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2008 Olympic bloopers

us Offline eodtech

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2008 Olympic bloopers
on: August 25, 2008, 06:23:23 PM
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.’

2. Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.’

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.’

4. Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.’

5. Softball announcer: ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.’

6. Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.’

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: ‘Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.’

8. Soccer commentator: ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.’

9. Tennis commentator: ‘One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?


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Re: 2008 Olympic bloopers
Reply #1 on: August 25, 2008, 06:34:47 PM
It's nice to see I am not the only one with foot in mouth disease  ;)


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Re: 2008 Olympic bloopers
Reply #2 on: August 25, 2008, 07:13:43 PM
Those are great, thanks for sharing. :)

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us Offline EZ822

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Re: 2008 Olympic bloopers
Reply #3 on: August 25, 2008, 09:14:11 PM
Good stuff!!! :D
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Re: 2008 Olympic bloopers
Reply #4 on: August 25, 2008, 09:16:13 PM
 :)


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Re: 2008 Olympic bloopers
Reply #5 on: August 26, 2008, 12:54:39 AM
Class  :D

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Re: 2008 Olympic bloopers
Reply #6 on: August 26, 2008, 02:32:47 AM
I've never seen an amazing Bulgarian snatch before. Wonder if they've got pictures? :)
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Re: 2008 Olympic bloopers
Reply #7 on: August 26, 2008, 09:57:26 AM
nice one!
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Re: 2008 Olympic bloopers
Reply #8 on: August 26, 2008, 03:15:49 PM
I've never seen an amazing Bulgarian snatch before. Wonder if they've got pictures? :)
Having seen the weightlifters in the olympics are sure you want to see pictures? >:D


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Re: 2008 Olympic bloopers
Reply #9 on: August 27, 2008, 04:47:57 AM
Good stuff!!  :D
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Re: 2008 Olympic bloopers
Reply #10 on: August 27, 2008, 05:08:27 AM
I've never seen an amazing Bulgarian snatch before. Wonder if they've got pictures? :)
Having seen the weightlifters in the olympics are sure you want to see pictures? >:D

Good point. Never mind on those pictures. :P
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