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us Offline Lynn LeFey

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Who would win between...?
on: February 15, 2015, 12:57:10 AM
Just for laughs, and inspired by the Spider-Man thread...

I guess the game is, answer who you think would win the fight suggested in the previous post, and then ask your own.

So...

Who would win between Mr. T and Godzilla?


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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #1 on: February 15, 2015, 12:59:28 AM
Godzilla...but he'd choke on one of Mr T's gold chains...

Between Benner and a polar bear?
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #2 on: February 15, 2015, 10:13:51 AM

Godzilla...but he'd choke on one of Mr T's gold chains...

Between Benner and a polar bear?

Ive got to ask. Who is Benner?


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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #3 on: February 15, 2015, 04:00:51 PM

Godzilla...but he'd choke on one of Mr T's gold chains...

Between Benner and a polar bear?

Ive got to ask. Who is Benner?


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Benner is our third most prolific poster after Def and Mike LOS. I might be wrong(as he's before my time) but he's one of the creators of the lard and punishment chicken rituals. He used to have a thing about fighting polar bears.

Try a different one...

Who win between John Wayne and Darth Vader?
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #4 on: February 15, 2015, 04:14:15 PM


Godzilla...but he'd choke on one of Mr T's gold chains...

Between Benner and a polar bear?

Ive got to ask. Who is Benner?


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Benner is our third most prolific poster after Def and Mike LOS. I might be wrong(as he's before my time) but he's one of the creators of the lard and punishment chicken rituals. He used to have a thing about fighting polar bears.

Try a different one...

Who win between John Wayne and Darth Vader?

Now that you mention it, I have seen that name in some older posts.

Darth Vader would easily dispose of him with the Force.

Who would win in a fight between Bender and a polar bear?


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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #5 on: February 15, 2015, 06:22:19 PM
Bender. Easily.

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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #6 on: February 15, 2015, 06:24:12 PM
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #7 on: February 15, 2015, 08:55:48 PM
Bender. Easily.

Tim Leatherman VS. Carl Elsener

Carl Elsener

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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #8 on: February 15, 2015, 10:38:53 PM
Reynolds every time! Proper gutter fighter :D

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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #9 on: February 15, 2015, 11:04:41 PM
Don't recognize half the people mentioned above, but I'll throw out an interesting face-off:

Steve McQueen vs Clint Eastwood.


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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #10 on: February 15, 2015, 11:38:18 PM
Eastwood IMO, just a proper brawler :)
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Reply #11 on: February 15, 2015, 11:55:51 PM
on the Space marine vs Mandelorian? i'd say it depends on which legion the Space marine is from and what rank he has in it.
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #12 on: February 16, 2015, 12:07:07 AM
Eastwood IMO, just a proper brawler :)

Yeah,but what if they have to jump a motorbike?
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #13 on: February 16, 2015, 12:33:30 AM
Clint would just put a .44 round through whatever he had to jump :D
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #14 on: February 16, 2015, 12:54:04 AM
Clint would just put a .44 round through whatever he had to jump :D

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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #15 on: February 16, 2015, 12:57:58 AM
ROFL! Gotta love the smurf filter :D
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #16 on: February 16, 2015, 03:14:48 AM
On the other hand McQueen was pretty handy with a sawed-off shotgun in "The Magnificent Seven", and also did pretty good with a BAR in "The Sand Pebbles'.


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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #17 on: February 16, 2015, 06:36:35 AM

On the other hand McQueen was pretty handy with a sawed-off shotgun in "The Magnificent Seven", and also did pretty good with a BAR in "The Sand Pebbles'.

Don't forget "Wanted:  Dead or Alive" - used a Mare's Leg that was supposed to be a 45-70 (anybody fall for that?) but I'm pretty sure it was a 44-40.  I vote for da King of Cool :)
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #18 on: February 16, 2015, 12:13:31 PM
Yeah,but there's an aged Clint with a M1 Garand in Gran Torino :pok:

Then again,Steve has the Great Escape( That Jump :drool:),and Le Man;Clint has Pink Cadilac :shrug:
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #19 on: February 16, 2015, 12:31:10 PM
Ok, how about R2D2 vs C3PO? I'd love to see that plucky R2 unit beat the living smurf out of that gold idiot.

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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #20 on: February 16, 2015, 01:05:22 PM
Ok, how about R2D2 vs C3PO? I'd love to see that plucky R2 unit beat the living smurf out of that gold idiot.

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Reply #21 on: February 16, 2015, 02:36:33 PM
R2 all the way!!!
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Reply #22 on: February 16, 2015, 06:02:53 PM
dr. manhattan vs spawn
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #23 on: February 16, 2015, 06:30:18 PM
dr. manhattan vs spawn

Dr Manhattan would probably wipe the floor with everyone!

Swamp thing (Alan Moore era) vs Rorschach?
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #24 on: February 18, 2015, 06:58:22 PM
The answer to (any actual superpowered individual) vs. Rorschach is (any actual superpowered individual).

Sorry. Just the truth. Rorschach's 'power' is that he's crazy. While i accept that money IS a superpower, crazy isn't. :D


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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #25 on: February 18, 2015, 08:18:04 PM
Yup. Can't argue with your logic. I just wanted to mention two of my fave comic book hero's.

Ok, how about Xena vs Worf?
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #26 on: February 18, 2015, 10:46:10 PM
Xena! Much as I love Worf,Son of Mog, he's been beaten up by every species in Federation space. I reckon Gabriel could take Worf out!


Wylie Coyote vs Sylvester the cat?

Or

Tweety vs the Road Runner?
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #27 on: February 18, 2015, 10:52:21 PM
Wylie Coyote would win because he's a wily coyote.....

Me vs Tina Turner?

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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #28 on: February 18, 2015, 11:02:28 PM
Wylie Coyote would win because he's a wily coyote.....

Me vs Tina Turner?

Def

Tina would win ,as she's simply the best  :D

iron man vs a darlek  :D


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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #29 on: February 19, 2015, 01:59:42 AM
iron man vs a darlek  :D

You mean a Dalek? Dead heat, whoever got the first shot. But psychopathic pepper pots usually travel in packs.

Cyberman vs Ironman?
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