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Why guys don't write to Dear Abby

ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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Why guys don't write to Dear Abby
on: January 21, 2007, 03:57:41 AM
Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision.  I've suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me.  The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer,
the caller hangs up.  My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends
from work, you don't know them."  I always stay awake to look out for her
taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street.  Anyway, I have
never approached the subject with my wife.  I think deep down I just didn't
want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to
really check on her.  I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motor
cycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view
of the whole street when she came home.  It was at that moment, crouching
behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed
to be leaking a little oil.  Is this something I can fix myself or should I
take it back to the dealer?

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england Offline Dunc

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Re: Why guys don't write to Dear Abby
Reply #1 on: January 21, 2007, 09:56:47 AM
Great stuff  :D


Offline Tom Munch

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Re: Why guys don't write to Dear Abby
Reply #2 on: January 21, 2007, 06:49:04 PM
That's one of the funniest I've heard in a long time.


us Offline inkster

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Re: Why guys don't write to Dear Abby
Reply #3 on: February 08, 2007, 05:40:37 PM
I still cry when i read this one  :'(  I really hope he got his scooter fixed.  ::)


ar Offline mcniac

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Re: Why guys don't write to Dear Abby
Reply #4 on: February 08, 2007, 05:55:41 PM
yeah! i am in pain when i notice something happened to my honda , then i think must be alot worse to a harley :p


 

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