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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #30 on: February 19, 2015, 06:55:09 AM
I think Grant would win vs. Tina.

She doesn't say "I'M simply the best". She says "YOU'RE simply the best."

Cyberman vs. Iron Man.... Mmm... I'm going with Iron Man, while he blasts out AC/DC. And I think I'll pick 'You Shook Me All Night Long' here because... I mean... obvious.

It's actually been done in a comic once (don't ask), but... Captain American Versus Conan the Barbarian, who'd win?


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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #31 on: February 19, 2015, 09:15:19 AM
It'll be Mr Rogers,but it should be the Conan >:(
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #32 on: February 19, 2015, 11:49:48 AM
It'll be Mr Rogers,but it should be the Conan >:(
As someone who has read the books, this is no contest. Conan is just a largish hairless ape :rofl:

Something for the Europeans

Asterix vs. Napoleon
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #33 on: February 19, 2015, 12:08:39 PM
Napoleon. The Gauls have an elixir for super strength, not becoming bullet proof. :) (A fact that is even touched upon in the stories, when Asterix avoids going head on with a large number of Caesar's pretorian guard.)

Let's return to the four-color-squad: Polaris vs Banshee?



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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #34 on: February 19, 2015, 02:35:56 PM
Napoleon. The Gauls have an elixir for super strength, not becoming bullet proof. :) (A fact that is even touched upon in the stories, when Asterix avoids going head on with a large number of Caesar's pretorian guard.)

Let's return to the four-color-squad: Polaris vs Banshee?

Lorna Dane vs Sean Cassidy,yes?

Lorna Dane !

Wendigo vs Juggernaut?
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #35 on: February 19, 2015, 04:32:56 PM
Napoleon. The Gauls have an elixir for super strength, not becoming bullet proof. :) (A fact that is even touched upon in the stories, when Asterix avoids going head on with a large number of Caesar's pretorian guard.)

Let's return to the four-color-squad: Polaris vs Banshee?

Lorna Dane vs Sean Cassidy,yes?

Lorna Dane !

Wendigo vs Juggernaut?
Since the Juggernaut is a reference to Hindu Ratha Yatra temple car, we can safely assume he is a vegetarian and therefore lacks the strength to beat the Wendigo. Winner Wendigo!

Alice (Resident Evil) vs. Hit-Girl (Kick Ass)

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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #36 on: February 19, 2015, 04:49:11 PM
Napoleon. The Gauls have an elixir for super strength, not becoming bullet proof. :) (A fact that is even touched upon in the stories, when Asterix avoids going head on with a large number of Caesar's pretorian guard.)

Let's return to the four-color-squad: Polaris vs Banshee?

Lorna Dane vs Sean Cassidy,yes?

Lorna Dane !

Wendigo vs Juggernaut?
Since the Juggernaut is a reference to Hindu Ratha Yatra temple car, we can safely assume he is a vegetarian and therefore lacks the strength to beat the Wendigo. Winner Wendigo!

Alice (Resident Evil) vs. Hit-Girl (Kick Ass)
Alice all the way. Zombie apocalypse is much tougher than treet thugs.

Master Chief (halo) vs Alex Fenix (Gears of War)
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #37 on: February 21, 2015, 04:43:49 PM
Taylor Swift V Lady Gaga

(don't really care who'd win , I'd just like to be sitting ringside  ::) )


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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #38 on: February 21, 2015, 04:47:11 PM
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #39 on: February 21, 2015, 08:16:24 PM
Taylor Swift V Lady Gaga

(don't really care who'd win , I'd just like to be sitting ringside  ::) )

Gaga, she's nuts enough to win. Taylor would sing about it later

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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #40 on: February 23, 2015, 11:38:30 PM
Colossus (from the X-men) vs Brick (DC universe villain)

Colossus. He has the benefit of being a hero.

Minus the jerking around he's been given lately. (Ala Avengers Vs X-Men)

And, FWIW, I'd go with Gaga over Swift. Being punched by Taylor Swift seems akin to accidentally running into a broom handle. Gaga's got Dancer Thighs! And she's bat-poo crazy. :D

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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #41 on: February 24, 2015, 02:54:59 AM
Neither as they'd all try to hire Chuck Norris to fight for them.

Banana vs punishment chicken?

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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #42 on: February 27, 2015, 02:48:57 AM
Siri vs Cortana
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #43 on: February 27, 2015, 10:09:30 AM
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #44 on: February 27, 2015, 12:23:42 PM
Neither as they'd all try to hire Chuck Norris to fight for them.

Banana vs punishment chicken?

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Punishment Chicken...........there are no NLCs who not not been affected by the  Punishment Chicken one way or another.

Chaos Space Marines or GI Joes?

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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #45 on: February 27, 2015, 01:04:06 PM
Neither as they'd all try to hire Chuck Norris to fight for them.

Banana vs punishment chicken?

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Punishment Chicken...........there are no NLCs who not not been affected by the  Punishment Chicken one way or another.

Chaos Space Marines or GI Joes?

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Chaos Marines Ho! All the way For the Win. The Joes wouldn't know what hit them.

Question. Once you've been killed by a Chaos Space Marine, do you get infected and become one too?

If the Marines were then having to fight against Chaos GI Joes, I couldn't predict the outcome, unless you based it on their weaponry, in which case still Chaos SM's for the win!
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #46 on: February 27, 2015, 01:14:11 PM
Chaos Marines all the way. 8)

Here's an obscure one; Solomon Kane vs the Dread Pirate Roberts. :duel:
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #47 on: February 27, 2015, 01:25:15 PM


Neither as they'd all try to hire Chuck Norris to fight for them.

Banana vs punishment chicken?

Def
Punishment Chicken...........there are no NLCs who not not been affected by the  Punishment Chicken one way or another.

Chaos Space Marines or GI Joes?

Nate



Question. Once you've been killed by a Chaos Space Marine, do you get infected and become one too?


Nope, just dead meat. And if your lucky, they will let your body lay and rot where you died.


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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #48 on: February 27, 2015, 03:12:12 PM
Chaos Marines all the way. 8)

Here's an obscure one; Solomon Kane vs the Dread Pirate Roberts. :duel:

Solomon Kane. He uses whatever works and is more likely to simply shoot the other, rather than engage in witty banter first. (May be a controversial call, I know.) :)

Mister Fantastic (Reed Richards) vs Plastic Man (Patrick "Eel" O'Brian)?
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #49 on: March 01, 2015, 12:13:55 AM
Mr. Fantastic. While they have similar powers, Mr. Fantastic has MASSIVE intellect. Plastic Man is, as far as I can tell, only marginally sane.


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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #50 on: March 01, 2015, 12:27:08 AM
Mr. Fantastic. While they have similar powers, Mr. Fantastic has MASSIVE intellect. Plastic Man is, as far as I can tell, only marginally sane.

So...Plastic Man is a member here?
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #51 on: March 01, 2015, 12:31:51 AM
Mr. Fantastic. While they have similar powers, Mr. Fantastic has MASSIVE intellect. Plastic Man is, as far as I can tell, only marginally sane.

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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #52 on: March 01, 2015, 11:43:59 AM
Duffman vs Joe Camel
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #53 on: March 01, 2015, 11:55:03 PM
Duffman! Oh, yeah!

Sean Bean vs. Liam Neeson?


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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #54 on: March 01, 2015, 11:57:20 PM
Sean Bean. He'd pull a classic Sharpe move and knee Neeson in the nuts!

Liam Neeson or George Peppard?
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #55 on: March 02, 2015, 10:45:10 AM
Sean Bean. He'd pull a classic Sharpe move and knee Neeson in the nuts!

Liam Neeson or George Peppard?

Neeson. He trained Batman, Obi-van, Bane and to a small degree Darth Vader, he was Zeus, led the A-Team, punched a wolf, was a lion and a general and manhandled the Albanian mob that messed with him and his family.

Flash vs Quicksilver
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #56 on: March 02, 2015, 11:38:04 AM
Quicksilver. He's the son of Magneto...Nuff said!
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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #57 on: March 02, 2015, 04:13:18 PM
Sorry. Flash. Speed-force. There's nothing like the equivalent of it in the Marvel Universe.

Aragorn vs. Conan?


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Re: Who would win between...?
Reply #58 on: March 02, 2015, 04:42:58 PM
I reckon Conan as long as Aragorn didn't have his chums to help out.

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