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us Offline Lynn LeFey

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Rules for living a longer life
on: December 04, 2014, 03:22:47 AM
Don't drink stuff that's ON FIRE.

Don't answer 'yes' to 'does this make me look fat?'


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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #1 on: December 04, 2014, 03:30:55 AM
Don't drink stuff that's ON FIRE.

Don't answer 'yes' to 'does this make me look fat?'

If you don't want the answer, don't ask the smurfing question  >:D

Looks like my longevity has been reduced on both counts actually  :P :D :D


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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #2 on: December 04, 2014, 03:32:12 AM
Stay away from trampolines.


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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #3 on: December 04, 2014, 03:39:07 AM
Stay away from trampolines.

I've survived my experiences on those, but I did once witness and have to come to the aid of a friend having a VERY NASTY accident on one of those  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh He was trying to see how high he could bounce and got a bit wayward mid air. As he landed with one leg either side of the spring it stretched open, then contracted back shut and his .... you know ... got caught in  it. Several of us had to "carefully" climb on to weight it down and stretch the spring enough so he could be released and dragged off. That day I heard some of the most cringeworthy screams I have ever heard ...


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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #4 on: December 04, 2014, 03:59:34 AM
Stay away from trampolines.

I've survived my experiences on those, but I did once witness and have to come to the aid of a friend having a VERY NASTY accident on one of those  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh He was trying to see how high he could bounce and got a bit wayward mid air. As he landed with one leg either side of the spring it stretched open, then contracted back shut and his .... you know ... got caught in  it. Several of us had to "carefully" climb on to weight it down and stretch the spring enough so he could be released and dragged off. That day I heard some of the most cringeworthy screams I have ever heard ...

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Re: Rules for living a longer life
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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #6 on: December 04, 2014, 04:06:16 AM
I saw that one earlier today but there wasn't a good reason to post it.


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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #7 on: December 04, 2014, 04:12:17 AM
I was jsut having fun, then alla sudden, johnsonectomy!  :ahhh

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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #8 on: December 04, 2014, 04:16:07 AM
Keep breathing. Ba dom tish.  :P


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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #9 on: December 04, 2014, 04:17:38 AM
Don't do anything that begins with the phrase 'hold my beer'.


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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #10 on: December 04, 2014, 04:38:04 AM
No, you shouldn't "wrastle gaters"


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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #11 on: December 04, 2014, 04:38:56 AM
Don't do anything that includes the word 'inverted'.


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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #12 on: December 04, 2014, 05:09:00 AM
Don't wear a Steeler's jersey in Cleveland.


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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #13 on: December 04, 2014, 11:59:09 AM
Don't try to break off a knife blade with your bare hands.

I really don't know what my brother was expecting... The cut was nice and clean though, right to the bone. (He has kept full dexterity of the finger, no sinews or major nerves cut.)


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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #14 on: December 04, 2014, 12:19:27 PM
Don't die...

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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #15 on: December 04, 2014, 12:21:35 PM
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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #16 on: December 04, 2014, 12:23:11 PM
Don't do anything that begins with the phrase 'hold my beer'.
Also, 'Hey watch this' or 'I wanna try something'
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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #17 on: December 04, 2014, 12:25:04 PM
Don't do any thing that start with the phase "this should work" or "I seen them do it in the movies"
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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #18 on: December 04, 2014, 12:25:58 PM
Don't go bungie jumping without the bungie.
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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #19 on: December 04, 2014, 12:27:07 PM
Don't smurf with Grizzly bears. If you must do so, do it with a friend who is slower than you.
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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #20 on: December 04, 2014, 12:33:39 PM
This is for people who like to use firearms:
Always pointed your loaded firearm at somebody you don't like. You don't want to accidentally shoot a loved one, a friend or more importantly, yourself.

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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #21 on: December 04, 2014, 02:31:50 PM
Don't smurf with Grizzly bears. If you must do so, do it with a friend who is slower than you.

Really?...



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I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #22 on: December 04, 2014, 03:12:02 PM
Stay away from trampolines.

I've survived my experiences on those, but I did once witness and have to come to the aid of a friend having a VERY NASTY accident on one of those  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh He was trying to see how high he could bounce and got a bit wayward mid air. As he landed with one leg either side of the spring it stretched open, then contracted back shut and his .... you know ... got caught in  it. Several of us had to "carefully" climb on to weight it down and stretch the spring enough so he could be released and dragged off. That day I heard some of the most cringeworthy screams I have ever heard ...

I hurt just reading that :ahhh
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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #23 on: December 04, 2014, 03:16:00 PM
Don't smurf with Grizzly bears. If you must do so, do it with a friend who is slower than you.

Really?...

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That's a brown bear........
Lol
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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #24 on: December 04, 2014, 04:18:11 PM
Don't smurf with Grizzly bears. If you must do so, do it with a friend who is slower than you.

Really?...

(Image removed from quote.)

 8) 8)
That's a brown bear........
Lol

Sure, now! It was a grizzly but it smurfed itself all over... that's where the brown comes from.

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I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #25 on: December 04, 2014, 04:25:34 PM
Make sure it really is a million to one against chance before you try it!
There is no beginning,or ending,and for this we are thankful,cos now is hard enough to understand!


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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #26 on: December 04, 2014, 05:25:24 PM
Make sure it really is a million to one against chance before you try it!

Nah, million to one chances happen nine times out of ten.


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Re: Rules for living a longer life
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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #28 on: December 04, 2014, 05:35:58 PM
Simple yet has been a great way for me to enjoy the life I do have,

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Smurf happens so don't whine about it.

Stop complaining.
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Re: Rules for living a longer life
Reply #29 on: December 04, 2014, 08:32:59 PM
"More people get hurt playing than working."  Credit goes to an elderly gentleman I know, and oh how I've seen that to be true.

I have an uncle who says "If you're gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough." 
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