150 ahead of me.. JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


 

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