Don't drink stuff that's ON FIRE.Don't answer 'yes' to 'does this make me look fat?'
Stay away from trampolines.
Quote from: Lynn LeFey on December 04, 2014, 03:32:12 AMStay away from trampolines.I've survived my experiences on those, but I did once witness and have to come to the aid of a friend having a VERY NASTY accident on one of those He was trying to see how high he could bounce and got a bit wayward mid air. As he landed with one leg either side of the spring it stretched open, then contracted back shut and his .... you know ... got caught in it. Several of us had to "carefully" climb on to weight it down and stretch the spring enough so he could be released and dragged off. That day I heard some of the most cringeworthy screams I have ever heard ...
Don't die...
Don't do anything that begins with the phrase 'hold my beer'.
Don't smurf with Grizzly bears. If you must do so, do it with a friend who is slower than you.
Quote from: ducttapetech on December 04, 2014, 12:27:07 PMDon't smurf with Grizzly bears. If you must do so, do it with a friend who is slower than you.Really?...(Image removed from quote.)
Quote from: pfrsantos on December 04, 2014, 02:31:50 PMQuote from: ducttapetech on December 04, 2014, 12:27:07 PMDon't smurf with Grizzly bears. If you must do so, do it with a friend who is slower than you.Really?...(Image removed from quote.) That's a brown bear........Lol
Make sure it really is a million to one against chance before you try it!