Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer,
the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends
from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her
taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street. Anyway, I have
never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't
want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to
really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motor
cycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view
of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching
behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed
to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I
take it back to the dealer?
Def